Splaram
Flag: United States
Registered: June 28, 2022
Last post: August 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Posts: 24

I've never seen anyone give X/Y and USUM the respect they both deserve, incredibly based tier list

posted 3 days ago

100T will win Champs before those bottlers, watch

posted 2 weeks ago

Wait so if you have a stroke and get paralyzed at 40 years old then die at 45, you're just constantly transported to different universes and are just perma-paralyzed for all eternity? Also if that's true, why is there no one in this parallel universe that's 10000000000 years old?

posted 4 weeks ago

And there are players that can entry and get kills very often: Zekken, Kajaak, Buzz, Jawgemo, T3xture.

They're not just dropping 30 because they feel like it. Their entries are supported by good util or their teammates entering with them or trading them. Notice how all those players also have some of the best or most in form support players on the planet right now also playing on their team. None of those duelists that you named are performing nearly as well as they currently are if they're playing on 100T.

Also Bang got poached man, he would still be on 100T if Sen didn't decide to swoop in

Not the point, point is that he went to a team with better fundamentals and structure, now he's qualified to more Masters in 6 months than he ever did at 100T. SEN fans were convinced he would be dogshit and could never fill tenz' shoes when the transfer first leaked, that's how bad his rep was on 100T. He was literally the biggest Potential Man out of all the NA smokes players while he was on 100T. Now they don't ever have to worry about replacing tenz because he stepped up and filled that smokes role very well. That very same player was playing for 100T around this time last year and didn't look nearly as good save for the Stage 2->Shanghai run. Same exact thing will happen with Asuna, watch.

posted 4 weeks ago

I've watched this team get so close to greatness just to trip over the last few hurdles every time for about 4 years since they won First Strike. If we're dropping players, I don't want a replacement duelist that does "just enough". I want the lovechild of an aspas, kang kang, derke, Thanos, and Superman quintuple polyamorous relationship that has even mastered the duelist that will release on the 10th anniversary of the game. But on a more serious note, I want you to sit down, choose any 100T game from this season, count how many times asuna entries with zero util/util that was mistimed/no one to trade him, and then compare it to how many times he entries with good util or a trade. Then compare that to the stats from any game from the Stage2->Shanghai run last year. Asuna has proven many times that he's an amazing entry. But none of that matters when the teamwork is lacking, even the aforementioned quinthrouple lovechild can't get consistent entries and take over a game when they're basically a Sova drone ult orb that has to be given to the other team to make a round playable. I genuinely cannot understand why 100T fans want a player like Asuna gone so badly, did we not learn from when everyone wanted bang gone too just to see what he was truly capable of after he went to a team that had consistently good fundamentals and took advantage of his strengths?

posted 4 weeks ago

If I'm gonna keep it completely real I don't see Cryo's future on a top top team competing for the biggest trophies in the game. True he drops nukes on occasion but they don't happen very often against the very best teams like other top players regularly do. And you can't win consistently in this game with that kind of agent pool in the year of 2025; eventually you have to beat a team with MULTIPLE fraggers that can guard Cryo and will out-DM 100T, or a team that's smart enough to hard-anti and poke holes in the weird comps that 100T has to play to accommodate Cryo's bad agent pool, or will have strats that take the edge off of his Operator significantly. All the teams at the highest level have all three, and we saw what happened to 100T when they ran into those kinds of teams when they played GenG and Heretics in Shanghai, or almost anytime they've played Sentinels in like the past two years.

The only thing that makes a player like Cryo viable on a championship-winning team is a flex that can reach aspas peaks on duelist and then hit Karon peaks on smokes on the very next map. There has never been a player like that in the history of this game, and there probably won't be for a very long time. The only player that got close imo was jawgemo, and we saw how well he synced with a player similar to Cryo in Demon1. Aside from the fact that such a player doesn't exist, there's also the problem that the players in my head that could maybe be molded to fit that role won't join 100T either because they're currently on better teams than 100T or are language-barrier-d. Keiko is not on that list, his peaks aren't close to being high enough to fit that role. As much as it's been refreshing to see a good Jett Operator abuser after 100T went so long without one and continued to get shit on by that same type of player as a result, I'm afraid the timing of actually getting Cryo wasn't the best, 100T didn't really do too much in the 2022-2023 season where a player like that was at their peak (through no fault of their own tbf, Sean Gares left almost a week later and that almost singlehandedly torpedoed the season).

Now that you're done reading this yapfest, you should know that I also said for years that PRX couldn't win a trophy because their playstyle is too dogshit, and my words rang true until their friend boaster secretly sent all Fnatic's strats to mini the night before so he could anti and tactically threw the final so he could give his friends f0rsaken and j0nggg the opportunity to finally touch some silverware for once in their lives. So moral of the story is to mog PRX and give Mini more money than whatever they're paying him + a personal PJ to fly to Piddletrenthidechestershire anytime he's feeling burnt out.

posted 4 weeks ago

Chill on them they just need a lil more time

posted 1 month ago

It def is LMAOAOAOOA

posted 2 months ago

I'm not seeing much comparisons between the two online, how is the hm80 better?

posted 5 months ago

Wait which ones are better? Last time I checked no one else could hold a candle to wooting

posted 5 months ago

hello jawg's manager I've checked my email and it's still not there, pls help I just deranked into Plat I am down terrible

posted 5 months ago

come on jaw I'm but a lowly Diamond player, I won't leak I swear

posted 5 months ago

I'm still new to this place, good (or bad?) to see that I'm adapting so quickly

posted 5 months ago

His website isn't updated. I need the crosshair that he used in the Americas finals vs SEN really bad but it's not on the website that pops up when you type !crosshair in his chat (also the code for Crosshair 7 doesn't work), and I can't recreate it in-game. This crosshair IS the key to making me finally get out of Diamond and going pro to shit on Sentinels so if you know him personally, may you please politely let him know to update the website with this crosshair or get the code from him and put it in the replies of this post? Thanks! :)

posted 5 months ago

I have lost an integral piece of the playlist that I watch to lock in before playing ranked :( why would he do this :((((((((((

posted 9 months ago

Has the 100T/zander situation developed since yesterday? Shitting my pants here

posted 10 months ago

too much smoke for there not to at least be a small flame

posted 10 months ago

I'm sorry zanzan but I must hatewatch today. If you don't ascend hopefully SEN stay away from bang and pick you (OR SKUBADIVERCOUNTERSTRIKE HELLO?) up instead. Or if the paperwork is already done and bang has indeed left, you get the 100T prefix and the opportunity to lift trophies with your favorite ranked duo. Please forgive me, I promise I'll sub next time you go live in order to make up for it </3

posted 10 months ago

I'm crying LMFAO whoever came up with it needs a raise

posted about 2 years ago

Down for two days in order to protest the upcoming Reddit API change

posted about 2 years ago

Lock Reyna/Chamber, try comming with your team but if they're silent/annoying then mute all and focus on your mechanics and reading what the enemy team's tendencies to exploit

posted about 2 years ago