but no aura

nah he 1v9's full aura diff

he's like n4rrate

t1 actually has no aura without him. there's no reason to be a fan of this team now.

carpe would do that too

izu is 7-1 right now.

he was nuts in 2023.

not trexx, he's too good to drop.

t1 = terminal 1

Nah bro he's gonna be one of the main characters. Him, babysasuke, kirya, and n1cf.

Done! Thanks again for taking charge on this project!

9/10 low elo players just have no idea how to hold a mouse. Like they'll blame their teammates, smurfs, etc but will refuse to learn how to aim for some reason.

I didn't watch vct 2024, why is everyone clowning on jinggg these days?

Let sacy retire on a good note. No need to sour his legacy.

AND REDGAR GETS DISTRACTED... BY HOW BADLY IT MISSED!!

aspas was caught playing ranked with him.

elaborate

go to tier 2, there's a challengers team full of mibr rejects where he'll fit in nicely.

los grandes

Kirya said he isn't willing to work with babysasuke 😔

He was only hired to be an igl. But apparently he wasn't even doing that, and artizin was igling.

He's just the best, plain and simple. Gotta respect it at this point.

sunset and ascent are definitely gonna be breach + tejo maps.

the less stars you have, the longer your cooldown. there has to be some cooldown put in place or else the site will be spammed non stop.

Yeah, I only have 30 seconds.

W man.

Highest kd, i think so. Highest ACS is still Reykjavík TenZ

Edit: Actually he also has to beat Tokyo Alfajer for kd too.

He definitely needs to learn the real utility names, but I think it's hilarious.

derke, aspas or kangkang?

I disagree, I think sideshow and bren are top tier. I also wish babybay was here at champs, he's been great as well in americas.

how do you deal with your valorant girlfriends?

I haven't actually tried this before, I just heard from good sources that this is a viable strat. Sorry, I can't help you beyond that.

what's that supposed to mean

breeze is overhated. if you have even a lick of aim or use the awp it's literally the most free map in the game.

yeah I know lol, I was just leaning into the joke.

Queue like 50 swiftplays or spike rushes a day and you'll probably get lucky eventually.

those clips will be huge. hopefully can help advertise this shit and get it to mainstream.

Yeah it would be cool to just have random VLR users make appearances.

Yeah, maybe we should call it "VLR u Listening" or somethin

It can also bang with incorrect personnel too

Sounds totally original

We can definitely use someone like you on the team.

Still not as broken as prime raze, astra, and chamber.

No problem!

Hi, I'm 19.

old copypasta

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

It will be even more brainrotted, I promise you that.

I have faith you'll get to diamond. Good luck!

Hey, at least I retired from ragebaiting.

Suygetsu aims... The reset!!

I'm in

Yes, he is undoubtedly.