why is finals bo3? wtf

fr hes so ass

Finally ENVY will kick this d0gster yoru 1 trick and maybe they can compete in tier 1 after that gg ez

Damn dwag EP really showed their actual form in this last game completely humbled the frenchies

me when im from algebra and think everyone needs to sell games for food

TL 2-0 most likely

TSM EZ WIN BUT THEY WILL THROW BECAUSE MEANINGLESS FINAL AND THEY CAN FARM BIT OF MONEY FOOD LETS GO QOR !

JL 2-0 not even close

If ur going to bet dont listen to the AI writing 2-0 Wu if anything its 2-1 QOR clear favorites here

gx will win this unless hiro drops 70

WHO IS WHO

this is not football lil bro

I truly couldn't care less if they downvote me im fnatic fan my favorite team its just sad keeping him

BOASTER is still on fnatic because he is like a signature player there at this point and because of his dances and engagement not because of his gameplay or igling at this point hes rly washed and bad

TYLOO so shit they're making Kangkang look like prime again

2-0 qor

MU 2-0

ofc u had to be turk to post such a dumb thing

kru are not getting a map bro maybe they do but thats it

Yea pacific is on top for sure

I mean its good no? Based on what they showed today they are really trash and choke hard we dont want that at champions

STELLAE SO EZ 3-0 OR 3-1

SYLVAN ARE U EVEN SHOOTING ???

rrq stomped geng rrq is better

Valiant wins its not even close maybe 3-1 lol

kc perma ban = is open XD

hes fkin washed cant u see u wanna pair together washed aspas + sadhaak

skill issue

yea

yeah ur not a retard f or sure

eggster needs to go if they are serious about Ascension

bro im the prophet

round 1: Governor shows up IRL wearing a graduation cap—takes mid peak with a Marshal, nails thief flying through walls like he’s on quest XP
round 3: stellar sends a drone shaped like a butterfly—GLYPH casually punches it out of the sky with his knife
round 5: bdog sneezes mid-smoke and accidentally plants spike on Aim Lab; moobs defuses it by spaghetti code flick camping the site
round 7: infiltrator phases through Heaven as wedid tries to trade—gets ghosted and memes themselves in voice chat
round 9: Ali yells “We’re HIM” and blasts a Judge ace, but jakee time-locks the kill feed with an echo-bomb clap
final round: Winthrop pulls a textbook reverse-boost strat—GLYPH sleeps on site planting while Governor harasses YFP's spawn with voice lines
Winthrop wins 13‑9 after moobs defuses with a textbook titled “Valorant Fundamentals”

Qor activates ancient bloodline technique — "mid walk no util"

landor responds by summoning duel-sentinel hybrid from valorant fanfiction

map breaks in half, chamber and cypher argue about taxes

eggster arrives mid-split, disguised as omen clone, reveals he was the spike all along

landor begs for timeout but Qor's IGL screams "we scrimmed this exact situation"

match ends with 7 knife kills and an NFT trophy

eggster inducted into valorant hall of pain

round 1: Ange saunters mid wearing laser goggles. kumi flirts with a tripwire and instantly regrets it—Angel face, meet ScrewFace.
round 3: renz plants A under Smiley’s drone and gets flicked from the drone POV—Smiley’s mom cheers in voice chat.
round 5: Wildfire pulls off a 1v3 during screaming match between zerona and sonofcar in party chat. The mic feedback knocks out a subwoofer.
round 7: ScrewFace calls a fake rotate, MU storms site B with ghost flashes shaped like textbooks. zerona gives psychic permission to geeza to clutch.
round 9: Tora finally enters as sub and instantly TKs smiley—calls it “accidental insight.”
final round: Maryville executes a reverse boost using virtual degrees—Wildfire frag‑drips across site and BlazeIns smoke shows up IRL behind NBG spawn.
Maryville wins 13‑11 after renz accidentally defuses with his shoe.

round 1: canezerra storms mid shouting “I’m the iso lord,” but Nightz literally banishes him off the minimap
round 4: ion2x ults in IRL, opens a wormhole under Cubert spawn—Reduxx pops out at C long with a burning vandal
P0PPIN sends in drone that sprays music notes instead of Recon bolts—NiSMO dances around them
Eggsterr attempts a wild Yoru play, phases through Kyu’s brain and instantly regrets it
final round: Inspire plants, but Nightz utters “ur all NPCs” in chat and cubes appear around spike site
Cubert wins 13‑8; domestic treble part whatever
Nightz MVP, Envy crash.exe fatal error

Its funny because sean gares was general manager of SRB and now they are the ones fixing LUL

Spoiler: they dont

2-1 BBL

2-0 GX

2-1 BBL

entrosa nao randola

Aspas' ratings in every international he has played:

Masters Toronto: 0.53 Rating 60th behind Midi
Champions 2024: 1.14 Rating 11th behind t3xture
Masters Shanghai: Ratings aren't available, 1.17 KD
Champions 2023: 1.15 Rating 8th behind Cloud
Masters Tokyo: 1.11 Rating tied for 9th with Demon1
LOCK//IN: 1.11 Rating tied for 18th with ardiis
Champions 2022: 0.99 Rating tied for 38th with nzr
Masters Copenhagen: 1.04 Rating tied for 24th with BuZz
Masters Reykjavik: 1.18 Rating 4th behind yay

Aspas average rating in internationals: 1.03 Rating
Aspas overall average rating: 1.23

Regional merchant back at it again

Typical bronzil their team has changes = hyped and they think they are the best in the world after 3 weeks reallity hits

lowest kill rate at this rate

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
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AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
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100g pancetta
50g pecorino cheese
50g parmesan
3 large eggs
350g spaghetti
2 plump garlic cloves
peeled and left whole
50g unsalted butter
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

Method
step 1
Put a large saucepan of water on to boil.

step 2
Finely chop the 100g pancetta, having first removed any rind. Finely grate 50g pecorino cheese and 50g parmesan and mix them together.

step 3
Beat the 3 large eggs in a medium bowl and season with a little freshly grated black pepper. Set everything aside.

step 4
Add 1 tsp salt to the boiling water, add 350g spaghetti and when the water comes back to the boil, cook at a constant simmer, covered, for 10 minutes or until al dente (just cooked).

step 5
Squash 2 peeled plump garlic cloves with the blade of a knife, just to bruise it.

step 6
While the spaghetti is cooking, fry the pancetta with the garlic. Drop 50g unsalted butter into a large frying pan or wok and, as soon as the butter has melted, tip in the pancetta and garlic.

step 7
Leave to cook on a medium heat for about 5 minutes, stirring often, until the pancetta is golden and crisp. The garlic has now imparted its flavour, so take it out with a slotted spoon and discard.

step 8
Keep the heat under the pancetta on low. When the pasta is ready, lift it from the water with a pasta fork or tongs and put it in the frying pan with the pancetta. Don’t worry if a little water drops in the pan as well (you want this to happen) and don’t throw the pasta water away yet.

step 9
Mix most of the cheese in with the eggs, keeping a small handful back for sprinkling over later.

step 10
Take the pan of spaghetti and pancetta off the heat. Now quickly pour in the eggs and cheese. Using the tongs or a long fork, lift up the spaghetti so it mixes easily with the egg mixture, which thickens but doesn’t scramble, and everything is coated.

step 11
Add extra pasta cooking water to keep it saucy (several tablespoons should do it). You don’t want it wet, just moist. Season with a little salt, if needed.

step 12
Use a long-pronged fork to twist the pasta on to the serving plate or bowl. Serve immediately with a little sprinkling of the remaining cheese and a grating of black pepper. If the dish does get a little dry before serving, splash in some more hot pasta water and the glossy sauciness will be revived.

BLVKHVND 2-0

dg qck todos horriveis nem para tier 2 servem

Fixado
LØS mwzera
@mwzera
Estou muito feliz de voltar a jogar e prometo para a Onda Laranja que vou dar meu melhor e dedicar o máximo para buscar esse próximo split e garantir a presença da LOS no Ascension deste ano. Tenho um trabalho difícil pela frente, de representar o fogão, que jogou muito no Split 1.

Aproveito também para deixar meu agradecimento a FURIA pelos últimos anos e por facilitar nessa transição para a LOS!