You don't have to ask god to make falcons lose, they always lose to themselves anyways.

I'd say its more Hitler dead but Stalin still alive

You did not read that shit in that amount of time no matter how fast a reader you are

The DRX method always seems to work, bench the player you signed as a replacement, then replace the player you benched who replaced the player you dropped with a new player just to bench that player as well for a new player and then bench the new player for the player you originally benched.

I mean were you expecting them to not get cooked?

Even in some world where it was true that Brazil owned Spain and France there is still no need to punch down at a team like Haiti.

Bro's acting like Haiti is on the level of teams like France and Spain when its Haiti, there is no need to punch down.

Said no one ever

Yeah EWC is a mickey consolation trophy that only EMEA fans care about

We don't count mickey consolation trophies

Yeah we should totally start believing rocket bullets

You might as well just put the infinity sign since they won't be winning any non-mickey mouse trophies anytime soon

Do you even speak Portuguese?

Imagine if TS had actual good management, then we could have gotten a team with Invy, xavi, patmen, and kellyS(even though there would be role overlap).

Do we know who'd replacing virtyy yet?

I mean its partially the Australian players fault for getting riled up and getting too aggressive towards the end especially in a game as physical as that one was.

I'd say number 1 but mini is also up there

I mean EMEA has Turkey though which has immense talent and surprisingly Valorant is on par with CS popularity wise if not even more popular in Turkey. So EMEA is just fishing in a few puddles with tiny fish when they have a giant lake right next to them full of giant fish.

Shit calling trash gross ahh argument

I mean that goal was going in whether it was an own goal or not since pepi was right there to put it in if burgess didn't touch it

Actually crazy, like you'd think the Vitality players would learn from stage 1 that when they listen to jamppi they win and when they don't listen to him they lose.

He is actually single handedly throwing this game for Australia right now

Hey don't take his shit take out on DRG

Well most gatcha game enjoyers in general are subhuman

I don't see happywei or vo0kashu streaming

I mean the Valorant double elim playoffs is better, but at the same time CS has two triple elim swiss stages before playoffs in most cases which makes it so there really isn't a chance for a bad team to make it to playoffs making it so its not really mickey mouse compared to something like lock in.

I mean its not really riots job to try and save a dying region especially when they can just uplift a growing region.

Did you watch them play? They weren't winning even without those red cards.

If you think about it the one country that benefits the most from this new format is Japan, like now Japan will have all the talent that has been locked in tier 2 for generations at their disposal. This means Japan will finally have a few more teams that can get 5th place in APAC and not just DFM.

He's like a better Asuna

Yeah they really fumbled with the anime

Pandora hearts

They bring it on themselves by endlessly slop posting and posting meow threads.

You brits said that about masters london too and yet I've seen more people attend a China group stage game than what I've seen during masters london.

I'll stop with the tex hate when he plays like a tier 1 player, but since he's essentially never played like one I'll probably continue to hate him for the rest of his career.

Deserve to be in tier 1 over tex. I'll start:

Shondex

It might be a patmen like situation where patmen wasn't ever picked up before PRX because he was awful in trials so maybe boni us just really bad during trials.

I mean he's always been a player that seemingly shows up online and doesn't do well on LAN.

You're wrong about indian val being dead since 2021 because it would have to be alive in the first place for it to have died.

The two "two visitor teams" kind of makes me think that XLG and DRG are either partnered and the two teams they are replacing will be the visitor teams, or XLG and DRG are the "two visitor teams"

Yeah its part of the China ecosystem, riot just can't list it as one of the countries officially or else they risk angering China and Tencent.

Meowing+starting the plague that is the player glazer account gimmick+jobless+bum+slop poster=Bullying

Yeah Ronaldo and friends with Ronaldo playing like ass and the friends being dead weight will totally win

It used to be that you had to catch and train your own but now since they moved to champions, champions lets you get every pokemon in game(apart from one really OP one) through a gatcha draft like system that you can use in game currency to draft more pokemon, and then you can also transfer in your own pokemon from other games as well. And then you can use in game currency to train your pokemon in any way you want. Also it is pretty easy to gain currency in the game so you don't really ever have to spend money which is nice.

You'd think it'd be all the annoyingly min-maxed pokemon that seem to get stronger and stronger every generation(which is a problem), but no its the stupid ass support pokemon they add like Incineroar, Grimmsnarl and Sinistcha that you literally get handed the most annoying moves, stats, and abilities in the game.

Well I mean yeah I guess that's an excusable reason, but in a game Brazil had 6 corners and as many chances as they did and yet didn't score more than one goal is a little worrying. The other two are actually pretty inexcusable though.

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Have you seen him play either of those agents? His util is very lackluster and sometimes even useless and he's only bailed out because he shoots well.

Cryo sucks ass at Senti's that aren't chamber or sage though

Nah he actually does farm tier 2, like if you go back and look at his tier 2 stats last year it makes him look like an actual tier 2 prospect, but we all know that his tier 2 form and his tier 1 form are very different.