Subreezy
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Registered: April 13, 2022
Last post: May 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Posts: 8164
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TS did us all a favor

posted about a year ago

bros onto NOTHING

posted about a year ago

he aint gonna fuck you bro

posted about a year ago

GE clears all those teams sadly

posted about a year ago

stop yelling at me

posted about a year ago

bold of you to assume emea teams can swallow their pride and import better players

posted about a year ago

what the hell does this thread even mean

posted about a year ago

i never doubted the cryo pickup, but comparing him against other pickups to core teams (ardiis, yay, ethan, cNed) he's shown himself to be the #1 pickup so far

i'm hoping the chamber nerfs didn't hurt him too much though

posted about a year ago

nAts also had some braindead midround decisions, don't exempt him from a loss he also earned

posted about a year ago

imagine if onur went to LOUD and the whole vaccine shit didnt happen, LOUD would be even more of a super team

posted about a year ago

nah if edward igls and steps up, 100T loses

posted about a year ago

yeah, like communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

posted about a year ago

liquid isn't even a good emea team anyway, definitely #7 in the league copium

posted about a year ago

your quality of life changes are so fucking good, thank you for adding a good extension to this miserable website

posted about a year ago

-liquid +G2 (import the NA team to EMEA)

posted about a year ago

only people overhyping fnatic are delusional emea fans

c9 is a good team, they just lost their mental against the mental fortitude that is DRX

posted about a year ago

moist esports is gonna pick them up no cap

posted about a year ago

if kru takes 1 map off navi that'll be hilarious

posted about a year ago

no! that was my twin brother subroza

posted about a year ago

just unequivocally false

posted about a year ago

facts

posted about a year ago

they've already damaged the league LMAO

posted about a year ago

people hate on harbor and yoru non-stop, and then a pro uses them effectively and all of a sudden they're the most broken agents in the world

posted about a year ago

bro shut up LOL

posted about a year ago

kru over eg is hard to believe, we'll see ig

posted about a year ago

now do NA vs EU teams LOL

stop riding off the backs of your CIS carrys

posted about a year ago

do you want to be a delusional EMEA fan? here’s how!

step 1: hype up a team to an annoying amount, claiming how x player will do really well and calling them a top 5 team MINIMUM in EMEA

step 2: mass downfrag anyone who disagrees with the ranking you have given them, call it “typical Americas/Pacific cope”. if they start giving logical arguments, try your best to derail them with playground insults

step 3: start sharing scrim results that may or may not be fake, and claim how scrims are indicative of how well a team performs

—GAME STARTS—

step 4a: If they win map 1, start talking shit and brag about how right you were about the team being good
step 4b: if they lose map 1, start trying to backpedal but don’t actually say you’re wrong on the off chance they win the series
step 4c: if they lose map 1 and win map 2, do step 4a + call it a reverse sweep and claim the enemy team got lucky

step 5: once your favorite EMEA team loses, completely backpedal on anything you said pre-game, suddenly change your mind and rank them #7-10, and cope by saying “they’re not even one of our good teams” and “i never hyped them up”

optional step 5.5: try to include the phrase “0 champions wins copium” towards an NA flag and call the rest of Americas a 1 team region (if you want to take the hostile route)

step 6: find a new team to do the exact same thing with the next day

hope this guide helps!

posted about a year ago

how can you be scared against a region that doesn’t pose a threat

posted about a year ago

furia is not in the alpha bracket and they haven’t even played yet

nvm they meant furia

posted about a year ago

guard, m80, and i believe Shopify and G2 would do better than half of the current EMEA teams

posted about a year ago

well according to EMEA fans, all their teams are #4 until they lose, then they become #9.

TL gonna lose and people are gonna be like “well they were our 6th best team anyway”

posted about a year ago

all they did was replace pancada and sacy with equally solid players, people just like shitting on brazilian teams with no merit

posted about a year ago

never thought i’d see the day where i’d agree with styling…

it’s really sad how teams like Heretics and KC can be dogshit exist, yet not give one spot to a mena team
the only reason i can think of is maybe there wasn’t a solid mena org to put into franchising

posted about a year ago

drx just has to lose for the top 4 to be americas

posted about a year ago

facts, obviously PRX isn’t in great shape, but they would’ve won against half these teams easily. unfortunate they got matched w c9

posted about a year ago

actual fix:
10 NA teams
9 SA teams (we’ll allow DRX to join as well)
they play their own tournament

10 EMEA teams
10 PAC teams
they play their own tournament

if this doesn’t happen then emea and pacific will never win another tournament

Okay

posted about a year ago

agreed

emea should’ve imported american talent, sadly they’re too stubborn and want to make teams like KC

posted about a year ago

it’s ironic cause NA CS is pretty much what EMEA valorant is, 1-2 good teams

too bad emea frogs can’t see the hypocrisy in front of them

posted about a year ago

nah if kru beats navi i’m changing my flair for 4 months

posted about a year ago

cant wait for the mald when KRU somehow beats navi and SEN beats fnatic

posted about a year ago

VIT is worse than giants nt bro

posted about a year ago

trembo alt

posted about a year ago

emea on bottom lol

posted about a year ago

bros off a perc

posted about a year ago

i give that a 20% chance which is pretty high considering they have 3 more games to go

posted about a year ago

Americas: 12W-3L
EMEA: 6-11
Pacific: 4-7
China: 1-2

posted about a year ago

first real match is americas vs americas LOL

but nah clearly americas isn’t the strongest region atm

posted about a year ago

me neither, no fun in watching a slaughter

posted about a year ago

okay we'll see then, still doesn't change the fact Americas is stronger overall

posted about a year ago
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