Hey slashy, quandale dingle here

Congratulations on having no life
My goofy ahh uncle Netero will bring you a gift

Quandale Dingle here

My goofy ahh uncle Netero just sent me a funny meme scooby doo laugh
Just kidding he actually sent me a virus and now all my info was leaked WHAT

My cousin Dongalagondes Dale used my credit card to buy valulrant points WHAT THE FUCK
I am currently on the most wanted list of the FBI OH NO

He tried to eat my booty

UPDATE: I lost all my money again
I will never bet on tenz again

Quandale Dingle here

I lost all my money betting on the fraud OH NO
My goofy ahh friend John Dingus bribed 100T to lose to TSM
I am currently living in the streets looking for any money to bet on tenzinels WHAT
They have the best coach, rawkarius ass hehshwuwhsj

Quandale Dingle here

I have been arrested for posting the truth in vlr WHAT
My goofy ahh friend trembolonus and ballus saxus managed to break out of prison NO

Ballsax got caught before entering the plane OH NO
Me and trembolonus separated on the way to europe

We will take over the world on December 12th, 2022 hehehehhheh

Just like your country

My guess is 3 minutes

Quandale dingle here
My friend cilantrous dingalus consumed too much viagra
And now he is hated worldwide hehehehe
My goofy ahh friend spectre martin will complete 90 years today and with triple the age of tront he still skill diffs him
WHAT

Hey guys, quandale dingle here
I put a camera in ratzam's computer and caught him using cheats OH NO
My cousin 10z put some gamer juice in my drink and I went to sleep for a really long time ZzZzZz