babysasuke
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Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: June 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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I respect your opinion even though I disagree with it o7

posted about 2 years ago

😲

posted about 2 years ago

Bro went from playing with Sayf and Trexx to b0tster and d0rke kkkkkkkkkk

mental shattering experience

posted about 2 years ago

you usually hit so I'm just gonna tell you this so you have an opportunity to reflect

but chronicle, derke, and TenZ in a top 5 all time list is kinda delusional

posted about 2 years ago

It's only one match if you conveniently forget all the other matches

posted about 2 years ago

allat 0 wins internationally in 2024 cleared by FUT free qual region + b0tster

posted about 2 years ago

It was Leo's fault that b0tster sucks, that's why we had to drop him

posted about 2 years ago

3 bots feeding him kills all map

posted about 2 years ago

Stop trying to undermine Derke's stats by calling out that BBL sucks!!!! They beat TH and NAVI last split!!!!!!

posted about 2 years ago

And? All 3 get cleared by Oxygen

posted about 2 years ago

He’s playing rn bro wym

posted about 2 years ago

It’s BBL fam

posted about 2 years ago

He’s had food poisoning for 5 weeks so they’re waiting for him to recover

Prayers are with him πŸ™

Benched instead of b0tster because Fnatic trash org that wants to lose

posted about 2 years ago

arguably better than aspas

posted about 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH BENCH LEO OVER B0TSTER AND D0RKE AND B0TNICLE WHAT A JOKE OF AN ORG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This change comes shortly after the team bombed out of Masters Shanghai playoffs without a single win

bars

posted about 2 years ago

Who cares Champions NYC clears

posted about 2 years ago

0 international wins in 2024

posted about 2 years ago

Bro wants derke to be good so bad

posted about 2 years ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted about 2 years ago

Thread full of copers 😭😭😭

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posted about 2 years ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted about 2 years ago

Definitely keznit at 2

People underrate him because of the constant Brazilian hate campaign against him

posted about 2 years ago

lol I disagree

I got a good laugh out of reading this again πŸ™ƒ

posted about 2 years ago

Don't ever mention BUMEA and Americas in the same sentence like that again as if they're comparable

posted about 2 years ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

APAC still 0 trophy region if we all get collective amnesia πŸ€”

posted about 2 years ago

πŸ€“

posted about 2 years ago

SEN Diddy confirmed?

posted about 2 years ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don't hate all of EMEA

Just their dogshit fans and sit in corner no skill fluker rat teams

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah it was a good run from them, especially with a sub

Lucky that they started off with easier matches in the beginning but they found form when they needed to.

posted about 2 years ago

name a better duo than Europeans and counting trophies when they're out of things to say

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah the org should disband because they had a similarly shitty stage 1 as SEN

posted about 2 years ago

Least cleverly disguised Chet hate thread

posted about 2 years ago

fed

posted about 2 years ago

Boaster is singlehandedly nerfing EMEA

making them play like scared dogs by playing rat angles and slow defaults every round

until Fnatic adapts to the meta or EMEA adapts to Fnatic the region is doomed

posted about 2 years ago

DRX
NRG
TH
FPX

posted about 2 years ago

Riot decided to put the better duo for GF

Worked out well imo 🫑

posted about 2 years ago

FPX > TH unlucky series

doesn't matter though, icy smacks w00t in a few hours and sends the last SHITMEA team home

posted about 2 years ago

if your favorite team in your case it being FNC and 100T is gone

lol

posted about 2 years ago

Not a G2 fan but they're the best team left

rather I just stop watching altogether?

posted about 2 years ago

What about the storyline of G2 being TH's father all tournament?

the tearjerkers?

Boaster got you covered on this one

posted about 2 years ago

No one is talking about TMV πŸ˜‚ the self promotion is crazy

posted about 2 years ago

You're emotionally immature if you can't keep yourself from crying at work.

Thanks for the essay, but respectfully keep thoughts on the subject to yourself in the future.

posted about 2 years ago

was with you until "best initiator in the world"

he's not all that, but he's not so bad that he should be first out

posted about 2 years ago

maybe the craziest fnatic take I've ever heard

There are 2 obvious deadbeats on this roster and Leo isnt one of them

posted about 2 years ago

Bro thought Fnatic would win a single series internationally in 2024 😹😹😹

posted about 2 years ago

Post video of you crying in public please.

posted about 2 years ago

We're about to win our 3rd international in a row

this is a bad faith bait πŸ’€

posted about 2 years ago

Boaster literally couldnt do a postmatch press conference because he was sobbing lmfaoooooooo

laughing after getting knocked out is kind of cringe, but 100T had a good run and did better than they were expected to

Boaster went out winless as the alleged "best IGL in the world" dropping shit stats on every map and then was inconsolably sobbing for HOURS

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Boostio clears that pig and it isn't close

posted about 2 years ago

truth stings fam

posted about 2 years ago
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