bladaaa
Flag: Hong Kong
Registered: March 30, 2024
Last post: September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Posts: 849
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fuck you guys

posted about a year ago

I won't say anything else but that eco and d4vi 2v1...

posted about a year ago

FUT want to go exploring against an eco? Lmao

posted about a year ago

why did she have to bring up something irrelevant like "masturbating to overwatch porn"
like wtf lmaooo 😂

posted about a year ago

yo i made it on is this real

posted about a year ago

dont think 13-5 was fluke

posted about a year ago

would be perfection if each region has two seeds in playoffs

posted about a year ago

we dont talk about august 8

posted about a year ago

we just saw fpx comp...

posted about a year ago

should i trace flair

posted about a year ago

ARDIIS IS TOO FUNNY LMAOO

posted about a year ago

I approve

posted about a year ago

surely balance has to be restored, blg wins this

posted about a year ago

even pride of taiwanese valorant berlin top on the scoreboard cant do anything lol

posted about a year ago

everyone was praising him before
what we are about to witness is crazy lmao

posted about a year ago

Shit ass fundamentals for an entire year bro like we resetted back to kickoff form or some shit
poor decision making from NA hired agent NathanD to change a functional comp against a team with bad momentum
gg, time to get flamed by the entire cn val community

posted about a year ago

Damn we suck haha
should i change my flair for rest of seoul

posted about a year ago

bye bye FPX run no duelist comp choose attack first
shit fundamentals for an entire year
nathanD is a double edged sword

posted about a year ago

No, the script wants to be fair to every region so todays record will be
cn 1-1 amer

posted about a year ago

you think edg is top4 worthy?
will have to see more from them

posted about a year ago

think he is talking about match vs sen

posted about a year ago

im not mad they are a very good team

posted about a year ago

wait every region has one team in playoffs
the script was tryna be fair to everyone lmao

posted about a year ago

g2 boring g2 boring but they win

posted about a year ago

Why do we suddenly look like a team that can win champs?

posted about a year ago

u just cant resist going on vlr can you
do it for the hundred bucks bro

posted about a year ago

trace can lmaoo

posted about a year ago

yeah someone in pickems had trace going on a roll but got something else wrong

posted about a year ago

i mean he did fine on a loss

posted about a year ago

Beggin' Kai Cenat, boy, you not fuckin' beatin' us
Numbers-wise, I'm out of here, you not fuckin' creepin' up
Money-wise, I'm out of here, you not fuckin' sneakin' up
Cornball, your show money merch money fee to us

posted about a year ago

No more 100% I think

posted about a year ago

What does it feel like to write this article weivy

posted about a year ago

RIot intended for there to be a region war

posted about a year ago

father of americas

posted about a year ago

is he wrong? like what

posted about a year ago

biank is the father of nrg bro

posted about a year ago

cumback? 💀

posted about a year ago

get into a relationship with the manager = ez money

posted about a year ago

TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT

posted about a year ago

waitaminute whats the use of group stage seeds than

posted about a year ago

?

-bladaaa

#FPXWIN

posted about a year ago

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2217125657
check around 5:05

posted about a year ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious

posted about a year ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

most group stage games have been enjoyable so far

posted about a year ago

wow that was a bullshit throw
if it makes you feel better even if they lose this they probably still go playoffs

posted about a year ago

nah you cooked

posted about a year ago
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