we just making shit up atp 💔🥀

what 😈 the 🐺 fuck 😡 are 😤 you 🫵 gonna 🔥do 🔥 about 🩸 it 😈

He's studying Advanced Tejo Ult Engineering, he really needs it.

mwzera is just like, what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas type shit.

This is isn't copypasta.

This is vlr.gg cultural heritage.

yeah, those 2 are the most reliable sources when it comes to roster moves i would say.

okay xineFso, my bro, didn't knew you were the CEO of MIBR.

Won't happen again.

I would laugh but this is not a joke, it's a fact.

MIBR already got zekken bro.

It's confirmed by anonim0tum who is basically the leak guy of the scene.

MIBR looking so peak with the roster moves and KRU looking so mid (besides Less who i think it's a decent signing)

yeah, i just can't fathom I_LOVE_LESS supporting that team, she is not fond of them by any means lmao.

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

I_LOVE_LESS supporting KRU?

This is true the strangest timeline possible.

back in 2021, the scene has changed and improved so much from then.

Also, they have 2 out of the 5 players that went 0/9 at regular season back in 2022.

like cmon maaan.

bad day to have eyes.

I was expecting this from 9Z tbh.

5 players that are to this day T1 rejects? No T1 team is close to the idea of picking any of these players.
It wasn't going to work.

Not sure what it says here Foyth but damn, is looking very though for the BR and LATAM scene today.

nah brother, Stellae just didn't show up.

But LATAM sent 5 T1 rejects to ascension, of course they were going to get rolled by other teams.

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13-0-----13-0------13-0---------------------------- 13-0---------13-0
13-0------------------13-0----------------------------13-0------------13-0
13-0-----------13-0-13-0------13-013-0------13-0-------------13-0
13-0-------------------13-0------13-013-0------13-0-------------13-0
13-0-------------------13-0---------------------------13-0-----------13-0
13-0-----13-0-------13-0----------------------------13-0---------13-0
13-0---------13-013-0--------------------------------13-013-013-0

not looking good chief

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

just disband South NA atp, this is sad.

pack it up bro, you not cooking with this one ong.

Minipoo is funnier because he missed a still target for prefiring too soon, but it was an unimportant stage match.

Poppin missed on 4 targets on an OT that could get them out of Ascension.

I'm picking Poppin over minipoo, even at being shit minipoo gets cleared lmao.

round 26, brace yourself, this is worse than minipoo

this one is worse, they lost the map LMAO

poppin peeking like a practice dummy 😭😭😭😭

the real list
https://x.com/willminder/status/1774867788235960367

pro's playing rankeds on mumbai's servers is gonna leave a couple with PTSD

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/KDOT%23pgLng/overview?platform=pc&playlist=unrated&season=5adc33fa-4f30-2899-f131-6fba64c5dd3a

I barely play the game.

my iron goat

he was meta defining bro, gotta give him that at least.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gratz NRG, Congrats Shrike, also sheesh when he pops up here, great run.

If i can think of some NRG flairers who deserve to see their team at the top is both of you.

Gratz.

he really said "nah bro, i'm him, not losing ts"

is not over yet chill, FNATIC already brought back an 11-1, anything is possible.

You have a 2 duelist comp and already brought back an 11-1 bro, it's not over yet.

Chill.

horrible but atleast FNC has played it more, 3 wins, 5 losses but that's better against NRG numbers which have only played it like 3 times.

it's also pretty bad for NRG, i made my mind already.

FNC is winning this out of experience, they've been on this situation too many times and always came on top. NRG has to do something outstanding to prevent the comeback.

if he somehow starts streaming Valorant tournaments then the Valorant scene is saved.

I didn't have so much fun watching a co-stream in a long time lol

This will never be truth.

t0rmi is getting a lifetime contract 100%

who's WE? 🥀

Maybe because they need an actual duelist and not a "i'm entry vro" duelist who always goes negative on really important matches?

i used to dream for times like these type shi

Minigoon detractors, we eating good today.

Cheers.

I always felt that Miniboo defenders were just looking at his stats at the league and at the start of the tournament.

But i knew Miniboo would shit the bed, he's been doing this ever since he's been on CASE, he's not a big moments players, he has never been and probably won't be, I would bet against him any day of the week because i know that he's a good duelist but he aint a super star, he's not a player that will win you a masters or a champ.

This match has been insane, so many good series, this one going up there.

Okobotro🗿