ambo69
Country: United States
Registered: February 14, 2022
Last post: June 6, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Posts: 1199
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Better to virtue signal than vice signal like you <3

posted 10 months ago

Be careful, as soon as you believe the guard will play half as good as they do against faze, they choke HARD

posted 10 months ago

coward, ive posted my insta MANY times

posted 10 months ago

the people DEMAND answers

posted 10 months ago

due to popular demand here is new thread youre welcome and good nifgt

posted 10 months ago

Lil bro can feel he brain compressing

posted 10 months ago

in the current meta, phantom is infinitely better

posted 10 months ago

Heyo :3

posted 10 months ago

my guy, I am WAYYYYYYY too drunk for this mental trickery

posted 10 months ago

DMS ARE OPEN!!!!!!

posted 10 months ago

DMS ARE OPEN!!!!!

posted 10 months ago

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK PRIDE HAPPY VLR I LOVE GAY PEOPLE FEMBOYS AND BI WOMEN HIT MEU PPPPPPPPPP ILY ALLL WOOOOOOO

posted 10 months ago

My guy put cresp and NOT ME???????? Mr and cresp are literally the same

posted 10 months ago

LETS GOOOOOOO IM FINALLY ON ONE

posted 10 months ago

you sexy hotty why are you being mean?

posted 10 months ago

let me tell you, i have never laughed harder at a game. get 3 friends and a lot of booze, youll lose you shit

posted 10 months ago

sadly some people on this website need the warning :/

posted 10 months ago

You and 3 friends fight against echother to get a prom date by seducing dates and sabotaging your friends

It's incredibly funny

posted 10 months ago

were all on vlr, you already know the answer

posted 10 months ago

Here are some INCREDIBLE video games I've played recently that you all should look at and enjoy

Fear and Hunger: Hardcore difficulty survival horror RPG (lore heavily inspired by berserk and dark souls)

Peglin: Pachinko Rogue-like (very fun!)

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist: Deckbuilder timeloop narrative based game with beautiful art (TRIGGER WARNING: It has gay people)

You and Me and Her: Absolute mindfuck

Emily is away: This series kills me, so depressing

Monster Prom: Competetive dating sim

posted 10 months ago

do i seriously have to explain it every time

posted 10 months ago

people who others typically dont believe have sex (those deemed unattractive by society and the shunned) are better at sex out of necessity

posted 10 months ago

it means ugly people fuck the best fust so you know <3

posted 10 months ago

feels like i hit close to home

posted 10 months ago

"No one fucks like someone who has to prove it" -ambo69

posted 10 months ago

all i ask is that you have the barest of bare minimum of understanding how playing competitively works before you talk out of your ass

posted 10 months ago

imma be real, yall need to stop commenting if youve never been on even an amateur val team
edit: this is directed towards the people using this as an excuse to shit on yay not uplift narrate

posted 10 months ago

MCE

posted 10 months ago

Inspired by shownu buying friends I will now do my first Fuck a Fan giveaway! To enter all you have to do is write a 200 word essay for why YOU deserve to be chosen!!!!!!!

posted 10 months ago

crazy how thats the same amount of money youd need to buy another friend

posted 10 months ago

shownu buying friends...

posted 10 months ago

yeah nerve is a great sentinel player, its just that clear was physically incapable of playing smokes

posted 10 months ago

MCE

posted 10 months ago

idk, maybe cuz they just suck and arent challenging the teams they crim enough

posted 10 months ago

PICK UP STEEL!!!!!!!!!

posted 10 months ago

They're still blacklisted from scrimming almost all tier1/2 NA teams!

posted 10 months ago

bro hes been so good. People say narrate is the only bright spot on MAD, but its really ange

posted 10 months ago

I love being so right about players

posted 10 months ago

Let me speak to this "minte" I'll knock some sense into him

posted 10 months ago

I should make an NA team!!!!! We shall dominate!!!

posted 10 months ago

Sorry, I'd be an analyst/manager

posted 10 months ago

Isn't that just EMEA??

posted 10 months ago

Viva la revolution!!!!!!! A team for the people!!!!!!!!! We have enough skilled players!!!!! I've killed several pros in DM for instance. Let us unite and make a new best team!!!!!!

posted 10 months ago

Assuming they build a fully japanese roster Here's the 5 I'd suggest:

xnifri: sentinel
Derialy: smokes
Blackwiz: init
Meiy: Duelist
neth: flex

posted 10 months ago

free my boy RIPablo

posted 10 months ago

My perfect timeline?

thats tough, I guess maybe Id start with 9/11 not happening

posted 10 months ago

bruh its obvious sarcasm

posted 10 months ago

MASSIVE W FOR THE UNEMPLOYED

posted 10 months ago

MAKE THE PLAYERS PLAY AT 4am THEIR TIME

posted 10 months ago

HI WYATT

posted 10 months ago
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