c4rrotstix
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Last post: August 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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CARLOS MY KING

posted about a year ago

Pump

posted about a year ago

Ok bud

posted about a year ago

Changing my flair now :(

posted about a year ago

Free money no?

posted about a year ago

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted about a year ago

100T giving me hope that they can LEGIT win a title for the first time since 2021 Hiko clutching against Gambit.

Oh lord almighty please keep cryo in this form for the rest of the year.

posted about a year ago

No pancada, sacy, or aspas in brazil

Mwzera is hard tanking a team because his style is so heavy around him that its not Furia its just set Mwzera up and lose anyways

Mibr never invested in shit this offseason

Saadhak having to account for Loud not picking up an Aspas replacement (Askia could gave learned imo) and their comps and style hard suffered for that.

posted about a year ago

Penny - on god his jett was disgusting to watch masterclass
Aproto - i will never forget my deagle demon king

posted about a year ago

Who is on the NRG roster next year Simp4s0m and why is it Verno

posted about a year ago

you aint simp4s0m you the simpsons the way you predicting this

posted about a year ago

robotics competition....

drop the blue alliance link

posted about a year ago

the most memorable Valorant moment that you remember/what were you doing during it

My 2 are watching FNATIC lose to 100T in Champions 2022 group stage while in the New York City suburbs/slums and popping the fuck off in this random ass parking lot
also watching Optic win Iceland the entire end of the day at school and on the bus on the way home

posted about a year ago

back in my day i stood in the middle of the new york city slums while popping off as 100T beat FNATIC in Champions 2022 Group Stage.

take me back

posted about a year ago

ho ho ho merry christmas

posted about a year ago

brother karmine is about to lose to fnatic

posted about a year ago

you are hiding a child pt 2

posted about a year ago

he looking at children on the 2nd monitor so his blood flow is faster and he flicks better

posted about a year ago

Fnatic i hope they go back to their 2022 ways <333

posted about a year ago

you think fns doesnt drop everything to play for a legit chance at a trophy again

same with yay aint no way he doesnt cut the contract to play with arguably the best lineup ever gifted to valorant (other than loud 22 ofc)

posted about a year ago

nrg fix:

-ethan (this midrounding is SHIT)
-demon1 (bro cannot aim for SHIT and his agent pool is ass too)

+yay (trust bro is an optic merchant and put him back with optic he cooks)
+fns (best midrounder on Couch)

posted about a year ago

I am a sen coper and goddamn this is ridiculous

  1. LEV
  2. KRU
  3. SEN
  4. 100T
  5. C9
  6. EG
  7. G2
  8. NRG
  9. LOUD
  10. MIBR
  11. FURIA
posted about a year ago

trembolona post alert!!!!

do not interact!!!!!

posted about a year ago

in no particular order:

EMEA: FUT, NAVI, TH, KC

Americas: LEV, 100T, KRU, NRG (even with that dogshit ass LEV game I believe in them beating FNC rn), SEN (honestly EG was frying im giving them one more game before being out on them), G2 (they played LEV pretty damn close.... might win if they play FNC rn)

Pacific: GenG, Secret, DRX, PRX, Talon (on GOD Governor diffs them hard)

China: EDG, FPX (maybe, i feel like FPX would fry against FNC)

So top 18!!!! right in the middle where they belong with the C9s of the world <3333

posted about a year ago

dont care put alfa on another role and he still fries cned and yetujey are too good to drop

posted about a year ago

why the fuck would you ever get rid of yetujey

posted about a year ago

FUT just beat Shitnatic playing a one and done comp for the 2nd time...

Shitnatic had a week of prep to try to counter them literally free asf if you have a brain

however b0tster and elm0pudding are too busy trying to get fat asses for tiktok money to beat a cypher sage on split with NO INITIATOR

HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST FUCKING AWP ON DEFENSE LMAO

shit team shit players FUT clears probably will get at least 4th in this form at shanghai

posted about a year ago

if BBL win they are the best in their group and i will explode all over the brazilian butt lifts

posted about a year ago

its actually crazy tbh

getting aim diffed
getting igl diffed
getting util diffed

this team is just BAD.

posted about a year ago

LOSING 3 KEKW

only beat KOI M8 and Giants
lost a map to Giants LOL
almost lost a map to KOI LOL

WOMP WOMP

posted about a year ago

G POO LOL

posted about a year ago

Why does no one believe in LEV bro aspas was not nearly as backpack carry as people think in the SEN series, they're 100% back

posted about a year ago

Watching russ play makes me want to fall asleep with pills

posted about a year ago

I look up d3ffo every now and then and get depressed at where he is

posted about a year ago

V1 Penny :(

Actually that whole V1 team other than Zellsis

Also c4lypso and mummay

posted about a year ago

brother i am an ABCD i am na fanboy with strong love of india

posted about a year ago

TIANAMEN SQUARE?? NAH THAT WAS A MACYS DAY PARADE TYPE SHI

posted about a year ago

listen all im saying

2021 - made it to international lan- did pretty decently, champs bomb out lost to funny apac team

2022 - won an international lan title, finalist at champions

2023 - made it to international lan - did pretty decently, champs bomb out lost to funny apac team

2024 - ?????

posted about a year ago

my goat y0y would never ghost in matches his eyes just dont work >:((((

posted about a year ago

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED LOL

not like enz0 and m0st0c were SERIAL chokers on fnatic 2022

LULQUID LOLOL CRY

posted about a year ago

It was a half shitpost

Mostly im fucking pissed that we had the best duelist in APAC and a top 5 smokes player in APAC with a LEGIT igl and made jackshit out of it because skbotssi

posted about a year ago

IF LIQUID DOESNT THROW KEKW

BROTHER ITS MISTIC AND ENZO

DO I NEED TO PULL UP FNATIC 2022

posted about a year ago

Also xset 🪦🪦🪦🫡🫡

posted about a year ago

XSET flair🪦🪦🪦

posted about a year ago

CHIPI 💥💯🔊 CHIPI👍🥰🤪😋 CHAPA 💗💖🤪😋🔊 CHAPA 💯🥰👌💙 DUBI 🦄✨🧨💗😍 DUBI 😍😍😍🔊💯✨💖💖 DABA 👍💋🔊🤯🎉 DABA 🧨💗💖💖💙 MAGICÒ MÍ 🙋‍♂️💖💖💗🧨 DUBI 💙💙🎉🎉🦄 DUBI BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM🧨💥🧨

posted about a year ago

Let's get a cracked duelist player, maybe even the best in Asia in t3xture

Then lets get a very good controller player in Asia, personally my favorite Omen in Asia with Monyet

Now let's get an IGL, which is hard because the lack of IGLs in general is hard, so let's get a proven Champions worthy veteran IGL in Ayrin

Alright so now we need a Senti player so let's get Skrossi back, because we need an Indian and also duelist inters on Sentinel have been working this year (Foxy9, Meteor)

And let's get a flex, and we need a second voice so let's get Benkai to flex for us, he has cracked aim + Paper Rex flex moment

Let me know what you think!!!!

posted about a year ago

this team isnt mentally stable enough for a 'fine' performance to work from yay they need that 2021 sscary 2022 yay and 2022 zest all in form together to beat real teams

however dfm is not a real team sooooo

posted about a year ago
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