im happy for you man. the noob cloudberry convinced me u were gone for good. welcome back goat
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im happy for you man. the noob cloudberry convinced me u were gone for good. welcome back goat
zellsis then says "ive played these games before!" and he goes on a generational kill streak, now averaging 3 kills per round.
this life game trend continues all the way until 11-12 until he decides to buy an operator, saying "im better!" and gets 1 tapped leading to an OT game now
sources say that they have no clue what "sunset" is, and because of that they actually choose the ACTUAL map known as SENset map 2, in which they actually know how to play.
this soon replaces the original map 2 on lotus, to now being SENset where kaplan gave the best speech of his lifetime and n4rrate drops 60 kills in this one map to bring them to the now map 3 of lotus.
due to their momentum, this brings lotus to a completely different result and now sen are more favored
In response to that, the goat n4rrate unfortunately backs out, and now lets the penguin gunter fill into the game after a 1 hour pause to discuss issues. Due to Wolves' players having little to no experience, this makes them nervous and 2 of their newly signed players throws up on stage leading for the match to get delayed until tomorrow to clear up those unfortunate issues
King kaplan says "nuh uh" as he manages to anti-strat wolves' anti-strat to SEN's original strats due to Lyosar, leaking strats to kaplan privately. This is because from the previous match being enraged in having 0 kills the entire series. This means that the so called 14-12 wont be happening, and instead will turn out to be a 13-3 scoreline as TMV continues to jinx wolves esports
thats fair but LEV also had 2 subs, whether or not LEV's subs were better is a different topic but cant really blame them
makes sense.
americas is getting stronger as a team, and they were put in a hard bracket
im sure if lev was in group A replacing LOUD, they wouldve had 2 or 3 wins easily. just consider them unlucky
my goats professor p
Agreed. No monyet no win
Why does it say 5x payout for NRG?
u saying that to me or to florescent? if its florescent then mb that im questioning, but if its to me then wym by that
prophecy says unfortunately due to map 3 being ascent,
SEN and WOLVES will only win their defense side, meaning this game will never end because defense side is too strong
he basically claims that this means both teams will have to accept a draw, leading to the first draw in VCT history. Ascent will also be removed effective immediately, (the next day) due to this. Prophecy says this is destined to happen so Ascent can be fixed.
unfortunately, prophecy forgot to mention the most important part which is that the 2 remaining players, out of frustration due to having 0 kills since map 1, will rage quit the game and lend king sentinels the win
prophecy also says, "what the fuck is going on and how is this still going" 😭 😭 😭
prophecy once again says that SEN is destined to win because BANG will be prime tenz and drop 80 kills in 2 maps, having the game of his lifetime, getting 8 aces breaking records
it also says that nismo, coming out of cubert wants to prove himself and he will also get a game breaking 100 assists
prophecy says despite those 14 kills, itll be the most impactful kills of SEN's entire time as an org as he will get 2 1v5's to clutch out a destined 13-0.
prophecy will not let the SEN fans down due to wolves being constantly jinxed by the king TMV
prophecy is no longer in our hands unfortunately from what i got told.
fate is now determined by TMV to see if his curse is truly real.
its just a matter of time now sadly, no coming back from this delighted
ill hack into that prophecy to change it because my books say wolves are too cursed to do so.
prophecy now says wolves are getting 0-13d.
TMV has a bigger jinx than me dw, we'll be jinxing this series equally as much but eventually itll be a SEN win because of that
sorry bro truth hurts
nice storyline just for both teams to go 0-2 record frfr
not this time i wont let it happen. i used all my bad luck for stage 1 now ill get 100%
holy thread flop
dont worry ill bump it for you
the henbaby has spoken
i would never
holy i forgot about that match, 1.1k betting payout odds is insane
i like their logo lol (and benjyfishy)
i sometimes rock with cubert as well cuz its cute
GENG 2-0 aspas and verno and friends
Sen 2-1 GENG i got the god read
holy regional matchup again noooo
Prx 2-0 geng keep the cope train up WW
riot finally blessed us with the easiest match ever
Thank god! Love them for this
Boringgg
Ez 2-0 for BLG
(forgot to edit this since they dont have nats im not a fraud)
Wrong cope
they need a kaplan 2.0 to give them mental checks during games
Logically prolly yea if they get top 6 for 2 champ points then most likely secured it