YESSIRRRR

ofc you can qt

hmm

:)

Manager ofc you can be! ^ - ^

Sub

if you bark you can be assistant coach, so bark for me.

ofc

analyst vibes

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

I saw some guy try and do this but i disagreed with it. this is the TRUE roster.

our duelist and star player will be meyournightmare, a talented aimer that has ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN, perfect for a star player.
so we now have a star player. so we need an amazing supporting player and for that role i choose LucK_. Luck seems like an amazing controller player, the sort that mains astra. with his GIGA brain LucK has a 91% Clutch rate.
We now have LucK and meyournightmare. what roles next? maybe a flex player! our options for a flex player is someone with an ego but the skills to back it up. and for this role I have selected Number_1_ScreaM_fan. i know i know, he's a baiter. but that EXACTLY what we want for an amazing flex player.
3/5 Done, who's next? Sentinel player yes! this sentinel player has to be the backbone of the team, the IGL.
our IGL obviously has to be the greatest VLR user, archetype.
and finally.......... our initiator main......... will be....... JIM JAM!

Organisation

CEO: dexter

Head of global gaming/Supernova king of valorant: enri

Socials manager: nutab1e

Human Resources: kbkdark

Water boy: Netero
Cook: SilentCypher
Sous Chef: Kindler
Interior Decorator: Shushi_
PROFFESIONAL SHIT TALKING HEAD: snoozna

Content Creators:
s0v4k
number1_MIBR_hater
Subreezy

VALORANT team

Jimjam
LucK_
meyournightmare
number_1_ScreaM_fan
archetype

coach: TS_ChedZ
assistant coach: equinoxyy

Analysts:
Monkey_D_Luffy
Number_1_100T_fan

Subs:
Primion
DeathclawsXD

Manager:
minte

Fortnite

Asphyxia

Halo Infinite

nutab1le
babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

COC

Nollihd

League Of Legends

KillFeed
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap3
Shownu
Gutssz
X_ae_A_12

Dota

?????

yea

KR isn't worthy!

jk, i forgot about KR when writing this xD

Trust me bro

My APAC Franchising team guessed

Slots per Region
KR = 1
ID = 2
OCE = 1
MY/SG = 1
TH = 1
PH = 1
JP = 2

KR

DragonX easily

OCE

Need i say more?

MY/SG

The current Paper Rex roster will be signed by another team, idk who tho. I'll edit this later to find out who.

TH

XERXIA, trust

PH

either Team Secret or FNATIC

JP

ZETA

ID

BOOM eSports and ONICG

EDIT, The best SA players and the best HK/TW players will have to find offers elsewhere

THE valorant teams

ORDER
BOOM
ONIC
ZETA
FNATIC/Team Secret
XERXIA
ex-PRX, maybe Talon, could be a west org?

My sources say the same

delusional

who tf is that?

???

PWR isn't that big of an org. ORDER has some of the greatest management in the country when, as well as a storied history in eSports originating from their introduction in the OPL, an old org, a storied org and a HUGE fanbase in val.

ORDER appeals to the eSport enthusiast for life.
PWR appeals to the kid who has an eSports phase.

I'm from Australia and my favorite team is ORDER gaming

Why aren't you using Pinyin?

Not very interesting games, TES 2-1 V5 and Rare Atom does Rare Atom things and loses 0-2

I do hope that V5 beat TES tho, they deserve it

edg don't qualify kekw

I reckon 2-0, looking at their gameplay it's pretty obvious they're cracked

I feel like EA LCQ is just the LPL waiting room for people in china, looking forward to see if KONE can do any good.

Indeed they do

technically it's possible

It's still ordered by acs, idk what ur talking about

ORDER?!?!?!?

nopers

mucho texto

nah but in all seriousness.

Headhunter doesn't need to change. Ult, Trademark and Tour 'de force do

deep down i know they love us

you just had to go there, didn't you.

who tf do you think you are talking like that with that flag, get tf off this site you unpatriotic fuckwit

IN JOYFUL STRAINS AND LET US SING!

We have more liveable cities than you, better healthcare, Better economy, better infrastructure, Higher Life Expectancy, need i go on?

With courage let us all combine

https://www.vlr.gg/127031/australia

I know i shit talk New Zealand alot, and you shit talk Australia alot. but you crossed a line...

Excaliburn and I were reciting the Advance Australia Fair, and you interrupted. For some context, americans, Imagine if you were singing the Start Spangled Banner with another person and a Canadian interrupted you by singing O Canada!

The Canadian is not only interrupting a beautiful song of patriotism and love and joy and guns but also ruining a message of peace by inciting competition between the two nations!

I expect an apology

STFU AND SUBMIT, ACCEPT YOU ARE LESS AND THEN WE WONT HAVE THIS DIVISION!

For Those who've come across the seas

STFU, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INCITES THIS ARGUMENTS!

To MAKE this commonwealth of ours

Yep

.
Beneath our radiant southern cross

FAIR! IN JOYFUL STRAINS AND LET US SING!

ADVANCE!...

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