your parents walked past your room while you were typing this and sighed

LEV needs to drop the kingg igl gimmick lol

do you have friends?

demon1 playing raze solo lurking

nrg fan thinks their haram val will get wins vs sen

i reckon youre just low iq

theres coaches like chet and elmapuddy who have jobs but were worried about alecks lol

he makes those teams and comps work, i hope you know that

PRX easily the best in innovating execs and coordinating util for the past few years (outside of goat pooter's EG) , and paper rex has really good protocols (due to their midrounding being not up to par)

all signs of a good coach

but we got chet coaching haram-val and don't do nothing

then stfu the crowd literally doesnt affect anyone lol

imagine crying because your favorite boys making 6 figures playing video games have to deal with some toxic fans for a few days a year omg the HORROR

fans pay to go, if you disagree, you pay to go and cheer yourself

so many kids in armchairs and not enough of these "good fans" are in the crowds

I wonder why

chinese korean rivalry is the biggest in esports.. dont get that confused

I get it, but maintaining the point of the whole thing is that the players perform for the fans, not the other way around

People should be upset with politicians not the fans/players who have 0 involvement with the military or the government

do you know how every sport ever works

the crowd cheers for the home team

esports will never be as big as regular sports bc of soft twinks who cry when people have bias (normal human emotion)

crowds support the home team btw

rest

full polish is the way to go

maniek from FC Barcelona
Patitek
also Kamyk

EZ polish champions win

bro imagine if the best ever version of your flair isnt even top 3 and this is the worst event of all time

mfs just be roasting themselves

ik this is u beyaz

holy fuck i cooked so hard here

top 5 OPs/Agents/Heroes

Lucio
Raze
Tracer
who cares ab the rest

lucio is the best agent in any game ever

VK was like the worst team at that tournament lol who gaf

fodder team

they also had a harder bracket than gambit

"acend didnt win, they just beat everyone else" -how every tournament ever works

baiting for the texture fans

meteor is very handsome

meteor is a top 3 peak oat

only t0nz and aspas peaks are higher

you can argue semen0 (one event)

holy brainrot

i love u

well played guys!

yeah fair to say fnc is a clown show

i still like leo and alfa

yk i love turkish teams

https://www.vlr.gg/348472/team-heretics-vs-fut-esports-champions-tour-2024-masters-shanghai-lr2

like this

wow so cool

CS incels > Valorant incels

nice flex

honestly dont see how heretics wins this realistically but

knowing gen g its possible that wo0t just mogs them

gl to apac tho we cant have emea dogs from russia and britain claiming turkish and lithuanian trophy

kc drop magnum (mental midget)
liquid drop everyone
m8 add scream
FUT drop cnoob for a young turkish GOAT (atakaptan on bot watch too)
BBL drop paura and reazy (QTX elite and brave r goats)
navi drop everyone but shao suygetsu
fnc drop b0tster (chronicle and dork on chokerwatch)
heretics nothing
vit idek but keep trex and beg sayf
koi build polish roster to dominate (they will)
giantx drop redgar + krysal, drop fitinho and hoody for russians then win (fitinho and redgar are cancerous players and shouldnt be t2 even)

he is thanos

BRO. what lol cryo has been flexing idek wys

def not his fault

boostio bang and cryo are not going anywhere

verno for eeiu or asuna for someone else way more liekly

"chet and nrg"

i like derke

his last name is yeah but idk if hes mixed

i can show you natanks jawline

heretics isnt spanish anymore

they are now turkish

ill rate the women later

his name is cned

in order (strict)

1 natank
2 aspas
3 pancada
4 kadavra
5 sayf
6 johnqt
7 idc anymore

but for some reason they all have the same amount of trophies

boaster (crybaby)
less (only when he hasnt had happy meals)
ardiis (only confident when bullying mentally ill people like sick, bullies are low confidence and low test)
any apac player ever in a finals
boaster again
d0rke (slightly more bald and less emotional crybaby)
asuna (needs anime girls to soothe his mind)
c0m (when his team faces any adversity in any way)
cned (when he cant eat his opponents)

true they can have whzys spot

you do see kadavra and natank right?

1 kadavra natank
2 aspas less
3 leo alfa
4 sinatraa sick
5 sayf and himself
6 tenz zekken
7 texture meteor
8 mako n buzz
9 whzy and his sons (fns victor crashies)
10 keznit heat

no way 0semen has a cult now

l0ls

geng is only worse than prx and eg

loud is 50/50 imo