Vuzy
Country: Europe
Registered: January 15, 2022
Last post: April 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Posts: 843
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Both coaches are shit who tf makes a comp without a single sentinel in bind lmfao

posted 8 minutes ago

yeah i don't get people trying to find a single little thing to cry about just move on wtf the round was lost anyway

posted 10 minutes ago

???

posted 12 minutes ago

this has nothing to do with the situation they fail timed we can say and move on
no need to be crybaby for that ffs

posted 14 minutes ago

cope

posted 17 minutes ago

REMEA

posted 18 minutes ago

Both teams lack zone control literally makes it look like a typical ranked game smh

posted 19 minutes ago

why would you imagine him shaving his balls wtf

posted 27 minutes ago

if they manage to get 4 rounds its fn4tic tho

posted 29 minutes ago

Time for a name change

posted 30 minutes ago

ima be honest even deadlock would be useful enough to win more than 2 rounds till now

posted 37 minutes ago

working for FBI 💀

posted 40 minutes ago

-team +disband

posted 45 minutes ago

it is also pointless to put derke on raze when you got alfajer playing way better on that agent

posted 46 minutes ago

Bro said y0y 💀💀💀

posted 49 minutes ago

Also wtf are these comps in a hard defense sided map 💀💀💀

posted 52 minutes ago

Idk if i should appreciate you or feel offended rn

posted 1 day ago

Nah I can't be as clown as you sorry

posted 1 day ago

You all got baited expecting a 8/8 bait congratz

posted 1 day ago

W list approved by forum users and moderation

posted 1 day ago

Downvoters are my future wifes

posted 1 day ago

Egirl step daughter ftw

posted 1 day ago

This list needs to be updated

posted 1 day ago

Name or reported

posted 1 day ago

Hello everyone been months I haven't logged in here

So who are the shittiest regions atm?

posted 1 day ago

All good take ur time bud

posted 5 months ago

Whoever answers these questions deserve 1 out of 10 at best

posted 5 months ago

Me

posted 5 months ago

y0y

posted 5 months ago

dNed

posted 5 months ago

EMEA was so shit last tournament and probably still is

posted 5 months ago

Have you heard of sexo? he is clean

posted 7 months ago

you thought it is a bait? ofcourse it is real

posted 7 months ago

This guy is insane man always good positioning and his aim feels so smooth I hope he gets a chance in T1 scene

posted 7 months ago

And world cup for argentina

Edit: unlike pele having a whole team maradona was literally alone winning this

posted 7 months ago

is it cause of pele only or whole brazil team? Brazil has always been good and have pretty good teams overall compared to others that proves nothing honestly

posted 7 months ago

Crazy for calling out a fact?

posted 7 months ago

He is playing that smart + impressive game sense ngl

posted 7 months ago

What were those whiffs

posted 7 months ago

I have lost all my braincells while reading this no wonder why people voted for you out below there 💀💀💀

posted 7 months ago

Updated

posted 7 months ago

Updated

posted 7 months ago

Updated and next update will be tomorrow gotta sleep now

posted 7 months ago

Updated

posted 7 months ago

I will update the list based on upvotes of the username (downvoting someones comment also counts)

The list so far based on votes (no order)

-Qwerttyy
-Realdeal
-Yessirskiiii
-Kirya
-Alecksdecks
-Babysasuke
-KanyeAsada
-BasedUser
-Hard2Decipher
-AtatskyNoobsky
-Elon_Musk
-Aut1st
-aTastyCook1e
-Trembolonarage
-Eww_EU_who
-apac_jimmy
-terribletyranny
-thanatos11
-Halleluhwah
-Supernova (the clown of valorant)
-widepeepofrosty
-Uwukitten
-1lucasdp
-realcavemanshit (wtf have you done there bro)
-Congo1
-sentinelman377

posted 7 months ago

in lan people 1 tap him instead 💀💀💀

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago
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