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Kaplan notices this cringe play, and calls a timeout. He says "lets fuckin give them a taste of their own medicine!"
and he makes the lifetime call for all 5 players to buy a judge, 5 stack on A. Unfortunately, due to Zellsis, setting up Vyse util on B and quickly running to A, this makes Wolves scared of a possible push, and they make a read to go back to A. They now enter into Sentinels 5 shotgun stack, and win the round tying back up to 13-13 with mental on their side after 10 seconds of laughing.
With the backs against their walls, Kaplan calls a godly timeout after SEN lose pistol, now being down 2-11. He said how zekken should just run it down mid every round because this game is allegedly over. Wolves esports, not having a sentinel, now keeps 3 players watching mid every round since 5-11 due to zekken getting 3 aces in a row. He reads this and johnqt can get the masterclass reads and they win every round because of Wolves' Esports stubborness, continuously keeping 3 players mid every round and this now leads into a comeback, now OT 12-12.
Makes sense. John said in a video saying how n4rrate is most active in terms of talking outside of johnqt. Though thats cool that hes trying to be secondary
kaplan says fuck you! before he leaves the stage. However, he secretly bribes a team already in playoffs… (xlg) and asks a staff to disqualify them. According to the rules, they now are the 1st seed and choose wolves to rematch them in playoffs!
Despite this result, it was said that t3xture, being too excited, does a PRX something play and pulls out his middle finger, pointed at aspas. Due to this, a rule was spoken out upon this toxicity. This now means that GENG is forced to give the win to MIBR as punishment after a cruel week of back and forth gameplay
NRG 2-0 MIBR
not cope, mibr just need to save strats logically for tornto
hey at least its good for canadian people
in the next half, n4rrate, thinking about giving up, sees the GOAT KC ENGH in the crowd, yelling "YO remember what Ze1sh told you the day you joined!", and n4rrate, hearing this, now remembers that the pressure is not on him because he has experienced this before. What was supposed to be a 13-0 victory turns into a 12-12 half as n4rrate becomes KC n4rrate again dropping 40 bombs this half
However, what was not mentioned was that t3xture, thinking he was him, decides to do a demon1 move and stand up on his desk. The table, being unstable now breaking also leads to t3xture breaking official rules. Due to the admins being GENG fans, instead of handing the win to MIBR due to the circumstances, he instead calls for a rematch starting in 3 days to fix the broken desk. This now leads to what was an originally, chill game, to now toxicity from both fanbases. Aspas decides this is his chance and also starts cooking up some aim strats and sources say he will drop 100 kills in a Bo3
Aspas, despite having the 2nd mastere curse, now turns demon mode shutting off all of GENGs executes being the king of icebox. This leads for him to drop a huge 50 kills in a close 13-11 game after a 1v5 by him. This shuts down GENGs momentum and mental going to map 3
However, what was not mentioned was that the valorant admins decided to turn this into a Bo5 after a favorable voted poll during this match. This now means Wolves are up 2-1 but kaplan with his amazing speeches manages to call out on zekken who now drops 10 aces, getting another world record and now on track to win
unfortunately due to the referees of this game being extreme SEN fans, they yell "not yet!" as the XSET turret 2.0 incident happens again with vyse walls not triggering.
due to this, this leads to a FOUR hour tech pause to see if the vyse walls not triggering. in the end, it was and the admins now say "FUCK IT" and restarted the OT now at 12-12 again
im happy for you man. the noob cloudberry convinced me u were gone for good. welcome back goat
zellsis then says "ive played these games before!" and he goes on a generational kill streak, now averaging 3 kills per round.
this life game trend continues all the way until 11-12 until he decides to buy an operator, saying "im better!" and gets 1 tapped leading to an OT game now
sources say that they have no clue what "sunset" is, and because of that they actually choose the ACTUAL map known as SENset map 2, in which they actually know how to play.
this soon replaces the original map 2 on lotus, to now being SENset where kaplan gave the best speech of his lifetime and n4rrate drops 60 kills in this one map to bring them to the now map 3 of lotus.
due to their momentum, this brings lotus to a completely different result and now sen are more favored
In response to that, the goat n4rrate unfortunately backs out, and now lets the penguin gunter fill into the game after a 1 hour pause to discuss issues. Due to Wolves' players having little to no experience, this makes them nervous and 2 of their newly signed players throws up on stage leading for the match to get delayed until tomorrow to clear up those unfortunate issues
King kaplan says "nuh uh" as he manages to anti-strat wolves' anti-strat to SEN's original strats due to Lyosar, leaking strats to kaplan privately. This is because from the previous match being enraged in having 0 kills the entire series. This means that the so called 14-12 wont be happening, and instead will turn out to be a 13-3 scoreline as TMV continues to jinx wolves esports
thats fair but LEV also had 2 subs, whether or not LEV's subs were better is a different topic but cant really blame them
makes sense.
americas is getting stronger as a team, and they were put in a hard bracket
im sure if lev was in group A replacing LOUD, they wouldve had 2 or 3 wins easily. just consider them unlucky
my goats professor p
Agreed. No monyet no win
Why does it say 5x payout for NRG?
u saying that to me or to florescent? if its florescent then mb that im questioning, but if its to me then wym by that
prophecy says unfortunately due to map 3 being ascent,
SEN and WOLVES will only win their defense side, meaning this game will never end because defense side is too strong
he basically claims that this means both teams will have to accept a draw, leading to the first draw in VCT history. Ascent will also be removed effective immediately, (the next day) due to this. Prophecy says this is destined to happen so Ascent can be fixed.
unfortunately, prophecy forgot to mention the most important part which is that the 2 remaining players, out of frustration due to having 0 kills since map 1, will rage quit the game and lend king sentinels the win
prophecy also says, "what the fuck is going on and how is this still going" 😭 😭 😭
prophecy once again says that SEN is destined to win because BANG will be prime tenz and drop 80 kills in 2 maps, having the game of his lifetime, getting 8 aces breaking records
it also says that nismo, coming out of cubert wants to prove himself and he will also get a game breaking 100 assists
prophecy says despite those 14 kills, itll be the most impactful kills of SEN's entire time as an org as he will get 2 1v5's to clutch out a destined 13-0.
prophecy will not let the SEN fans down due to wolves being constantly jinxed by the king TMV
prophecy is no longer in our hands unfortunately from what i got told.
fate is now determined by TMV to see if his curse is truly real.
its just a matter of time now sadly, no coming back from this delighted
ill hack into that prophecy to change it because my books say wolves are too cursed to do so.
prophecy now says wolves are getting 0-13d.
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