Simp4S0m
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Registered: March 30, 2023
Last post: December 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Yay haters are more delusional than the fans. Usually it's the other way around. OMG you guys are so delusional. "But he cwan't cawee anymwoe. He gwets aim dwiff evewy gwame. No chambwe no winđŸ„č" STFU. How about you aim to be different instead of posting the same shit as everyone. I find this funny because you guys are delusional you can't see that... sigh idk why I bother, it's like talking to walls with you haters. Yall are mad he destroyed your favorite players last year. If he does the same next year don't come running in here talking about "Bwut he wis uswing Swage, he's abusing OP agwent agwain đŸ„ș" đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
Btw Fenis talked about this 5 months ago and funny how this is relevant right now
https://youtu.be/9vxA1DhqGyg

posted about 2 years ago

We don’t lose rematches. Doesn’t matter if it’s from last year đŸ€Ł

posted about 2 years ago

Easiest money of my life đŸ€Ł I bet my entire life saving (future kids college fund) My kids are set for life I love to see it

posted about 2 years ago

0/8

posted about 2 years ago

Woooow so disrespectful :/

posted about 2 years ago

Who cars. He’s rich this is nothing for him. He earning them back with 1 month of streaming

posted about 2 years ago

Apparently some people are able to use an app that shows the name pf players even on streamer mode

posted about 2 years ago

Or add Will so Yay Will Clear

posted about 2 years ago

:/

posted about 2 years ago

Fenis has a word for you all

https://youtu.be/9vxA1DhqGyg

posted about 2 years ago

I’m on a right track baby I was born this way

posted about 2 years ago

Hating on the best is a cool thing apparently. TenZ was the best and got a lot of hate. Yay was the best and got a lot of hate. Something will get a lot of hate next year, mark my words!

posted about 2 years ago

kkkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

Like I just wanna lay in my bed you know?
I Don't feel like picking up my phone either
So i think they should just leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Maybe I should kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Ain’t Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, nah
I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking man

posted about 2 years ago

The ranked games I played today definitely made me cry uwu

posted about 2 years ago

vlr is a wattpad, twitter, facebook, youtube etc. VLR is everything! This is why I heckin love VLR

posted about 2 years ago

I’m just not there
Life’s just not fair

posted about 2 years ago

Me when I don’t know that Valorant is a team game

posted about 2 years ago

Ofc. Derke, Sayf, cNed must be shaking right now. They are being pressured to show result. But they don’t really need to worry because Yay definitely won’t go to EMEA kkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

Smart kid right here (and after Tokyo it will be NRG > LOUD)

posted about 2 years ago

It happened with you too I guarantee

posted about 2 years ago

Bro?? I thought we were friends T_T

posted about 2 years ago

Allat

posted about 2 years ago

Ahhhh what a beautiful day 😌 I made some breakfast
. I felt so good. “Do I really wanna play Valorant today? I kinda feel like just relaxing
.” said me. “Ok fine I’m not playing today I’ll play tomorrow instead” I replied to myself. A few hours later “I’m kinda bored let me play Valorant, just a few games” “Yeah I agree, I’ll play” warms up in deathmatch “Holy I’m feeling good today. Let’s play some ranked LFG! I feel like I win every games today 😈”
Oh boy, he definitely didn’t know what was gonna happen..
First game 11-13, “All goods, first game warm up anyway. We go next”
.
Second game 11-13 “FVCK I’M CLOSE AGAIN, NEXT!”.
3rd game 5-13
. “Nahhhh I’m not the problem. Next!”
4th game 13-2 “YESSSS NOW WE WIN THE NEXT TOO!”
teammates instalocks Chamber, Phoenix, Gekko and Neon “Fvck, they better be good” 5th game 6-13. They weren’t good
“OMG I lose everything đŸ„ș, but I can’t end this day on lose, we go next!”
Proceeds to lose the next 5 games “WAAAAAAAHHHH I CAN’T WIN! :’( All Goods, we win next game”
Lose another 2 FVCK, LET ME Q AGAIN!! I WIN NEXT FOR SURE!! 😡”
Loses “AAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOO I WIN NEXT FR THIS TIME!!! I CAN’T END THIS ON LOSE!!!”
Map is fracture “Fvck this shit I’m done” Alt f4

“Sadge
 Why did I keep Q’ing” said me, who has finally been woken up from the illusion of tilt Q’ing after alt f4’ing. What a sad day, we are just victims. You lose, you lose then you lose. You convince yourself that you will win next. You wins next and that gives you hope, until you lose the next 6 games, then you win 1, gives you hope again, and lose 8 games
 Nothing matters, everything is trash.. Why do we Q? Just to suffer? Whatever
 I move on
 “OH SHIT I HAVE THE MAGEPUNK OP IN MY STORE! BUYING TIME!”
. “Ahhh I feel better, Alexa play Street Lights by Kanye West”

Let me know
Do I still got time to grow?
Things ain't always set in stone
That be known let me know
Let me

posted about 2 years ago

Watching matches >>>>

posted about 2 years ago

How it feels to drink NRG like the energy drink kkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

Babe woke me up and told me there’s new drama in town

posted about 2 years ago

I said, "He's so sweet, make her wanna lick the wrapper"
So I let her lick the rapper Hahaha!
She-She-She licked me like a lollipop
She— She licked me like a lollipop, l-lollipop
Sh-Sh-She licked me like a lollipop
She— She licked me like a lollipop, lollipop

posted about 2 years ago

What

posted about 2 years ago

You have my heart
and we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
but you'll still be my star
Baby, 'cause in the dark,
you can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you, I'll always share

posted about 2 years ago

Now you know it's really gonna blow
 pooh!

posted about 2 years ago

Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite
Our friends, our drinks, we get inspired
Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

posted about 2 years ago

10

posted about 2 years ago

The best player in the world last year? kkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

That was beautiful

posted about 2 years ago

Dayum F0rsaken have balls

posted about 2 years ago

America’s was 4am for me, I just slept earlier and woke up early lolz

posted about 2 years ago

I watch at work. We are not the same kekw

posted about 2 years ago

It’s probably because Something played Reyna. (Not saying it makes him better, just think thi sis the reason behind the hype)

posted about 2 years ago

OMEGALUL

posted about 2 years ago

e5

posted about 2 years ago

And btw when they were against DRX the first time, a lot of people were posting about how Something can’t do anything against good team kekw

https://www.vlr.gg/184472/paper-rex-vs-drx-champions-tour-2023-pacific-league-w4/?game=119558&tab=overview

posted about 2 years ago

Something is just farming T2 Japan
See? Something was just farming T2 Japan
Something is just farming Pacific <—- you are here
See? Something was just farming Pacific
Something just got lucky in Masters
Something is the best player in the world!

posted about 2 years ago

Ok Shahzam

posted about 2 years ago

Barbers or Salon?

posted about 2 years ago

Ardiis clutch. Best clutch in Valorant for sure

posted about 2 years ago

Nothing matters tbh. I just want to chill. In the end you gonna have to work to pay your bills. You’re too tired to do anything else after work. On your day off you just want to chill because you’re too drained to do anything else. I’ve accepted that this is my life and it feels better than coping it’s gonna get better. I’m just at work clocking in waiting to clock out and at the end of the day, a cold beer is waiting for me in the fridge. Is it bad? Maybe but it makes me feel better

posted about 2 years ago

I don’t take drugs lil bro

posted about 2 years ago
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