Only Verno here deserves a team
| Flag: | Australia |
| Registered: | April 29, 2026 |
| Last post: | November 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM |
| Posts: | 341 |
Yashwatama Yadav chewing on that Khat mid-game for a confidence boost
I think Korean players stop trying when they have military duty. They should send Foreign Tik Tok dancers like TenZ instead and keep him there. Munchkin sold many games on T1 because his head wasn't in the game.
He is doing the N4rrate glitch - Get exposed in Americas and go to EMEA to farm. At least N4rrate made it far on a good team. Yet again Asspas joined a mickey team so he can look like their lord and saviour. Beat some bad teams and start baiting against good ones, even when you lose 13-6 13-7, you still go positive with a >1.0 rating. Very clever, Statspas.
Ban Boaster. He was probably in on it
We would never cheat like this.
Also, Current Autumn > Boaster
New team vs Experienced team of cheaters. Trexx and Derke might not be washed. Boo is keeping his job for now.
He abandoned your team mid-season to go on a spiritual journey like a monk
Worst duo to reach champs final? The other 3 carried so hard that year. Thank Gen G and EDG for not giving these bums a trophy, the world would have exploded. Getting smurfed on in Open Qualifiers is a new low.
Now that Brazil has top tier players, let's stop pretending Aspas is the goat.
He got carried by Loud and made a career out of farming K/D. People act like he took 4 bums to Champs 2025 which is not the case at all, he had very good support players. The following year he had even more freedom to build a solid team and instead picked up 2 frauds. He barely shows up to interviews, refuses to entry, always locks Jett when things get difficult and can't frag like he used to. No one cares for his Aura Farming, nonchalant gimmick anymore. Either take the minimum salary (he won't) or find 4 noob teammates in open qualifiers and bait them.
For quite some time, you can scroll through completed matches and see 13-0s, 2.0+ ratings, 400+ ACS and >5kd
The losing teams aren't complete dogshit either. They're high ASC/Immo who would 13-0 a team of average players all day. Levels to ts
Inspire
Primmie
Sandz
JonahP
Demon1
c0m
Cheatcode
Wardell
Autumn
T0nz is washed
Crashies is old
B0zz is inconsistent
St0x is ass
Izu can't carry these frauds
Sacy coaching is just silly
Team assembled for vibes and fun. Probably disbanding after like 3 matches.
D0rke on Aura Farming🥶
Shiteor on QT DICK 8======D
Botster on Gentile Goys✡️
V0lyn on Fraudnatic🤬
Jawgem*ssad on Shitality💩
Dinosaur era ended when partnership began but that doesn't make 2022 a plumber era as well. It didn't occur at a specific point in time, rather the 'Plumber era' is a recurring phase. Here is what is looks like:
2020 - All year, dinosaur + Plumber
2021 - All year, dinosaur + Plumber
2022 - All year, dinosaur + Elite
2023 - Lock in = Plumber, Tokyo = Plumber, L.A = Elite
2024 - Madrid = Plumber, Shanghai = Elite, Seoul = Elite
2025 - Bangkok = Elite, Toronto = Plumber, Paris = Elite
2026 - All year, Plumber
Cane is a victim in CN tier 1
They weren't as hyped in the previous year. Sayo stocks were high at the end of 2025. Coaches and players glazed him like crazy
2024 - Woot best prodigy, loses champs finals
2025 - Kaajak best prodigy, loses champs finals
2026 - Sayonara best prodigy, loses champs finals
2027 - Canezerra best prodigy? Loses champs finals?
J0nggg being 'The greatest Raze of all time' is as impressive as Boaster being 'The greatest Astra of all time.'
A very empty title since Raze got left in the dust a long time ago.
The meta duelists on most maps have always been Jett, Phoenix, Yoru and Neon.
The nature of Raze's abilities makes it difficult to set up plays in this era. The agent was built for brain-dead 'W key' players like J0nggg.
None of the greatest duelists care enough about Raze to only play her. It's shameful that bots like J0nggg and Assuna can spam Raze and Phoenix to stat-pad and look good to casual viewers.
pr0mm00 the "best player" lol. He should learn English or get ready to flip burgers
Clearly there isn't a donk of Valorant because it's hard to tell who you're talking about. So many players are LFT
Too many numbers/objective stats in VLR. Should we make a subjective stat like Aura?
There aren't enough entertaining personalities in Val, sometimes you need a team like this.
br0wk failed to abuse the odin in 2026 and he certainly won't pull it off in 2027.
"He literally made teams change their playstyle!"😱
That's how the game works retard. Often you adapt and work around the 1 thing that's causing the most trouble. Players were training exclusively to counter Prime Less' insane movement but that didn't make him an unkillable demon, and he fell off quickly. Eeiu with his insane rifle and utility is more valuable than br0wk's rusty 0din.
Cane is not up there with Sayo, Kachoww, Kozzy etc. This guy farmed when Eggsterr was dominating, shows how low the level was and how lucky he was to avoid academy players.
Greatest Mickey Mouse winners who did not even place top 3 at the end of their best season and didn't do shit once other regions got good
Good move but they kicked the wrong guy. Forkbacon was on the chopping block but he's apparently the main caller (LOL) and J0nggg is clearly washed but the "nt kub🥺" crowd would never let that happen.
They freed Canezerra for good behaviour. You think Tay K is getting out soon?
Got carried by an old man and now they benched him🤣🤣
Now they are gonna lose to 5 random kids from the streets of Manila 🇵🇭
"nt bang pls dont blame urself u did well we proud of u kub🫂🫂 rest well after this see u kub
nt jj~ 🥺🥺 get lots of rest for now and we'll wait for u guys in stage 1~!! you come back stronger. we believe!!! 💪🏻❤️
ggnt kub 🥺🫳🏻🐹 no worries naa, ask p'kla to buy ticket for u nong jing and im always proud of you ♥♥♥
NT KUB NONG JING , take care of yourself , thanks for your hard-working for all the times and comeback stronger kub see ya in split 1 ♡♡♡ we lose today but didn't mean we lose forever and always be by your side until you get the trophy kub ♡♡♡
ggnt jj, we are always here to support you so don't be too hard on yourself okay ❤️
ggnt nong, you’re doing good so far, rest well and comeback stornger nong 🫂
Penaldo finished in Camel league, d0rke retiring on Team Aura Farming👻
How long before people say they want franchising back? Your favourite players from the plumber era will go on a little gimmick run but it will get boring quickly and you will want structured games back.
I give it a solid 2 months.
Autumn and I will form a superteam and put OCE on the map.
If my game was dying then I would dumb it down as much as possible so even 10 year old kids could play it and occasionally buy skins with their birthday money.
Higher rating at Kick-off than Brawk, Trent, Verno, Keiko and Aspas. We know SEN isn't doing shit anyway so just let JonhQT farm K/D while Inspire does the work.
Fucked over by C9, DSG, Bleed and EG: unserious orgs that disbanded and crashed. Best player in the world turned into the biggest meme. I want to see him compete again🥺🥺🥺
The season itself was mid, don't let the off-season be boring. We should cancel ardiis again or something idk
This part of his legendary reply:
Chronically online loser, you have 9400 posts on this platform only spreading hate"CHRONICALly online loser, 9400 posts."
9 + 4 + 0 + 0 = 13
POPPIN KNEW THAT CHRONICLE WOULD LOSE 1-3 IN THE GRAND FINALS OF CHAMPS!!!
We are all fat as fuck and goon all day
Radiant boosts his bronze e-girl Darker
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