CHAPTER ONE:
[1:1] IN THE BEGINNING WHEN ROB MOORE CREATED SENTINELS
[1:2] THE EARTH WAS A FORMLESS VOID AND THERE WERE NO ORGS EXCEPT SENTINELS
[1:3] THEN ROB MOORE SAID "LET THERE BE SENTINELS"; AND THERE WAS SENTINELS
[1:4] AND ROB MOORE SAW THAT SENTINELS WAS GOOD, AND HE SEPERATED SENTINELS FROM THE OTHER ORGS
[1:5] ROB MOORE CALLED THE DAY SENTINELS, AND THE DARKNESS HE CALLED 100T. AND THERE WAS NRG AND THERE WAS G2.
[1:6] AND ROB MOORE SAID, LET THERE BE A SENTINELS HQ IN LA.
[1:7] SO ROB MOORE MADE THE SENTINELS HQ IN LA.
[1:8] ROB MOORE CALLED THE HQ SENTINELS HQ. AND THERE WAS ALSO 100T AND MIBR HQ.
[1:9] AND ROB MOORE SAID "LET THE MIBR HQ AND SEN HQ BE IN THE SAME PLACE. AND IT WAS SO.
[1:10] ROB MOORE CALLED THE GOOD OFFICE AREA SEN HQ. AND THE BAD ONES MIBR HQ. AND ROB MOORE SAW THAT THAT WAS OK.
[1:11] THEN ROB MOORE SAID "LET THE SENTINELS HQ PUT FORTH PCS WITH GOOD SPECS. AND KEYBOARDS OF EVRTY KIND BUT MOUSES THAT WERE SPECIFICALLY RAZER. AND IT WAS SO.
[1:12] THE SENTINELS HQ BROUGHT FORTH PERIPHERALS OF EVRY KIND,. AND MONIORS THAT WERE ONLY 360+ HZ AND ROB MOORE SAW THATG IT WAS GOOD.
[1:13] AND THERE WAS THE REST OF THE HQS.
[1:14] AND ROB MOORE SAID "LET THERE BE DOORS IN THE OFFICES TO SEPERATE THE DIFFERENT OFFICES AND LET THERE BE SIGNS THAT SHOW THE OFFICES SEPERATED BUT HABVE GLASS WINDOWS IN SOME OF THE ROOMS SO THERES GODO SUNLIGHT SO PEOPLE DONT GET MAD AND HAVE SOME DESK PLANTS BUT NO TOO MANY DESK PLANTS BUT ALSO WE NEED TO WATER THEM SO HAVE THE INTERNS DO THAT BECASUE WE PAY THEM TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT THANK YOU.
[1:15] AND LET THE LIGHTS BE LED NOT FLOURSECENT" AND IT WAS SO.
[1:16] ROB MOORE BOUGHT THE TWO GREAT LIGHTS, THE OFFICE FIXTURES AND THEN THE ONES THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT MORE MDOERN BUT NOT TOO MODERN CAUSSE THATS A BIT EXPENSIVE BUT ITS OKAY BEACUSE THEYRE GONNA MAKE THEYRE MONEY BACK.
[1:17] ROB MOORE SET THEM IN ALL THE ROOMS BUT MADE SURE TO GIVE THEM NATURAL LIGHT BECASUSE NATURAL LIGHT IS GOOD FOR VITAMIN C,.
[1:18] TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE HEALTHY. AND ROB MOORE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD.
[1:19] AND THEN THEY LET THE CONTRACTOR DO STUFF.
[1:20] AND ROB MOORE SAID "LET THERE BE SOSME OFFICE PETS
[1:21] SO ROB MOORE BOUGHHT SOME PETS BUT THEY DIDNT MAKE IT BECASUE TRHWE INTERN FORGOT TO PUT WATER IN THE WATERTING TANK. AND ROB MOORE WAS A LITTLE MAD.
[1:22] THEN ROB MOORE BLKESSED THEM BY SAYING "BE CRACKED AND TAG SENTINELS ON TWITTER AND LET THE CLIPS MULTIPLY ON THE EARTH."
[1:23] AND THERE WERE SOME TWITTER CLIPS.
[1:24] AND ROB MOORE SAID "LET THE CLIPS BRING FORTH FANS OF EVERY KIND: DIE HARDS AND BANDWAGONERS AND TWO FACED FANS AND WEIRD FANS AND COOL FANS OF EVERY KIND. AND IT WAS SO.
[1:25] ROB MOORE MADE THE FANS OF THE EARTH EVERY KIND, AND THE BANDWAGONERS OF EVERY KIND, AND THE DIE HARDS OF EVERY KIND, AND EVERYONE THAT TAGGED SENTINELS ON TWITTER OF EVERY KIND. AND ROB MOORE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD.
[1:26] THEN ROB MOORE SAID "LET US MAKE A ROSTER IN OUR IMAGE, ACCORDING TO OUT LIKENESS, AND LET THEM HAVE A GOOD PAYCHECK AND HOTEL ROOMS THAT WE PAY FOR, AND UBERS THAT WE PAY FOR TOO, AND THEN LET US MAKE SURE TO FLY THEM WITH OUR OWN MONEY SO THAT THEY DONT FEEL FINACIALLY STRESSED AND THEY ARE FINACNIALLY FREE SO THEY DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUDGETING WHEN WE'RE INVITED TO STUFF."
[1:27] SO ROB MOORE CREATED THE ROSTGER IN HIS IMAGE, I THE IMAGE OF ROB MOORE HE CREATED THEM, THE PLAYERS AND STAFF HE CREATED THEM.
[1:28] ROB MOORE BLESSED THEM, AND ROB MOORE SAID TO THEM "BE CRACKED AND POST CLIPS ON TWTITTER, AND FILL THE EARTH UP WITH #GOSENTINELS ON TWITTER, AND MAKE SURE TO TAG SENTINELS WHEN YOU POST A TWITTER CLIP AND WE GOTCHU WITH SPONSORSHUPOS."
[1:29] ROB MOORE SAID"SEE I AHVE GIVEN YOU EVERY PC PERIPHERAL AND SETUP YOU NEED THAT IS IN THE WORLD, AND EVERY MOUSE WITH WIRELESS AND GOOD POLLING RATE, AND EVERY MONITOR WITH 360 HZ BUT ITS NOT BOTYTLENECKED BECAUSE THE PCS ARE GOOD TOO.
[1:30] AND ALSO WE GOTCHU WOOTINGS BUT THEYRTE A LITTLE EXPENSIVER SO MAKE SURE IF ANYONE ASKS YOU TELL THEM THAT TYHEYRE WOOTIGN AND MAKE SURE YOU GIVE AS SHOUTOUT ON STREAM BEACAUSE WE PAID FOR THEM THRUGH A SPONSORSJIP BUT WOOTINGF DOESNT NORMALLY GIVE SPONSORSHIPS SO REALLY BE GRATEFUL THJANKS GUYS."
[1:31] ROB MOORE SAW EVERYTHING THAT HE MADE, AND INDEED IT WAS VERY GOOD. AND THEN THERE WAS @SENTINELS ON TWITTER.