asspiss dickriders are all bronzilians fake flagging

i feel bad for zekken and tex being forced to call that baiter the best player

1. NA
2. EMEA
3. APAC
4. CH0NA
5. BRA71L
6. LATAM

asspiss is a baiter

chronicle humiliated asspiss last time they played against each other he closed the match 3v1

1-english
2-german
3-dutch
4-norwegian
5-swedish
6-danish
7-french
8-polish
9-russian
10-ukrainian

asspiss is a baiter

the current goat is between chronicle and ethan

but mada will surpass them

asspiss is a baiter statpadder

hes not even the best bronzilian player its less

and not even the best player on his team its verno

BRA71L 11-3

chronicle is a bit overrated but his accomplishments say it all

asspiss is addicted to baiting

1-chronicle
2-alfajer
3-ethan
4-yay
5-demon1
6-nats
7-riens
8-f0rsaken
9-mada
10-leo

ooooooh those chinese and those bronzilians

common L

demon1 peak was insane he was the best player to ever touch the game

only yay's peak comes close

primmie is mechanically better than asspiss

but there are better players than him even in pacific like t3xture

1-mada
2-canezerra
3-babybay

1-asspiss
2-less
3-kangkang

1-asspiss
2-less
3-kangkang

the only event he didnt bait his team mates

he is a bronzilian fake flagging

asspiss dickrider

exactly... bcos all of his kills are baiting his team mates

you never actually see highlights from him (and the few "highlights" he has are with marshal in eco rounds 💀)

least delusional bronzilian

kangkang is so cringe how could I forget him

1-asspiss: vro thinks hes an anime character
2-benkai: he behaves like an uncool uncle so hard
3-boaster: says it all
4-kangkang: vro thinks hes killing it 😭😭

who else?

by now its between ethan and chronicle but mada is the future goat

W list
those bronzilians cant use ultility

theyre all aim no brain

bronzilian fake flagging ^

nothing to appreciate 😔

zekken will have to play hard and entry while asspiss baits and farms stats to be called goat by bronzilians

asspiss cant play primary duelist hes a baiter op abuser and passive duelist

-asspiss
+mada

-less
+leaf

poor zekken gonna get to play entry fragger as asspiss baits tex and mazino

mazino and tex are sad cos they know theyre gonna get baited so hard by asspus again

feel bad for them

ill add him next time

asspiss is a baiter dont compare him to ethan who is actually good

wheres leaf

dogshit players tbh but neon and erde can give a shot

demon1 kinda washed ngl

asspiss is a baiter

t3xture is kinda washed but hes somewhere top 11-15

bronzilian fake flagging kekw

even primmie is mechanically better than asspiss

do u understand more about valorant than tenz?

1-mada
2-canezerra
3-chronicle
4-kaajak
5-riens
6-f0rsaken
7-kangkang
8-leaf
9-jawgemo
10-primmie

1) LOUD
2) EDG
3) ACEND

loud is prob the biggest fluke ever optic shouldve closed ascent and breeze and 3-0ed those frauds

asspiss is n0ymar no accomplishments only fake stats buffed by baiting his team mates kekw

mada will be clear of chronicle

primmie is overrated tbh but hes mechanically better than asspiss

mada is prob the goat

asspiss is a baiter hes a fraud overrated by delusional bronzilians

countries Id love to visit:

france, netherlands, germany, scotland, ireland, norway, denmark, turkey, russia, singapore, south korea, japan

countries i would NEVER visit:

BRA71L, india

not bronzil u can be sure

bronzilians create accounts just to dickride asspiss damn...

who cares asspiss is a baiter

asspiss practices baiting by playing ranked no need to scrim

asspiss fans aka bronzilians are the worst fanbase they send death threats