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| Registered: | August 31, 2021 |
| Last post: | April 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM |
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Hello sir I am cautiously hopeful for a DRX top four placement.
Yeah, I'm a proper fan now, but I started supporting them in late 2020 as they were the top team at a good timezone.
Only top team in late 2020/early 2021 that is a good timezone for us. The only reason I became a fan.
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Not horrible
This is a full transcript of shrek
A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text:
SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss.
The voice laughs. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed.
SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -
We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign.
In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
Villager 1: Think it's in there?
Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!
Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob.
SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
The mob gasp.
SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...
Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear.
Villagers: No!
SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it.
Villager 1: Right...
Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming.
SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away.
Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can.
SHREK: And stay out! (
He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud.
SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"?
He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground.
Gotta throw chronicle into that argument.
My agent pictures didn't load so I had to guess what the agents were.
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NVM IM FUCKING STUPID AND THOUGHT RUSSIA IN YELLOW MEANT RUSSIAN
WTF he's not russian he's from finland according to vlr
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AFAIK it occurs when your teammate stops and starts defusing a certain number of times, to stop throwers who almost stick half and then stop midway through after all the enemies are defeated.
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thats a hard one
I worded that wrong. PPRX is the best asian team, and DRX and EDG are challengers to that title this even IMO. I wrote down the "contendors for second" wrong.
nah, pprx is the best asian team right now, DRX and EDG are both contenders for second
So VMS need to win 1 of two matches to make the next frence VRL?
PRX 3-1 100T, DRX in 5/6th as usual.
I have been shafted every masters or champions, but this one hits different. Happening in the middle of my evidence exams (basically just a practice but still important), and games start at 12 am. I'm just not going to be able to watch much of champions this year.
6'5" (196cm) 110kg
Wait bazzi played on lan with crazy racoon?
come on guys it hasn't happened
yet
This format is worse than the APAC lcq. The winner of ONS vs KONE is forced to play a BO5 immediately after. That is such a big disadvantage to the winner of ONS vs KONE, why do riot keep scheduling their regional play-offs like this?
Holy shit ONS did something!!!
Onsla2ers please do something here, for the love of korea
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If this team does not make franchising please DRX for the love of god drop rb and buy meteor. This guy is just so fucking good oh my god.
It's pronounced Kay-One and not Cone (like ice cream cone)??????
Well, I mean, they might not place 3rd?
Hahahahahahahaha :(
Why are yall so patrioc, go have these arguments in the cricket and rugby fourms
I have been supporting guard since stage 1. Just don't want to change flair as i'm more of a DRX fan. #STANDGUARD
Who are y'alls predictions for the eventual winners of champions?
I guess, but it feels like this will just put a large asterisk on bleeds victory if they win.
Why do apac VCT orginisers keep making lower bracket teams play mulitple important series in a row. In stage two Xerxia had to play a BO3 followed directly by a BO5, and this time Onic has to play another BO3 after three 13-11 maps. Such a major unfair disadvantage, really disappointing
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