What does it feel like to write this article weivy

RIot intended for there to be a region war

father of americas

is he wrong? like what

biank is the father of nrg bro

cumback? 💀

get into a relationship with the manager = ez money

TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT

waitaminute whats the use of group stage seeds than

?

-bladaaa

#FPXWIN

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2217125657
check around 5:05

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious

diu lei lo mo

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

most group stage games have been enjoyable so far

wow that was a bullshit throw
if it makes you feel better even if they lose this they probably still go playoffs

nah you cooked

if we dont send sen home tmr than we just arent good enough

script is scripting lmao, shouldve won heretics when we had the chance

what how i wasnt watching
maybe this is the group of death

wtf blg demon1 and blg s0m confirmed
this might be a winning roster

yeah tmv streams are mid his youtube content is great though

I agree, playoffs should be better though

thank you bro

g2-0

How many more fairytale stories 'bout cned 'til we had enough?

fr also walkout music is kinda mid

Wow, such skillfully crafted plot and character development
Only simp4s0m could perform this masterclass, I shed a tear

Wouldn't imagine myself saying this before groups started with a china flag but
EMEA IS SO FREE

It means edg is figuring shit out bum

whzy type ult

3/14/3

Jingg pi?

perfect valorant

g2 disciplined, good util, good setups, good calls

chill he is midfragging

wouldnt be surprised if prx won but I think g2 is slightly favored here

nah you planned the entire thing out for riot lol

lol

its over for trace, comp is mid and they dont have a vibe merchant

nah ur character development is actually crazy

Ok no more all good

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

Why is it 12-5

Never once have I doubted lev

is primmie kinda overhyped, maybe
is he really good though, yeah

he's insane

theres a chance not sure about blg beating kru

I haven't watched fut this stage so i cant say but edg win should be possible

did i do well?

look at all these shitmuricans saying their region is the best in the world

truth is China did way better than americas this event
LEV SHOULD QUIT ONG KKKKKKKKK, IS THIS REALLY AMERICAS FIRST SEED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣