CHRONICLE IS ABOUT TO RELEASE A CELEBRATORY SEX TAPE IN HONOUR OF BEING THE FIRST PLAYER TO LIFT 2 TROPHIES

🥱 Derke and Chronicle not even needed

NEVER

GOATICLE

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

isnt that just his tongue

clip wtf?

toaster not too bad

those 2 "mid" teams destroyed tournament favorites

Next map is LOTUS bro, remember how they buttraped NaVi who were looking great on split as well they still hold a lot of the cards

not free as in like bad competition, free as in like they were never taken out of their preparation

ACEND was good vs EU in 2021, but against Americas and APAC they were more 50/50, they were never really tested much out of their comfort zone. They barely won vs VK proves that they could have gotten upsetted if there were more apac/SA teams in their bracket

I've seen derke play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

nah ACEND were very 1trick vs EU teams, almost lost to VK and lost to 100T, their saving grace was gambit and liquid destroying all non-eu competition for ACEND to get a free playoffs bracket since they prepared mostly for the best eu teams

stats

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with LOUD, because they can't beat anything FeelsGoodMan 󠀀

nah, gambit and liquid would have eaten them alive

instant jinx

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EU supremacy is real tho, NAVI are already great, if cNed is enabled better in future games they are title contenders, TL as well if they just get time to replace soulass and shitppi and KOI can become good if they drop shitfen and put sheydos on sage/reyna

even alfajer recognizes the goat and his brilliance

Less lurking style was wholly copied by nAts

that top 3 that has shitcas and redgar's english debuff

give them 2 months and they'll sweep ur entire region + ur best player from bronzil (less) copied nAts style so we legit planted ur seed

alliance broadband moment

when was the last time shitzil actually won vs a top 3 emea team?

dude wtf

ANGE1
Chronicle
Shao
nAts
Derke

Honestly asspass is so overhyped, if buzz wasnt asleep rn he'd get exposed for being horsebad

Duelist: Derke, BuZz, cNed
Initiator (Recon): Leo, Crashies, Trexx
Initiator (Flash): , Cauanzin, Zyppan
Controller: MaKo, Nivera, CHICHOO
Sentinel: Sheydos, SUYGETSU, nAts
Flex: Chronicle, Shao, Rb
Oper: Yay, Derke, Zmjjkk
IGL: kiNgg,ANGE1,Stax

https://imgur.com/a/WNujqea

how will he ever recover from this

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where's NA at

All time worst loss is definitely gambit vs G2 in berlin

DERRICK WHO?
NA WHO?
WHERE NA TEAMS IN SEMIFINALS?

I’ve seen Derke play, he doesn’t even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent’s eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, h

pretty obvious

Kyedae likes the clout and likes him it seems so no reason for her to leave and i know tenz wouldnt leave her, he seems too soft for that

shaz will defo get tired of the bitch hes dating, tenS is literally engaged theres no way they break up now

balla sucks, panpoc is way better than those guys

wtf has sick been saying i genuinelky dont know

99+1gypsies he says

only half decent NA team is NRG, C9 need time to work better together, SEN need to disband and let TenZ have a kid in peace and EG needs to sign their 4 fans to the main roster

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

Still, he is supposed to be the star and reliable carry of SEN and he showed that he has gaps in his play, not a good display tbh but not horrible as you say

in terms of pure stats he played 2nd fiddle to derke that entire game

https://www.vlr.gg/167368/sentinels-vs-fnatic-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-omega-ro16/?game=113101&tab=overview
12-14 0.86 is not good

wasnt getting owned

derke jett diffing him hard on haven KEKW

Sentinel players aren't supposed to hard carry, that's the duelists job

T0nz played duelist and got diffed hard, its a different case

"TenZ played good today"

dude dropped a sub 1.0 rating wdym

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

so when our dog teams lose in alpha bracket its cool but when SEN T0NZ throws vs fnatic its suddenly too much? na frog

"omg omg t0nz batchest t0nz batchest t0nz i heckin love sen t0nz sen t0nz guys hes married sen t0nz dad buff sen t0nz ez win vs shitnatic alliance broadband omg sen t0nz will diff shiterke shiticle and shitleo guys omg sen t0nz" - NA frogs

GEE GEEE SHITNA ALL TEAMS ELIMINATED GEEE GEEE RELYING ON SOUTH AMERICA TO COME INTO PLAYOFFS GEEE GEEEE

f0rsaken isnt bad man, its PRX's style of playing becoming alzheimers thats the problem

tho throwcas and shitppi need to go ASAP, that bit is true