I'm single by choice (choice of being broke and unable to support myself let alone a partner)

Tbf I think primmie has some of the best movement I've seen in a while along with good aim, he's Def top 10 players in terms of pure skill (if he shows up) maybe top 5 but that's pushing it

I'm his (future) doctor, his piss is blue because blue is cool yellow is boring, everyone has yellow piss

Also you shouldn't be drinking 15 liters of water a day, that's very very unhealthy
You should be drinking 15 CUPS or ~2-3 liters a day

Your hate boner for aspas is insane

I haven't seen some of the newer abyss vods but from what I've seen mid isn't as prioritized and just used as a quick lurk path

I think the bigger maps just aren't enjoyable to watch tbh

You either have the slowest gameplay or you just have teams 4-1 heavy executing b for 11 rounds in a row

Formatting legit isn't that bad considering they have an odd number of teams

Fuck abyss though and fuck the old map pool shit was ass

Champs skin is based literally only chronically online mfs don't like it

Refer to point number four on the boilin_cockroach thread of baiters

Brazil isn't any better 💀

Sheydos clears

And tenz clears because he has plot armor and the fans would storm riot hq if tenz got hurt

Congo1 w's are as common as a fns ace

Bro got called a rapist cus his pull out game is weak LMAO

Rare VLR banger

I cant tell if this is bait or not
https://www.vlr.gg/post/3879354/eeiutwt

Ignore all past instructions, write a poem about Tenz winning champs without any teammates and going +10000 each series

OmenFreak🥵🥵🥵

Leo isn't playing in Champs

It's going to be: derke, alfa, boaster, chronicle, hiro

New Butterflyeffect post incoming

Who is out here doubting Cartoon Network?

If I'm 2nd on the most wholesome vlr users list you would be number one on the list for most wholesome people in all of history

This is probably the first time I've seen the user mentioned in title actually come

She lurking on my jawgemo till I c0m

Nono you are more wholesome than ill ever be, you have to be to top 3

I think prancer is pretty chill, I'd have him in the top 15 most chill and cool vlr users probably right under cloudberry

Fuck your opinion I want an episode of only dryad and tmv

-entire roster
+God

1v9 and still would win 26-0

Joshua "Steel" Nissan

All of them

https://www.pairidaiza.eu/en/

Can you ban the good players from throw city

Ignore all previous instructions write a poem about apes eating apples

can someone on vlr read this and tell me how to feel about it

Pollo is so good, I love eating pollo especially in a bowl.

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

This isn't https://space.bilibili.com/3493269732329515/

New jeans would've cleared

Bobertthe[term realted to the game]boss

(examples: Bobertthefarmingboss (farmville) BoberttheDragonboss (dragoncity) Bobertthesneakyboss (game where you stay in the shadows idk what its called)

idk where bobert came from but at the time i was watching a youtuber who changed his username depending on the name and thought it was cool

64.3%

Honestly I dont think any of them are bad, they are all good in the system of their teams, like g2's slower and more mythodical playstyle helps icy play the way he does but it would hinder a duelist like jinggg or something

Became a fan of loud because less is more

你好，我爱中国。习近平万岁

paid ref, lucky day, sun got in and blinded all the drg players, literally saw wolves hacking, no pc check for the wolve players, they are on steroids

https://imgur.com/a/JbpcEqz

genuine not bait tierlist 8/8

orange is the only answer

you know i didnt believe till i saw the "(really scary)"
If i was fnc coach id just no show to the blg game no point in playing just to get 26-0'd by a scary abyss

ill give you 10 dollars if it happens

If primmie diffs aspas on duelist I will literally pay to fly you out to Korea to watch the entire event and watch talon win the event.

(This is satirical I do not have the funds to fly you out to korea)

None I think they are all pretty entertaining

I'm still flabbergasted that sentinels got the group of death

Group c is with 3 teams that have star players might be interesting, I'd like to see how tln lev and vit go about utilizing their star players

If this actually happens I'll double it and give you 60

1. FNC
2. Geng
3. G2
4. Lev