he got 1 sheriff kill and the casters started glazing him

the bar is so low hahahahahahahaha

13-2 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EMEA has a way different definition of GOATed lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

They're already starting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alfajer the next to get his career killed by Boaster

you're just saying that because you organized the tournament

quality post

both washed

bruh what 😭

you def editted and said derek at first, no?

flag 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

best player on the best team of 2023 is mopping fraudnatic rn

yes blame the coach

you fucked it 😭😭

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idt alfa can take over IGLing and frag enough to fix this, they lowk need derke

I believe he was, looks about peak EMEA "Tier 2" gameplay

actually a debuff, the chemicals are our superpower

he should DM heretics twitter and share his advice then

https://x.com/HereticsVal/status/1859673568206110983

Heretics either chokers or flukers, you can pick whichever you want, but I don't think either are gonna help your case

and Boaster wasn't in any of them

don't do it then tf

quality post

literally crapped his pants when he saw how oxy was moving

understandable

No, they don't, they play in Americas

Funny that every region won a trophy in 2024 except 1

EG is building around the right pieces though

Fnatic keeps taking above average rosters and dropping good players to try to make something work around the biggest bum in esports + EG would have been top 2 in EMEA last year, unlucky they play in the strongest domestic league + EG was good in 2 tournaments in 2023 and won the only one that mattered (one where shitnatic didn't make a podium finish as "the best team Valorant has ever seen")

you are lost kkkkkkkkkkk

expected shitnatic flair take

doesn't bother me, keep building rosters around paycheck stealer bumster and I'll keep laughing when they fail

kkkkkkkk

bro's inventing timelines

when alfajer iso abusing 1v1s every round isnt even enough to make it close, you know you're cooked

probably should have dropped boaster instead of derke

insecurity

buy me a boaster jersey if he does

problem is when you need to import for a good IGL, you can't import for shooters

FOKUS 13-0 Shartnatic

lol

he saw what oxy did to fnatic and crapped his pants

https://x.com/HereticsVal/status/1859673568206110983

This seems like a good strat, I still worry about the other 3 bums each team would have to get to fill out the rosters though

respect the delusion o7

they're only worried about beating NA, means more to them than a trophy lmfao

bro got clapped by cute daisy#bloop and ran to type an essay about it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

t0nz

I have a computer at work

yet another event where the only wins EMEA teams get are against other EMEA teams

He does 😔

what having a mid duelist does to a team

I think the funniest part about it is that people who can't hold a normal conversation about Valorant think they're going to solve geopolitics

rewatching Boaster twerk compilations to ease the pain

EMEA wakes up every day and prays to watch nAts slow walk around the map and shoot people in the back just one more time

superteams with Chronicle, Boaster, shAts, deffo, sheyd0s?

EMEA is doomed 💀 and shitgetsu has been ass since leaving FPX 💀

ok?

you're typing this like the KC with scream would have gotten a single round lmfao

The moose that just cleared shitnatic?

maybe that bald bum immi is on to something