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| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Registered: | July 9, 2022 |
| Last post: | April 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM |
| Posts: | 43 |
🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥NEVER SPEAK AGAIN 🗣️🗣️🔥 🔥
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them
If you put toast in the freezer, does it turn into bread?
Drake's the type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush afterwards
Ever since I heard the news I’ve been unable to leave my bed, unable to feel happiness, unable to… go on. Sadness fills my heart from top to bottom. Words can’t describe the pain im going through. This is probably the worst I’ve ever been mentally.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
it would be cool if we knew the people singing or make it at least cool (like last year)
dude if i wanted a greasy meal i would go to kfc or smth not with you
Least racist, sexist, homophobic bigoted VLR users in this forum
time to get -20 votes but fuck it, its funny
Shahzam
my brother in christ go shower and step outside wtf is wrong with you
skill issue + using flair because you know im right + didnt ask + copium + crying about ranked + solo queuing because you have no friends + L
I need to see your top 5 then?
he is using the Game Changers one god forbid 0_0
Sideshow, Bren, Doug, Baller then for EU you have Tom and Mitch
yk the announcement video didnt feature any clips of them because they could find anything to put in it lmfao
Zellsis Xeppaa and Leaf are insane. just these tier 3 dogs who have never played t1 in their lives
bro removed his flair after than one
LEV unfortunately, love them but probably the least (not 0%) likely to win
ahh yes, because living in Australia causes people to forfeit a game then lose the others 💀💀💀
never watched a cs major in your life holy fuvk
big words from a person who supports a deadass team no-one has heard of
EDIT: oh shit they ff'ed a game LMFAO
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