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jinggg > f0rsaken
idk, suygetsu did win a trophy as mvp, that's sth derke has gotten close to but never done
asuna over mako?
derke over suygetsu? (i love derke but suygetsu had a better year)
also f0rsakeN over jinggg?
bro came home and found nats lurking on his gf
https://www.vlr.gg/14648/t1-vs-rice-and-meatballs-champions-tour-north-america-stage-2-challengers-1-ro32/?game=all&tab=overview
idk about really good
And when I met you, you were so damn fine...all I wanted was a minute of your time, girl that's all I neeeed~
Talks about retiring from OW and probably going to Valorant. Has hit Radiant in NA and Korea while still playing OWL.
He was also lowkey smurfing against VS back in a streamer showmatch.
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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Flying Doggo please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Doggo please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a vlr user before
Jaws all on the floor like 100T like Guard just burst in the door
And started whoopin' their ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' em over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Yay said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Yay's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love SR Cinnamon
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, FlyingDoggo, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in RRQ's meeting rooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for NV to kick kaboose
"My op is on your lips, my op is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a KAY/O ultimate is
Of course they're gonna know what a force is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Curios Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can bump dead bait posts and match posts
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
just dont lose ur virginity then 4head
not when i applied, shit looked straight out of 1998
OH YEAH THEIR PORTAL IS SO DOGSHIT LMAOOO
we are both on vlr bro dont act like u have one either
Juliano beat CadiaN in a 1v1 bo3
Would they have performed better vs G2 Gozen?
yeah i cant remember any crazy casts from valorant except maybe "all hail king buzz" and ardiis's 3k "the man can do no wrong"
and even those were kinda mid tbh.
League for example has so many crazy casts - "Deft will not fall, Zeka will not allow it" / "The Unkillable Demon King rebuilds his throne with the skulls of his enemies" / "To be the King you gotta beat the King, Faker still lies ahead" / "The crownless are finally kings, as Invictus Gaming are your 2018 World Champions"
s1mple's falling awp was literally the caster fumbling his words for a solid 10 seconds bro was talking about how he hit a noscope and managed to butcher it "he only pressed one button on his mouse" like bruh
the play is goated but not the cast
goodfellas
grand budapest
parasite
the social netwok
he wasn't but he made money off the matches iBP fixed
?? real FaliN?
you look pretty good bro, definitely worth having one of the most legendary vlr moments ever
they're still kinda mediocre KR VCT players though.
Hate was the weakest TNL player
Nakji was mid on Maru
WIX was good but Maru overall had an overperformance. And ONS weren't in form because zunba and k1ng were going to leave.
they submitted it late or sth, that's why they didn't get in. that's the rumour anyway
maybe. we'll have to wait and see!
3/4 qualified teams are Korean
not even I expected this. big name teams like Jadeite and CR got knocked out
wtf?
I still support SCARZ tho
idk. i'm sure he's a good player but it's absolutely crazy to say SG would EASILY crack top 5 and win against the teams I just named. It's actually borderline delusional. You wouldn't even catch KROverlord saying this.
https://www.vlr.gg/106445/onic-g-vs-gaimin-gladiators-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-winners-a
https://www.vlr.gg/106447/gaimin-gladiators-vs-griffin-e-sports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-d
https://www.vlr.gg/89240/bearclaw-gaming-vs-laze-champions-tour-malaysia-singapore-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-ubsf
https://www.vlr.gg/89238/laze-vs-todak-champions-tour-malaysia-singapore-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-ur1
https://www.vlr.gg/89226/laze-vs-todak-champions-tour-malaysia-singapore-stage-2-challengers-group-stage-d6
he only performed well vs PRX during 2 series, which yeah means something, but he has had way more stinkers than actual popoff performances.
The difference is Jinggg was still putting up hella good numbers on SMG. Just like Yay on ANDBOX. The only player who's putting up even somewhat close performances is Vera. I don't think Nephh or JayH will stand up to any of the players I just mentioned up there.