they would all be joining carpe on the bench

pancada, cryo and s0m mentions in 2025 😭💀

get off vlr, get a job and get help for your gambling addiction

yep we all saw it 😭💀

MEMEA

Id be crying if sayf was my igl too

carpe only had 2nd place aura unfortunately 😥

whos fucking fake? Im literally half Korean. vit only beat t1 with a .63 carpe, liquid beat a team we all knew was trash then proceeded to get stomped by g2. memea coming up to 2 years without a trophy, keep coping 😭

lulquid made top 2 in eu 😭 memea is literally the weakest region 💀

jawgemo is below derke and buzz

snuck in sheydos in 2025 💀💀

leo's already dealing with health issues, he doesnt need those problems worsened by playing with fns

fns continuing to steal paychecks because the rookie he handpicked for his 'super team' couldnt carry his silver aim -31 bum ass

carpe offers far more in terms of both mechanics and comms. sylvan has always been a mid player, who only looked decent a couple years ago in an era where the only good kr smokes player was mako.

keiko had a life event, I will bet any money that flukequid will be sent home 7-8th and not qualify for another international this year

doesnt have to be thai, just a competent coach who doesnt hand out employment for his bum friends

biggest fix would be to kick that fraudulent nepotism merchant frost

was always a fan of edg because of deft, viper and meiko in lol. now theyre also my 2nd fav team in val.

for the last 3 years an nrg 'super team' gets hyped, every single time it ends up being an absolute shitshow failure 😭 nrg copers are not capable of learning 🤣 you have a silver aim grandpa stealing a paycheck in professional tier 1 competition 💀

-31

stopped reading at nrg a tier

nothing funnier than witnessing semen1’s downfall 😭🤣 we will be there for this paycheck stealer’s retirement tweet in 7 months 🔥💀💀

wardell would be like pele or wilt, he was farming in a plumbers era

yea vit who went quadruple ot because kc choked a 5v3 against a half buy look sooo much better

freemea copers sneaking in vit 💀 t1 and g2 clears so far

hes good but t3xture and buzz still clears

trace are actually good, put them in a bum region like freemea and they would farm every team

dragged down by semen1 unfortunately

trophy check
t1: 1 player with masters trophy
th: 4 finals 0 trophies 😂

theres no fluke involved in beating chokers that choked 4 finals 💀 replay the match a week later and it would have 5 finals choked 😂

frost is the biggest fraud in vct, that bum will be putting the fries in the bag as soon as primmie leaves

something counts as import

maybe prx and th will be able to win a trophy then

Step 6: Qualify to internationals
Step 7: Choke
Step 8: Fly home trophy less

yeah because they already banned twitch in korea.
soop is trying to build an international audience, thats why the rebrand from afreecatv, but are too arrogant to realise that it will never work with their shit platform

blame riot, nobody in korea wants to use that shit platform, especially to watch tier 2

soop happened
not even koreans use that shitty platform ffs

W
its time to learn chinese fr, get ready to stream on bilibili fatman 💀

no point going from a dead tier 2 to an even deader tier 2, better to stay in val and hope to take J0mkin or NcTrasher's spot next year

l0kia tax, meteor dropped 76 on their heads + allat to choke another finals 💀 minibot is the biggest choker of them all, wouldn’t have made a difference 😂

imagine losing to doma and kiles in 2025 💀 we havent even gotten to the first finals yet and those bums are already imploding 😭😭

freemea had to make their trailer hype because those bums certainly arent doing that with their gameplay 💀

'good valorant'
'ange1'
pick one

he's a part time entertainer, full time paycheck stealer

edit: mb its actually pretty entertaining watching this silver aim bum go -40 every series

TH have the least pressure, nobody expects those bums to win, we already know they're serial chokers

facts, every region won a trophy in 2024 except freemea 💀
and these bum teams had to resort to importing from americas, tier 27 farmer fl0r isnt going to save your doomed region lil bros 😭

meteor humbled TH and lifted in front of their faces something they will never achieve 😭 sit this one out lil bro

TH 4 finals 4 chokes 💀

marved 💀 someone tell that bum to just put the fries in the bag

freemea 0 trophies 2024 💀

scrims lmaooo 🤣 shame he cant do it in actual matches