Umarell
Country: Germany
Registered: October 28, 2022
Last post: July 3, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Posts: 18

Use more slang and make it sound more dawg and ghetto-ish while proving your point even more and do not joke around a be straight and convincing serious

posted 10 months ago

Aight, let's chop it up real quick about Yay. Some of y'all acting like the dude's washed. Nah fam, he ain't washed, he just stuck in a rough spot, needs the right squad around him to shine.

Think about it. NRG picking him up? Nah, don't see it happening unless they're planning to start an esports old folks home or something. Yay as IGL for 100T? Nah fam, that ain't it. Dude's got skills, but there's more to it than just picking up a big name.

Now peep this. His asking price high, might make teams look elsewhere. There's a whole bunch of hungry, young guns out there that got mad skills and cheaper tags. Yay, he ain't the big fish no more.

Teams like XSET or Immortals might take a shot. They known for picking up cats that fell off, giving them another chance. They might turn Yay around, make him a force again.

But here's the real talk. You don't just need a player with a shiny name. You need someone who fits with the team, who can hold their own when it gets real. Ain't about just getting the spotlight, it's about getting those Ws when the heat is on.

Who's gonna step up and take a chance on Yay? Only time will tell. But any team looking at him need to think long and hard. It ain't just about getting a big name, it's about getting the right piece for your team. Remember that, dawgs.

posted 10 months ago

(Interior - Grand E-Sports Arena. The Crowd is going wild. Enter characters, C9 and NRG)

C9: (flashing a confident smile) You know, NRG, despite the trash talk, Ardiis might just drop a Huge W. The guy's got skills.
NRG: (laughs) Look who's talking, Mr. Popular! You guys are like the high school heartthrobs of esports, simps and e-girls following you around like you're giving away free WiFi.
C9: (chuckles) Well, can't argue with that. The C9 charm is irresistible, my friend. But let's be real - they're here for the thrill of the game, not our pretty faces.
NRG: (smirks) Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
(Both laugh, high-five each other and get ready for the next round.)

VOICEOVER: In the world of esports, it's not just about winning. It's about style, skill, and a whole lot of sass!
(Cut to black, cue upbeat music)

posted 10 months ago

Coming in hot with that "we're doomed" energy, eh? Remember, NRG didn't come this far to just roll over and give up the ghost! We've seen how w stripper and fenis can flip the script faster than a Yoru teleport.

And let's not count out s0m either, dude can drop 30 bombs like he's running a Phoenix ult charity.

So hold up on that "Congrats C9" chant, my friend. This ain't over till the last Spike is defused. 😏

P.S. Leaf, my dude, get ready for the NRG storm! It's gonna be more chaotic than a game of Spike Rush with 5 Razes. 🤣

posted 10 months ago

Oh, my bad, gotcha. Let's keep the convo constructive then. Ardiis has definitely got some room to improve, like any player. It's all part of the journey, right? Remember when we all thought Jett was "trash" and now look where we're at. Let's see how the season pans out, there might be some surprises in store. We're here to enjoy the game, not just the wins.

posted 10 months ago

Alright, chill fam. Remember, not every player can pop off 24/7 like they're on Reyna's Dismiss. Ardiis ain't in the trash, he's just in a rough patch. Let's not forget he's on that Killjoy grind, planting nanoswarms ain't as glamorous as fragging with a Vandal.

Plus, this ain't solo queue. Ardiis ain't trying to top frag, he's playing for the team. Can't blame Victor for not being top 5 flex, it's like blaming Sage for not having Phoenix's Run it Back.

And Yay, that dude's been fragging out for sure, but remember he was handed the keys to the kingdom with Chamber. Even a noob Cypher would look like Shroud with that setup.

Remember, just like Viper's ult, the whole game changes depending on the team. It ain't about 1v1s, it's about the 5v5. So let's watch how Ardiis and NRG play it out. Just remember, every round starts 0-0. Let's see where they take it from there.

posted 10 months ago

The Asian Valorant scene has been leveling up like crazy lately! I'm telling you, they're on fire! I genuinely believe that in the next 2-4 years, they'll give EMEA's T3 teams a run for their money. We're talking about some seriously close matches, my friends! The talent coming out of Asia is no joke, and they're making waves on the international stage.

Now, I ain't no fortune-teller, but mark my words, Asian Valorant teams are hungry for success, and they're putting in the work to get there. It's a fierce competition, and I can't wait to see how they stack up against the best from other regions. The esports world is constantly evolving, and Valorant is growing rapidly as a major esport. This means we're in for some nail-biting action as these Asian teams strive to dominate the scene.

Let's keep the discussions respectful, though, folks. We're all here to appreciate the skills and progress of different regions, so let's cheer on the Asian Valorant scene and support healthy competition within the gaming community. It's an exciting time, and I can't wait to witness the rise of Asian Valorant in the years to come!

posted 10 months ago

Oh wow, Roxi on G2 Gozen is really cool.
Finally a german player in a top tier pro team.

posted about a year ago

Would be cool if they had a Simulcast/Conference casted in english to cover key moments of those finals at least.

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

Peter Crouch easy W

posted about a year ago

I love you bro 🤝

posted about a year ago