he should DM heretics twitter and share his advice then
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he should DM heretics twitter and share his advice then
Heretics either chokers or flukers, you can pick whichever you want, but I don't think either are gonna help your case
and Boaster wasn't in any of them
literally crapped his pants when he saw how oxy was moving
understandable
No, they don't, they play in Americas
Funny that every region won a trophy in 2024 except 1
EG is building around the right pieces though
Fnatic keeps taking above average rosters and dropping good players to try to make something work around the biggest bum in esports + EG would have been top 2 in EMEA last year, unlucky they play in the strongest domestic league + EG was good in 2 tournaments in 2023 and won the only one that mattered (one where shitnatic didn't make a podium finish as "the best team Valorant has ever seen")
you are lost kkkkkkkkkkk
expected shitnatic flair take
doesn't bother me, keep building rosters around paycheck stealer bumster and I'll keep laughing when they fail
when alfajer iso abusing 1v1s every round isnt even enough to make it close, you know you're cooked
probably should have dropped boaster instead of derke
problem is when you need to import for a good IGL, you can't import for shooters
he saw what oxy did to fnatic and crapped his pants
This seems like a good strat, I still worry about the other 3 bums each team would have to get to fill out the rosters though
they're only worried about beating NA, means more to them than a trophy lmfao
bro got clapped by cute daisy#bloop and ran to type an essay about it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
yet another event where the only wins EMEA teams get are against other EMEA teams
what having a mid duelist does to a team
I think the funniest part about it is that people who can't hold a normal conversation about Valorant think they're going to solve geopolitics
rewatching Boaster twerk compilations to ease the pain
EMEA wakes up every day and prays to watch nAts slow walk around the map and shoot people in the back just one more time
superteams with Chronicle, Boaster, shAts, deffo, sheyd0s?
EMEA is doomed 💀 and shitgetsu has been ass since leaving FPX 💀
you're typing this like the KC with scream would have gotten a single round lmfao
The moose that just cleared shitnatic?
maybe that bald bum immi is on to something
ScreaM and it's not close + he was a package deal with his bum brother b0tvera
I think its time for meds, this sounds like something you dreamed up
maybe icy got done dirty, but no one that's worth listening to would have ever said G2 should keep him when they can get jawgemo
brother, what in the actual fuck are you talking about lmfao
NA too stacked, near impossible for C9 to qualify for anything given the lack of seeds for NA teams and the teams that are competing for them are better than 80% of the teams at Internationals
Remember, the worst NA team will always be top 3 in any other region
Where's the ragebait?
You said they won every event with mini which is objectively false
They were above mid for roughly 3 months and then the other teams got their reps and they went back to being shit per usual
LOUD without Sacy or Pancada with 2 rookies and 2 weeks prep? You right, they earned that shit
Every team played in LOCK//IN period, most with brand new rosters, all with no prep, and no time to figure out the meta + single elim
also FNC got 2-0'd by LOUD and lost Champs while demon1 was putting up numbers the Champions-less bums on Fnatic could only dream about
Yeah Madrid was also a fluke, Zellsis fucking won it lmfao
2021-2022 and champs 2023 don't exist?
FLUKE//IN and Mickey Mouse Masters merchant
They're putting the work in now to make sure they start the season off strong, respect
I heard they're quadruple blocking scrims and playing ranked for the rest of the day, napping between scrims/VOD review
Please reform this thought in a way that makes sense if you want me to respond
Clears Fnatic in every role but duelist (assuming they keep iso crutching with alfajer) 😈
Nice to see EMEA finally getting homegrown IGL talent
This saadhak guy could be the next big thing
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