something isn't live

"El Clásico" ?

Russia can form 2 super teams all by themselves :

Team 1 - Redgar, Chronicle, Suygetsu, trexx, Sheydos
Team 2 - Kr1stal, Shao, nAts, something, Cloud

NA lives in your head rent free

What parallel ahh universe am I in?

Bro said everything and forgot Paper Rex 💀

Why do people still sleep on them lol

You're not an Astra main if you don't lurk in at least half the rounds on attack

You're not a Breach main if you don't spend all your utility just to annoy one person

You're not a Brimstone main if you don't play post plant with your ultimate and molly

You're not a Chamber main if you don't buy 4 headhunter bullets on a pistol round (bro you're not yay, chill)

You're not a Cypher main if you're not a
ratty player

You're not a Deadlock main if you don't think the GravNet is useless.

You're not a Fade main if you use your seize just cuz it exists (who even does that)

You're not a Gekko main if you don't make Wingman plant every single round

You're not a Harbor main if you use your cove as a shield for planting rather than an actual smoke

You're not a Jett main if you don't use your knives even after having a full buy

You're not a KAY/O main if you don't flash your duelists (c'mon you're trying to help them)

You're not a Killjoy main if you don't place your molly on the bomb, and instead use it to clear out corners or push enemies away

You're not a Neon main if you don't stun yourself while using the relay bolt

You're not an Omen main if you don't flash tp every time (Flexninja inspired)

You're not a Phoenix main if you don't flash your teammates every round

You're not a Raze main if you don't hit Roza ults

You're not a Reyna main if you don't instalock every game

You're not a Sage main if you don't do Grim walls

You're not a Sova main if you don't shoot your recon bolts outside the map

You're not a Skye main if you heal your teammates

You're not a Viper main if you don't play lineups

You're not a Yoru main if you don't watch either of Red, Ziptie or Ethos

-Seoldam +iZu
-Reita +Allen
-takej +arT (arT also becomes the IGL)

Keep Suggest, xnfri and Anthem. Xnfri still has potential, it's just DFM can't give him a designated role or make him play the agents he's comfortable on. He could be a good player next year. We know about Suggest and Anthem, the only two players that actually did some stuff for DFM

When it comes to disappointing

This proves that bald buff doesn't apply everywhere

MaKo clears anyone on The G0urd so pipe down

Chronicle where?

True LOL
The amount of Fenis and b0tster threads I've seen clearly shows that. They think they're some sorta paycheck stealers

This is vlr. You think they understand?

They'll just look at the bottom of the stats line and go,"Yeah that idiot is the problem"

Any comment that's making fun of Sentinels is getting insta downvoted

What's that huh Sentinels fans? Or should I say, TENZ fans? Are you hurt? Awww it's alright, things like this happen. It's life, it's reality, face it.

Sentinels is the most irrelevant team in the world. Bro is onto nothing 🗣️🗣️

Yeah Sentinels is still shit idc

LMAO T-shirt company can't do shit in Valorant but speaks like they're the best team in Americas 😂😂😂
Also keep coping with your "we won 1 international LAN" or "Where is APAC's trophy", cuz we all know, y'all are gonna be shit for the years to come, so hold on to your Mickey mouse tournament that you won 2 years ago

"Wrap it up, put a bow on it. You've started your dynasty of being at the bottom of the barrel, you're the new Shanghai Dragons of Americas League"

Also: 2:07:01 and 2:10:11

https://www.youtube.com/live/q-8QkfzNdgc?feature=share

We need a freaking apology lmao, or Sideshow appearing on the eve of the grand finals wearing a clown outfit 😂

Qwertyy.exe not found

This ain't about teams or regions consistency, it's about player consistency. Bro can't understand simple English

Bro clearly hasn't watched a single match lmfao

Because they can't be as good as EU 😏

I'm joking

Oshi No Ko

Nobody can reach Jinggg level movement

Bro who on Riot even chose DFM for franchising? Like mf you could've gone for Crazy Raccoon or even FENNEL...

Nah bro that title haunts me everywhere (i'M fEeLiNg LoNeLy)

And if OpTic had MaKo they'd win Champions

NA fans will do nothing but glaze their players like they're the best

NAVI flopping in GC as well

No it's not normal. You should be feeling Canadianish

Daily reminder that Yoru is a shit agent and shouldn't be played unless you're throwing 👍

You think he's willing to switch roles? If anything, yay is the last person to adapt. He'll probably instalock Jett every time again

destroyed

His aim with the Protocol Phantom is also a treat to watch

Not in Valorant but T1 and DRX from LoL

DubsteP :OMEGALUL:

Bruh no way I just saw a mirror Yoru matchup. Out of all the regions, I least expected NA teams to pick up and play Yoru in a crucial match

Yet Brazilians are gonna hype him like he's the second coming of aspas or some shit

In reality he's probably jzz level 💀

Bro this guy is SO CLEAN!!
Best LATAM duelist, I don't give a damn about your opinion

I don't hate EMEA but they absolutely don't deserve 5 slots for Champions. Literally banking off one team's success

Bro the game ended 4 mins ago 💀💀

If they do it, Sideshow is gonna look like a total clown lmfao

(Context : He predicted mibr to win and he didn't want KRU to win a game this season)

Between EDG and the rest of China is INSANE
It's like 5x more than the skill difference between FNC and the rest of EMEA lmao

Common Commend W 😂

Has to bait cuz no way you can make a serious face and tell this

Regional trophies don't matter that much

• LOUD choked LOCK//IN in front of a packed crowd (Still made grand finals so that's fine ig)

• mibr flopping since the season started

• FURIA underperforming and not meeting expectations

• 00Nation and The Union not playing well in Ascension, with The Union having two criminals on the team

• LOUD exiting Masters Tokyo super early, not even winning a single map.

These people are so irrelevant that even Brazilians don't care about them despite them being a Brazilian org 💀

NAVI fans have to be one of the most braindead ones on this site