provavelmente vão ficar brigando com a furia pelo palla (brigando: furia bate e loud apanha) até não dar mais tempo de pegar alguém do Brasil, ai eles pegam o pxs e vão pra mais um 0-5

ja chega da gente fingir né? A gente sabia que depois que o Sacy saiu esse time eventualmente ia ir pro caralho, só aguentou até aqui pq o Sacy recomendou o cauanzin e o tuyz

Genuinamente impressionante o quão burra a diretoria da loud é, não quer gastar dinheiro antes da season pra contratar um time de peso ai pega 2 jogadores F/A q n tavam sendo cotados por ngm (e dali só o dgzin era bom, v1nny é podre), e ai quando da tudo errado a diretoria começa a tirar x player pra botar y player

Uma hora é o v1nny jogando ai dps o lukxo, dps volta v1nny sai tuyz, entra tuyz devolta, ratomanocu porra

A loud conseguiu a vaga nas franquias pq eles ganharam o champions, se a Riot for esperta e parar de passar o pano só pq eles fazem conteudo no youtube a Loud vai ser tirada em 2027 e se deus quiser vem uma Los Grandes/Fluxo

Orgs com o MINIMO
tipo UM OFFICE
UM PSICOLOGO
STAFF DECENTE
PORRA

ong

nao plmds, duvido ter alguem q defenda o rhz em especifico nesse site, impossivel

ano que vem vai ter murizzz + rhz

8-13, 1-13, 6-13, 9-13, 1-13

what did blud smoke before this prediction 😭

oh yeah
netero would agree with me

oce was supposed to be in franchising since day 1 but order imploded out of nowhere
And there's not any relevant orgs in OCE rn even

I don't even know you what the fuck are you talking about

Matt Damon gif

Netero can do no wrong

crazyguy is xenophobic

you can't handle the truth

I remember that in champs 2021 so yeah

you guys really believe anything holy shit

It's not that deep bro tf? I did talk about this when he was on lev and I didn't know she lied

Mortadelo

Literally neither are true bro 💀

Loud -v1nny -tuyz looking for american player and coach
Furia -everyone except heat

ta maluco Jão vou te caçar fdp tu ta fudido vai levar jack dos d 😡😡😡

meteor - looks racist

aonde q eu não gosto de tu carai kkkkkkkk
oq fala em inglês fica no inglês

HyenaLaugh
acho que o Lorenzopajaro ja levou ban uma vez tb mas ja tiraram
andrewdamf

Deve ter mais, mas que eu lembro de BR q era ativo q levou ban de graça sao esses ai

sato was never an option don't let loud fans convince you otherwise

If they wanted to spend money they sure as hell wouldn't have signed v1nny

idfk he always got bullshit banned

True

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

No Sergio is active on twitter
It's not the same as it was 💔

FUCK

6 months.

It has been 6 months since trembolona got permanently banned.

I didn't want to believe it, none of us wanted to, it was a silent job too, no warning no statement no nothing.

Trembolona was one of the original pillars of vlr.gg, I even dare to say he was the most popular user of his time, he wasn't forced like this new generation of baiters (elysxxm, henbabyh, etc), we genuinely laughed at his baits, we used his copypastas, we talked with him over his obsession for mwzera

We. Were. Happy.

Trembolona got banned several times but he always came back, he was dedicated to his craft, and we sure as hell won't find another user like him.

O cara era tão foda que absolutamente todo mundo do cenário profissional brasileiro conhece ele, todo mundo xinga ele e discorda de tudo que ele fala mas no fundo a gente era feliz. Não existe nenhum usuário assim hoje em dia, o vlr.gg perdeu a substância que ja teve.

Love him or hate him, one thing is certain, we lost one of the greats.

Rest in Peace Trembolonarage 🥀 😭

Pic of his biceps to use on his grave

Bro said a wife beater is not as bad as the rest 💀

Trembolona
Never forget 💔

Actually crazy that both are uncs but hazed has like 4 aces in 2.5 years of pro play but fns hasn't aced once in 5 years of pro play

I mean, sScary could had joined Talon if he wanted results, he just wanted the bag from Bleed to help his family

comtract renewal abuser - khalil

No I know all the shit he did but what did he do to women?

é tradição desde 2021 botar bandeira nova que colocam no site

tf did sick do

Same as ntk

Women ☕

Duelist: Canezerra
Initiator: Ntk
Flex: Sinatraa
Sentinel: pancc
Controller: Mazino

Sub: Kamo + Flashback
Coach: Juv3nile
Social Media Manager: George Geddes

yay acordou
supamen lembrou que só toma jack de brasileiro
icy sendo icy

don't let EG make masters please
supamen got banned from crossfire because he was caught stealing gear at major
Same thing is gonna happen in valorant 💔

Internet explorer

sim até por que o cortezia ta 0-5 né
se eu quisesse falar que alguém é melhor que o less por estatística eu teria falado lukxo porra

Para viado, unica coisa separando ele do less é o troféu, menor no primeiro ano de franquia ta quebrando igual o less em 2023, se ele chocar no masters ai sim pode falar que ele não ta pareado com o less

alias eu disse que ele é bom igual, não que é melhor

european -> american
ardiis -> tenz

See? 2 words
anyways good luck winning anything without sacy 😂 butt hurt ahh mf

I literally can replace 2 words for whatever country you're from just take the L bruv

of course it's the fucking keyword, what would an european know about Brazil's T2 players?

sybau lil bro go pray ardiis comes back to save your region 🥀🥀🥀

The problem is they have a fucking tool running emea

He stopped lurking

Cook