Dog I'm taking 100 shots tonight

I don't care about these dogshit emea teams, but goddamn I want NAVI to get fucking flattened and listen to every Botvi fan complain on this website.

I'm taking a shot of tequila every time Angel kills himself in game.

Navi are expected to place dead last

13-10, 13-9???

What is bro talking about? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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NA Flairs that aren't SEN

meme preds of Kru winning LCQ coming true?

https://twitter.com/valorantzonegg/status/1684292516013568002

This is literally a sourced article by someone who actually does these kinds of deals

Bro the SEN cope from losing this game vs. TSM was too much, losing 16-14 vs. the guard was kinda understandable but TSM was a laughing stock.

Truly my favorite event this year idc what champions is like

https://www.vlr.gg/166335/sentinels-vs-tsm-ludwig-x-tarik-invitational-main-event-lbf

Remember this?

honestly fighting with 12 yo sen fans on this site is a guilty pleasure of mine.

If sen don't make playoffs next year bro kick them from franchising and put in MXM

dawg we can still fight over in the other thread if u want I'm waiting on my gf to get home

Wtf is this

SEN's still doing shit tho, they're getting better from going 0-5 twice last year. They're just in a dry spot rn and they need to make changes to do anything. Unlike the pistons who are dead last every year.

What title has pacific won btw can you refresh my memory? They came 2nd in Copenhagen and that's it.

SEN has money tho, they have the ability to create a roster they just suck ass everytime they do it cause they have to hold the dead weight being Tenz.

Also why you bringing up PRX?

yes

You said "poverty roster", not poverty franchise.

Also we just made it to the grand finals of Masters, NA isn't a poverty franchise. If you want to talk about what teams are poverty franchises go look at pacific.

Edit: Also if the Pistons hang onto Cunningham and take more draft picks they can become a good roster. NBA/NFL isn't a good reference for this, remember how shit the Detroit Lions were? Now they're sacing Aaron Rodgers 3 times in one game and everyone believes they are a playoff team.

Sentinels

If SEN get aspas it makes no sense to have 3 duelist players on the same team, one of them has to get dropped to have some success. I don't see a world where both Zekken and Tenz are playing on the same team and being successful, the role overlay complicates many things as well as Tenz not being able to play anything except for Jett and maybe Yoru (Yoru doesn't get played very much anyway).

idk what u mean by 'poverty', SEN is the richest org in VCT.

Maybe, but when you look at other flex players like Zellsis and Victor, they have a much wider agent pool than Zekken. Also I don't think Jett one tricks like Tenz are going to survive very long in VCT as he tends to struggle on every map he's not playing jett or is a bad map for jett.

During champs 2022 he played duelist 80% of the time, and when he was put on initiator he was pretty mid.

PRX is the best team to watch, always a fun time.

Honestly I wouldn't blame him, Zekken pretty much just plays duelist on the maps where Tenz can't. If they pick up Aspas they don't have to worry anymore about alternating the duelist role and team comps would become more consistent.

https://twitter.com/valorantzonegg/status/1684292516013568002

Zekken doesn't play initiator anymore, he just plays Raze and Jett. Check LCQ data.

It is rumored that both SEN and NRG have major interests in picking up Aspas.

Personally I don't care about where he goes, what this shows about the orgs is something much bigger.

SEN's interest in Aspas shows they are looking to potentially drop Tenz from their roster and potentially Zekken too(Adding Zekken because he pretty much only plays raze for SEN and Aspas can already do that so it doesn't make sense to have 2 duelist players on the same team), meanwhile at NRG it shows that they are looking to drop Ardiis for a better oper.

I predict SEN's roster will look something like this next year if they plan to drop Tenz and Zekken.

New IGL (Johnqt potentially)
Sacy
pANcada/Marved
New flex player (NiSMO potentially)
New Duelist player (Aspas potentially)

(Source since many are asking me): https://twitter.com/valorantzonegg/status/1684292516013568002

Did you watch the Chinese qualifier? Because if you didn't I don't know why you're talking.

bro he's a sen fan we know he is far from knowing how sports works

Grand final, PRX 3-1 NRG
FNC and EG go out in groups

Wtf NAVI > NRG???

I'm assuming that you are known as a homo sapien and can read basic english, I would suggest rereading the parentheses next to that team before mindlessly replying.

fucking copium as per every navi fan

Can you send a screenshot or something?

???

I'd still keep this the same imo

Where is this scrim data?

1. FNC (They just won Masters)
2. PRX (Went to game 5 against EG with a sub)
3. NRG (Being placed in the same group as FNC allows them to go further in the tournament without facing them)
4. EG (Good showing at Tokyo, might face FNC or PRX early plus second place curse)
5. EDG (Strong performances in recent scrims)
6. DRX (Underrated imo, everyone they lost to at tokyo were in the top 4)
7. TL (Good roster, just need to work on mid rounding imo)
8. Bilibili Gaming (They had a decently close Bo5 with EDG despite EDG having a two map ban advantage, map 4 went OT and could've resulted in a 5 map series.)
9. Loud (piss showing at tokyo, plus their star player isn't scrimming with them.)
10. T1
11. Zeta
12. KRU (I feel like I need to see more from them to rank them higher imo)
13. FUT
14. Giants
15. NAVI (Tough group, they look the worst in Group D)
16. FPX (Ain't no way)

Yeah when you look at the fact that they lost to EG, PRX, and NRG he's honestly cooking

Yes they know that region more than any other region yet they continue to make the most dogshit takes I've ever seen with teams from americas

is every NAVI fan this braindead?

oh no what ever will I do without vlr.gg

Ur a brain dead NAVI fan why would I actually take my time to please you

Plat Chat is fucking abysmal

I just think it's bs that they almost pushed map 5 to the alleged 2nd best team in the world and yet they're separated between 3rd-14th.

That's crazy because they're grilling Loud going into Champs 2023 with no mention of a second place curse and they put EG reasonably high

List of things that make 0 sense to me

The Kru LCQ run, VCT Americas Power rankings throughout every week (REMEMBER FURIA #1?), their preds on PRX during Masters Tokyo, 100T during Lock In preds, Cloud9's roster changes going into the regular season, 2022 reykjavik where Guard beat Optic yet they put Optic higher anyway, Bren putting EDG above PRX because of a scrim today, Sean Gares saying Loud is gonna win champions after getting destroyed at Masters with Aspas NOT SCRIMMING DURING THE FREE TIME, everyone just throwing FUT at 15th because they don't like their comps despite them being better than both Giants and NAVI, Plat Chat also just throws all of the China teams except for EDG at the bottom for next to no reason and give no fucks to tell us why even though Bilibili was one round away from pushing a Bo5 against EDG to map 5 with EDG having a two map ban advantage. Predicting OPTC to win iceland despite bombing out of Champions the previous year.

This podcast lowkey kinda sucks

The downvote lmfao I'm dying

We literally made the list

Dog get a life outside vlr, you are averaging 20 posts a day.