babysasuke
Flag: United States
Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: August 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Posts: 22427
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send your resume

at least 30 cringe tik toks and 10 years of ballet required

posted 11 months ago

he's a popcorn maker

posted 11 months ago

Boaster and Yinsu are ruining EMEA

This is why they can't win trophies

nepotism and engagement farming over competitive integrity

posted 11 months ago

Please consult the overrated EMEA duelist to international import fraud pipeline

posted 11 months ago

aspas would never play for Fnatic

his mom bugged out on his teammates in LEV, she might actually lose her mind if she had to rely on Boaster to not ruin her son's legacy

posted 11 months ago

when being cringe on one account isn't enough smh

posted 11 months ago

BUMEA can keep him

Don't need another fartiis

posted 11 months ago

demon1 is a generational talent, and boaster is a generational paycheck stealer

Boaster could hyperbolic time chamber and come back on par with redgar

posted 11 months ago

Another career cut short because of Boaster and shitnatic management

he can't keep getting away with it

posted 11 months ago

Americans just don't need to pander to other regions for fans, they get their clout in-game

They can go out with people from other teams and not plaster it all over socials

posted 11 months ago

what if he sounds French?

posted 11 months ago

you mf at least credit me

Truth for those interested

https://www.vlr.gg/post/4059418/isnt-it-funny

posted 11 months ago

No disappointing regions

All 3 major regions won a trophy this year, and T2 farmer region BUMEA managed to get a team out of groups

posted 11 months ago

Typical EU fan

posted 11 months ago

The funny part is that he's a middle of the pack EMEA duelist, but Fnatic is so overrated that you are not allowed to say anything bad about any of the players on the team (even Boaster who is arguably the worst player to ever touch the game).

If you swap Derke out for any Tier 2 duelist, this team does not get worse, it probably looks better. This is the problem with playing in a region that has never had any real star players. It's the same reason you see insane glazing for support players like Leo, Alfajer, and ReiNs. They just dont have the caliber of players that the other regions do. We'll never see a yay, demon1, aspas, KK, Jingg from EMEA, they just don't have it in them.

Is derke the problem with this team? Of course not, they have no coaching staff and their IGL is an NA plat.
But to compare him to actual generational talent like aspas is not only delusional, but disrespectful to players like aspas that really are a step above the competition.

posted 11 months ago

Pretty good, but falls around the middle tier of babybay casts

posted 11 months ago

not fuckin with the dance party?

ヽ(≧□≦)ノ

posted 11 months ago

This morning when I woke up a proud patriot in the best country in the world 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

posted 11 months ago

200 years since your last flex is crazy no?

posted 11 months ago

My passport is clean and you live in the 51st state

posted 11 months ago

hello new user crayon that I have only seen a few times

Why do these forums always become reddit 2.0 when I step away 😞

posted 11 months ago

Keep that same energy in Toronto lil man

posted 11 months ago

back to twitch chat

posted 11 months ago

mods ban this guy for cringe and spamming thank you

posted 11 months ago

Brother it's August in Texas what did you expect 😭 😭 😭 😭

posted 11 months ago

Derke is overrated

posted 11 months ago

just because you asked nicely, I will continue to follow my heart ❤️

posted 11 months ago

god your hate boner for me is so boring, find another gimmick

posted 11 months ago

god your hate boner for beaver_man is so boring, find another gimmick

posted 11 months ago

fr, its spelled shAts

posted 11 months ago

He already got dropped, you want him to just sit on the bench?

posted 11 months ago

It's not funny

its sad that every time there's one of these lists the same bums end up on it for no reason

posted 11 months ago

3 Fnatic players in the top 20 players of the year and nowhere near a trophy

Interesting take, some would almost say delusional

Derke and Chronicle bounced between washed and serviceable

posted 11 months ago

POISED the GOAT

posted 11 months ago

Typical EMEA fan experience

posted 11 months ago

Chronicle is a washed bum

thats like saying even Wardell thinks that! means nothing to me

demon1 clears every player in this year's Champions final with ease

posted 11 months ago

Mistic counts as a player imo

Not good, but good for more than being a walking ult orb and twerking

posted 11 months ago

Doesn't count, 5v4

posted 11 months ago

Hard to compare because kangkang was playing against bots

demon1 would have cleared the bo5 kill record in a clean 3-0 against b0njyfishy and friends

posted 11 months ago

The peak that Zmjkk just reached is something we've never seen prior in this game.

Bro forgot about demon1 last Champions ig?

Thanks for not mentioning any total frauds tho

posted 11 months ago

We must have different criteria then

posted 11 months ago

miniboo biggest flop of 2024?

posted 11 months ago

nah they're bums too

wasting alfajer's prime

posted 11 months ago

who tf is talking about average jonas

posted 11 months ago

Crazy that tier 2 NA pros triple his salary

Nice fluke win tho

posted 11 months ago

Contract ends 2024 so he's available for next year

haven't heard if he plans to re-sign though

posted 11 months ago

luckily Sacy has a real duelist to set up for, so his impact isn't really in the kills, more the activation of real generational talent like Zekken

You wouldn't get that though, all Chronicle dickriders know is how to read the stat page and count mickey mouse trophies on their fingers

all good, can't all be blessed with NA education like me

posted 11 months ago

Free qual region does that to a mf

Fnatic would have never seen an international stage (outside of mickey mouse no qual for fun FLUKE//IN) if they played in NA

posted 11 months ago

allat -zellsis +yay

posted 11 months ago
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