idk i made this when i was like 12

love story

my faith in the Lord, going to Bible study, used to play in a Church band

fun fact: my ball size is is 10 cm

sometimes

you've been brainwashed

they aren't staring at the mini map in ranked and still shoot like bots

I remember I once heard the phrase “beat your meat” when I was 12 and heard it felt good so when I was alone I punched my balls as hard as I could then cried for an hour and threw up on the floor

speak english? although most people speak it in esports EU

yay's team?

well frags win games. good calling and winning aim duels gets those frags. might as well do both

also, people are brainwashed into thinking igls are gigabrains that turn off their monitor during gunfights to think lol. rest of the team is comming just as much

he aint wrong

c9 gave up?

braindead. im just using radiant as an example of the mechanical level. every pro has hit radiant. doesn't mean they have the average radiant mechanics (besides gamesense)

the sample size is small and early valorant has been dominated by nepotism and preferring experienced players

valorant will shift into having better igls. literally no reason for an igl to not have radiant mechanics. they play the game 24/7

they should still have good mechanics even when calling. the other players are also calling stuff during gun fights. it is a team effort (watch a t1 team’s vod)

but the main issue is objectively measuring their mechanics. even in the gun range shooting bots, u can tell elite mechanics from average

nah that’s cap. so many good mechanical players barely play the game outside scrims. also, there are diminishing returns when training

plus igls should just have to be at least radiant aim imo and that’s not a high bar

or maybe they’re just a bad team and coaching…

teams like c9 and EG look pretty good

igls don’t have to top frag (honestly, not a good sign if they are), but they should at least be able to frag and hold their own

that is a lie told by the valorant ruling elite that control our lives. you can have an igl with good aim and good calling

igls study/play the game the most. surely, if you play that much, your mechanics are peak radiant

so why do so many igls have ascendant level aim?

and people whining about “they have to call,” “they have to look at mini map,” blah blah. like ok but that doesn’t make your game mechanics worse. watch them struggle in ranked where they don’t igl

you know how much better a team would be if the igl could shoot back and the team had 5 elite players?

he isn’t cocky but yeah most valorant igls have ascendant aim

vlr fell off

not readin allat but whoever made the tiktok lost the argument

6th man is just the first sub/bench player

the issue is deeper than that. whole team is all aim no brain. what the coaches doing

yes but the coaching and rest of team is mid

well, now he is since dephh isn't playing at all

then yes he was a sixth man (or more like a reserve/sub player since prx already had cgrs as 6th man). forgot he initially was a sub since he played majority of the season

marved was a true 6th man

he didn't make the team better. played well for his situation tho

think prx would've made tokyo finals with Something instead

on the business-side, musk
in the ring, zuck (bro is ripped)

why's everyone saying txozin? he has like 2 games and played average

I think you don't know what a 6th man is...

also, something is a starter

vapes are for pussies. smoke a cig

uhh replacing a starter with the 6th man/benchwarmer is the whole reason of having a 6th man. whether that is bc a starter can't play or a starter isn't playing well and bench might be better

testing

their game sense is so good that they can predict kills through smoke as if there was a sova dart hitting them

EMEA farmers' league needs to catch up

probably Marved, no?

PRX 6th was amazing for the situation they were in

can't remember who else that was impactful

Honestly, this is best case scenario for the teams that already qualified for Champs. (worst-case for those that didn't bc they're taking up all the slots)

Those extra slot teams will just get grouped bc they're from farmers' leagues, so the real teams don't have to stress as much

W. more clout in the scene

NA currently has the best strats. just lack the firepower imo

wireless. braindead to use wired nowadays. I feel like I charge my mouse like 1-2 times a month and it charges instantly

Sen game coming up

two of these is not like the other (just saw fnatic on there twice for some reason)

one of these is not like the other

it is both horrid and intriguing

the girl i like forgot her glasses

feel like asuna was the only one that was known for reyna

make trip global and increase tp range

what is the answer to life?