babysasuke
Flag: United States
Registered: March 3, 2022
Last post: September 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Posts: 22670
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0/8

maybe top 3 Fnatic player of all time

Greatest team ever assembled

Optic Gaming

posted 1 week ago

b0tsu glazer spotted

posted 1 week ago

VIT is performing bad because Derke is bad

posted 1 week ago

But if I talk about your flag I'm the bad guy, right? Keep it pushing little man

posted 1 week ago

Unfortunately they are just ass and will be getting grouped 😔

posted 1 week ago

Mine or Russian flag?

posted 1 week ago

congrats on 1k posts

posted 1 week ago

Both teams are ass, literally all of these players are washed

posted 1 week ago

rebuild 2023 EG but replace jawg with babybay and they're back on top fr

posted 2 weeks ago

Calling it bait when you can go back and check that he's been paid since 2020 and delivered:

  • A mickey mouse single elim trophy (entirely on alfajer)
  • A mickey mouse masters after all of the rosters got shuffled and the best player in the world at the time showed up late

Surely the greatest tactical mastermind of our generation is capable of more than that? Or was it everyone else's fault 💀

posted 2 weeks ago

skill issue 🗿

posted 2 weeks ago

"Brother" he has been on shartnatic payroll for half a decade and delivered nothing but garbage 🤣

posted 2 weeks ago

He's literally pulling the whole team around like puppets

Every good thing the team does is because of him, and every bad thing is because he's looking at the map or someone else made a mistake

Listen to your mental gymnastics, all to keep this paycheck stealer on the roster keeping them from ever winning anything that matters

Fnatic fans deserve this bum I stg

posted 2 weeks ago

no, he's not a good IGL either

you're brainwashed

I wonder why their big pickup in the offseason was a secondary caller 🤔

posted 2 weeks ago

He didn't ask you for the key to financial stability

he's 18 and wants a fancy car and you're giving him the cheatcode to make....$200 over 5 years flipping mini-money stocks?

Maybe we're having some kind of cultural misunderstanding here, but the kids that work the fryers at McDonalds are making 32k (USD) a year. Commit half of it to a car payment and he gets to at least enjoy what he wants while being broke

Assuming he gets a real job at some point, that money becomes negligible

Also assuming he's not paying rent or anything else, or he wouldn't be worried about a 100k car.

Crazy how people with no jobs or life experience come here and pretend like they have all the answers lmfao (you, not me btw)

posted 2 weeks ago

I think he's cringe, doesn't mean I hate him 🗿

posted 2 weeks ago

This is how broke people that drive Toyotas think btw

Listen to him if you want to live like you're in poverty due to the fear of being in poverty

posted 2 weeks ago

I don't dislike him, he's just not good and I'm tired of being forced to pretend he is

posted 2 weeks ago

hahahaha no BUMEA in top 5

NRG owns you

posted 2 weeks ago

Gonna have to go with Boaster on this one

posted 2 weeks ago

save 17k a year then lol, doable on minimum wage (I assume, Im not Greek but I assume you're not getting paid pennies)

end result is the same though, you still end up having to save like $1400/month, you're just not gonna have to pay the interest in exchange for waiting 6 years to buy a car

posted 2 weeks ago

Save 20 bands for a down payment (obv easy over 6 years), finance over 6 years, assuming a 7% APR you'll have like a $1400 car payment

easy

could probably do it by the time you turn 20 if you really wanted to

posted 2 weeks ago

Fluke, make sure to watch that VOD over when hereshits and shartnatic go out of Champs winless

posted 2 weeks ago

G2 is what EMEA teams think they are

fundamentally sound, but actually flexible enough to adapt and skilled enough to make plays

You're trying to defend a region that consists of G2-lite while shitting on their owners 💀

posted 2 weeks ago

"fine" is a crazy way to describe a region whose reputation is currently in the hands of chronic chokers shAts and shattitek

posted 2 weeks ago

b0tnicle 🤝 being unable to stand on business when it matters

posted 2 weeks ago

yeah call him and ask why he had to qualify to Champs from the weakest region in the world off points

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah, hide in the spawn and wait for his team to create an advantage then call the most basic rotations imaginable

OR if they don't find an advantage, gamble util dump a site with 15 seconds left in the round and pray

hasn't worked in 5 years, not going to start working now. You're all brainwashed by the Tik Tok twerk edits lmfao

posted 2 weeks ago

you don't think its interesting that someone that's "International" is the first to pull the "always NA people 🤓" card?

posted 2 weeks ago

nah but I feel like you are

this guy hasn't gone positive in a series in literally years and there's still people here pretending like he's some golden standard of Valorant

bro's literally playing with his eyes closed and praying that his org can build the right people around him to save his reputation and win games down a man every split

embarrassing

posted 2 weeks ago

again, afraid to show flag + say the word "shitard" lmfao you gotta be kidding me

posted 2 weeks ago

afraid to show flag 💀

posted 2 weeks ago

Champs not single elim mickey mouse tournament, Boaster not winning shit

HE will cry when he gets grouped

posted 2 weeks ago

Rest in piss

an overdue end to a dogshit career o7

posted 2 weeks ago

flair checks out o7

posted 2 weeks ago

job

posted 2 weeks ago

Babybay not only the best sub, but the best player to step on a VCT stage this year

posted 2 weeks ago

Dead game

posted 2 weeks ago

Don't even need to play the tournament then, just hand G2 the trophy now

Save the European teams the money for the flight tickets, they could use it to import real players from NA next year and hopefully have a chance at winning something of their own

posted 3 weeks ago

Bro's way overdue for his first trophy

posted 3 weeks ago

Thanks for keeping the community safe ! 🤓

posted 3 weeks ago

Is he going to Champs as 6th man?

posted 3 weeks ago

see, not so bad 🤗

posted 3 weeks ago

me when I get to watch a washed bum from when dinosaurs still walked the Earth farm 5 nobodies and completely forget that he hasn't performed internationally since gamb0t got removed from existence

posted 3 weeks ago

It's a safe space my friend, speak your mind !

posted 3 weeks ago

He's just aggressively glazing on the desk, I fw it

Truly wants everyone to eat, what a great guy

posted 3 weeks ago

W racism, enjoy your ban

posted 3 weeks ago

He can do it all

We're blessed to be able to see a true generational talent that will show up no matter the job and do it better than anyone else

posted 3 weeks ago

shAts_2nd_biggest_fan

posted 3 weeks ago
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