Subreezy
Country: United States
Registered: April 13, 2022
Last post: May 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Posts: 8083
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now do NA vs EU teams LOL

stop riding off the backs of your CIS carrys

posted about a year ago

do you want to be a delusional EMEA fan? here’s how!

step 1: hype up a team to an annoying amount, claiming how x player will do really well and calling them a top 5 team MINIMUM in EMEA

step 2: mass downfrag anyone who disagrees with the ranking you have given them, call it “typical Americas/Pacific cope”. if they start giving logical arguments, try your best to derail them with playground insults

step 3: start sharing scrim results that may or may not be fake, and claim how scrims are indicative of how well a team performs

—GAME STARTS—

step 4a: If they win map 1, start talking shit and brag about how right you were about the team being good
step 4b: if they lose map 1, start trying to backpedal but don’t actually say you’re wrong on the off chance they win the series
step 4c: if they lose map 1 and win map 2, do step 4a + call it a reverse sweep and claim the enemy team got lucky

step 5: once your favorite EMEA team loses, completely backpedal on anything you said pre-game, suddenly change your mind and rank them #7-10, and cope by saying “they’re not even one of our good teams” and “i never hyped them up”

optional step 5.5: try to include the phrase “0 champions wins copium” towards an NA flag and call the rest of Americas a 1 team region (if you want to take the hostile route)

step 6: find a new team to do the exact same thing with the next day

hope this guide helps!

posted about a year ago

how can you be scared against a region that doesn’t pose a threat

posted about a year ago

furia is not in the alpha bracket and they haven’t even played yet

nvm they meant furia

posted about a year ago

guard, m80, and i believe Shopify and G2 would do better than half of the current EMEA teams

posted about a year ago

well according to EMEA fans, all their teams are #4 until they lose, then they become #9.

TL gonna lose and people are gonna be like “well they were our 6th best team anyway”

posted about a year ago

all they did was replace pancada and sacy with equally solid players, people just like shitting on brazilian teams with no merit

posted about a year ago

never thought i’d see the day where i’d agree with styling…

it’s really sad how teams like Heretics and KC can be dogshit exist, yet not give one spot to a mena team
the only reason i can think of is maybe there wasn’t a solid mena org to put into franchising

posted about a year ago

drx just has to lose for the top 4 to be americas

posted about a year ago

facts, obviously PRX isn’t in great shape, but they would’ve won against half these teams easily. unfortunate they got matched w c9

posted about a year ago

actual fix:
10 NA teams
9 SA teams (we’ll allow DRX to join as well)
they play their own tournament

10 EMEA teams
10 PAC teams
they play their own tournament

if this doesn’t happen then emea and pacific will never win another tournament

Okay

posted about a year ago

agreed

emea should’ve imported american talent, sadly they’re too stubborn and want to make teams like KC

posted about a year ago

it’s ironic cause NA CS is pretty much what EMEA valorant is, 1-2 good teams

too bad emea frogs can’t see the hypocrisy in front of them

posted about a year ago

nah if kru beats navi i’m changing my flair for 4 months

posted about a year ago

cant wait for the mald when KRU somehow beats navi and SEN beats fnatic

posted about a year ago

VIT is worse than giants nt bro

posted about a year ago

trembo alt

posted about a year ago

emea on bottom lol

posted about a year ago

bros off a perc

posted about a year ago

i give that a 20% chance which is pretty high considering they have 3 more games to go

posted about a year ago

Americas: 12W-3L
EMEA: 6-11
Pacific: 4-7
China: 1-2

posted about a year ago

first real match is americas vs americas LOL

but nah clearly americas isn’t the strongest region atm

posted about a year ago

me neither, no fun in watching a slaughter

posted about a year ago

okay we'll see then, still doesn't change the fact Americas is stronger overall

posted about a year ago

THIS is the kng shit i keep hearing about? actually so braindead

posted about a year ago

i mean, if there's 3 Americas teams and 1 EMEA team in top 4 and an EMEA team wins, cool you guys have 1 good team

Americas has a much stronger talent pool and playing the regular season is gonna help improve so many of the mid-bottom tier teams

can't wait for EG to beat fnatic at japan

posted about a year ago

look at s0m's kd and ACS on the 13-1 game, bro had impact frags and solo won the team rounds multiple times

on smokes

posted about a year ago

baiters, make sure to change your flag before baiting please

unless its a jinx then yeah i agree 26-0 :(

posted about a year ago

all good

posted about a year ago

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted about a year ago

MVP lookin like s0m imo, but good score call

posted about a year ago

emea fans are resorting to cheering for another americas team to beat another americas team LMAOOO

posted about a year ago

bro holy shit another ace

posted about a year ago

no, the only reason they placed 1st, 3rd, and 2nd at the international events last year was because of yay, the other 4 players contributed nothing obviously

posted about a year ago

if anything that helped them, the only team to stop ex-Optic was a brazilian team

posted about a year ago

no, they're just lucky, FNS is a bad IGL according to people who think K/D is everything

posted about a year ago

dude is actually insane at an international level, glad he was able to shut up all the haters who were mad he didn't get removed from NRG

posted about a year ago

and then nrg, c9, eg, sen, 100T, LOUD, Furia, and LEV will shut your mouth right back

posted about a year ago

0 vision spam kills through smoke

posted about a year ago

bro forgot to switch flags

posted about a year ago

optic 1st, 3rd, 2nd
fpx _, 1st, 4th

posted about a year ago

americas is combined lil bro

posted about a year ago

i kind of like having the americas together. EMEA is a collection of many countries, whereas NA is basically 2. Having all the americas compete together makes me want to root for more than just 1 region at a major.

riot actually did good with the split of regions imo, and overtime the ascension tournaments will ensure that the strongest regions get their deserved spots in franchising.

posted about a year ago

NA 🤝 LATAM 🤝 BR

talking shit when an americas team wins

posted about a year ago

how can navi beat nrg when ardiis can just leak all their strats?
checkmate

posted about a year ago

valorant does that too though

posted about a year ago

https://twitter.com/notrxchel/status/1626282398823460865
https://twitter.com/Governor_Val/status/1626295835641225216?s=20

just so people stop talking about what okeanos did in the past, the girl and governor both say the incident was not the reason for his removal from Turtle Troop

posted about a year ago

when have brazilians overreacted over words in vct?

posted about a year ago

you have 0 friends

posted about a year ago

cant wait to share that fun fact on my date tomorrow, thanks!

posted about a year ago
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