burritx
Flag: Seychelles
Registered: February 13, 2022
Last post: August 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Posts: 6993
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Bro said a wife beater is not as bad as the rest 💀

posted 3 months ago

Trembolona
Never forget 💔

posted 3 months ago

Actually crazy that both are uncs but hazed has like 4 aces in 2.5 years of pro play but fns hasn't aced once in 5 years of pro play

posted 3 months ago

I mean, sScary could had joined Talon if he wanted results, he just wanted the bag from Bleed to help his family

posted 3 months ago

comtract renewal abuser - khalil

posted 3 months ago

No I know all the shit he did but what did he do to women?

posted 3 months ago

é tradição desde 2021 botar bandeira nova que colocam no site

posted 3 months ago

tf did sick do

posted 3 months ago

Same as ntk

posted 3 months ago

Women ☕

Duelist: Canezerra
Initiator: Ntk
Flex: Sinatraa
Sentinel: pancc
Controller: Mazino

Sub: Kamo + Flashback
Coach: Juv3nile
Social Media Manager: George Geddes

posted 3 months ago

yay acordou
supamen lembrou que só toma jack de brasileiro
icy sendo icy

posted 3 months ago

don't let EG make masters please
supamen got banned from crossfire because he was caught stealing gear at major
Same thing is gonna happen in valorant 💔

posted 3 months ago

Internet explorer

posted 3 months ago

sim até por que o cortezia ta 0-5 né
se eu quisesse falar que alguém é melhor que o less por estatística eu teria falado lukxo porra

posted 3 months ago

Para viado, unica coisa separando ele do less é o troféu, menor no primeiro ano de franquia ta quebrando igual o less em 2023, se ele chocar no masters ai sim pode falar que ele não ta pareado com o less

alias eu disse que ele é bom igual, não que é melhor

posted 3 months ago

european -> american
ardiis -> tenz

See? 2 words
anyways good luck winning anything without sacy 😂 butt hurt ahh mf

posted 3 months ago

I literally can replace 2 words for whatever country you're from just take the L bruv

posted 3 months ago

of course it's the fucking keyword, what would an european know about Brazil's T2 players?

sybau lil bro go pray ardiis comes back to save your region 🥀🥀🥀

posted 3 months ago

The problem is they have a fucking tool running emea

posted 3 months ago

He stopped lurking

posted 3 months ago

Cook

posted 3 months ago

Prasinos 2.0

posted 3 months ago

Top 13 of the 12

posted 3 months ago

Competitive scene caught up with his IGL skills last year, now he's nothing but dead weight

posted 3 months ago

Spray merchant

posted 3 months ago

I have watched less since he was in jaguares lil bro how tf am I biased 😂
you can ask any Brazillian and they will agree cortezia is just as good as Less

posted 3 months ago

everyone already does that since forever...

posted 3 months ago

Registered: July 26, 2024

yep, checks out

posted 3 months ago

the leorde leddes lore goes crazy

posted 3 months ago

Flag check

posted 3 months ago

didn't he literally say he is unwilling to change that attitude 💀 doesn't seem like he doesn't mean it

posted 3 months ago

and you have george fucking geddes defending you 💀💀💀

Who's next, juvenile? this kid is cooked

posted 3 months ago

Cortezia = Less
Xenom < pANcada
Artzin > Saadhak
Verno > Sacy
Aspas > Aspas

yes it does tf are you smoking

posted 3 months ago

Where are your stars?

posted 3 months ago

can we call this guy a fraud yet? (Art levels of fraud)

  • played 9 series and has yet to finish one positive

  • isn't a crazy clutch player (4/26)

  • high apr but average kast (low/no impact assists)

  • not a good lurker? I only have the MIBR game to go off from since I don't pay attention to 100T so I might be talking shit but this guy deadass refuses to take space?? All of his lurks are just him waiting for someone to push while he plays ridiculously far away so even if someone did push he probably wouldn't be able to kill them unless they peeked like a bot, his average damage per round is dogshit because he rarely/never gets actual impact kills while lurking (and when his team rotates to entry where he's lurking they fail because they have no info)

posted 3 months ago

Feels bad for cyvoph, if vit can't make anything this year he'll definitely be the scapegoat

posted 3 months ago

role overlap went crazy, imagine having to build a roster around tenz (duelist) so you pick up:

  • another duelist that can flash ini
  • flash ini
  • ini
  • smokes

and then you fucking have them play:

  • raze + flash ini + sova (WITH SACY IN THE TEAM)
  • flash ini + controller + sentinel
  • controller + sentinel + ini
  • sentinel + controller a few times (emphasis on few)

kaplan almost saved them by getting marved but took too long to get rid of d0phh (also pancada on sentinel was not it)

I honestly believe they could have done something in playoffs since they almost won 1 map against nrg with dogshit comp and starts before marved joined, but we'll never know thanks to d0phh

posted 3 months ago

americas less
cortezia

posted 3 months ago

Leo is pregnant

posted 3 months ago

He had 4 stars?

posted 3 months ago

No

posted 3 months ago
  • kills himself being aggro on slick
  • kills himself being aggro on loud
  • is lurking on lev
  • kills himself being aggro on mibr

god forbid a coach have a different strat

posted 3 months ago

Haven't seen a super team failure this big since sen 2023 jeez

posted 3 months ago

S tier
everyone falls for my baits since 2022

posted 3 months ago

FURIA 2023
-dgzin
-mazin

SEN 2024
-sacy

posted 3 months ago

havoc no latam sera? nao acho que algum time do vcb (que pague um salario decente) precisa de outro duelista

posted 3 months ago

vamo ver noq vai dar spike/lz de igl, pela comunicacao deles no ascension eu acho bizarro a 2G ter ganho sequer um mapa sem o zap no split 1

posted 3 months ago

well, I'm not sure how things work over there, but over in Brazil winning tourneys is what gets you exposure to scouts (of course you still need a social media presence and videos)

posted 3 months ago

You don't? You can't just get into established teams without them coming to you

posted 3 months ago

lol? what rule is supposed to exist bro

posted 3 months ago
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