nooooo chipi chapa's can't lose this...
Country: | Poland |
Registered: | May 16, 2021 |
Last post: | April 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM |
Posts: | 984 |
nooooo chipi chapa's can't lose this...
what having no CiS league does to mfs
B1sk vs Maniek = Cristiano vs Messi hahahah the caster is on it lol
wym man, it is a banger
from a 13-0 to an 18-20
longest game of the season incoming kek
holy shit case woke up big time
GM8 starting the season with two losses to vitality
main goal right now: beat BBL
but beating liquid would be amazing
damn mandatory just played themselves on split tbh
who's talking about koi here? the deflectionism is crazy
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dia1 before reset, not playing much now tho
144hz
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, k1rya. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the words "meow" and "KPI" 254 times each in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry VLR users holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at K1rya and calling him a Femboy and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, Kirya put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "meow" and "B1sk is the best player". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single VLR user in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over K1rya looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. K1rya started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was his new owner and he wanted to snuggle with me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow
mudryk about to get his first PL title and he will are win balon dor
brother I'm sorry but MXS, Oxygen, M80 and now also probably turtle troop all destroy MiBR, the first threee are arguably better than Furia
Loud is great but the other two need to step up this season imo
I think stax and sacy are arguable, C0m is similarly ranked imo, but Leo and Crashies are still certainly better
cauanzin was probably the best skye tho, that I'll admit
name doesn't check out, should be unfunnny_prank with these horrible baits
If that happens, I will admit Brazil deserved like 8 slots instead
these T2 NA teams are a constant reminder of how brazil never deserved 3 spots
giving them two was questionable tbh
NA: EG, Furia
EMEA: Koi
Pacific: idk
Marved drama refers to his matchfixing in tier 3 NA cs I'd assume, wich afaik he never got punished for
well they did replace them already and with pretty great players
Leo, Stax, C0m, Sacy and Crashies would like to have a word
he would need a major attitude adjustment to play cypher or viper, way too aggressive to play those
sova's been played on lotus before tho and with the skye nerfs I think he'll get played more, perhaps less than fade but he can be very good on this map (personally I prefer sova over fade on lotus)
in franchising he was played by Na'Vi during champs and by Secret back in Pacific, also Apeks and saw both played him in EMEA ascension so It's likely we'll see liquid use it
fade is ok but
you just destroyed him with facts and logic mate
breloof, time to log off, your carrer is done
comps might be getting switched up
I could see sova on lotus, split it depends what sen wanna play, maybe some sacy breach?
well you did say case could still be in the running lol
seen him in the tenstar days and tought he would get a chance in T1 soon for sure
then tenstar turned out to be a shit org, the team fell apart and he dissappeared for over a year
glad to see him back on a real team tho
tbh before the season I tought case would be in the running as well... but damn they are struggling
Barca actually going for the title, them vs KPI?
they have some solid players for this level tbh
something is deeply wrong with this squad tho
looking at the replies, 6/8 at least
Zywoo played 137 maps last year, and that is zywoo
some other examples?
well spooke holds the record 404 maps, the anonymo/honoris lineup has 394-395 maps on record, major quarterfinalists monte had around 350 - these are only HLTV games as well, so most open qualifiers and similar things don't count
but poor valorant players get burnt out after playing 10-30 matches so like 30-90 maps tops, really funny tbh
man the format sucks, so much will be based on what group you get drafted into it's insane and just unfair
they should've just kept LCQ and gave us one big 10 game league before the second masters event, something like 5 games, one a week, for each team then a break for a week or two and then another 5 games
as someone who watches CS I wish the OT's in CS worked like the ones in valorant
did people actually still think she cheated during the tournament?
youbreak masterclass inc
chipi chipi chapa chapa's take it 2-0 surely
oh shit I forgot incognito exists lol
Z10 takes it 2-0 unless pa1ze carries
no runner, no win
battle of mid
idk EP 2-1 ESC?