aspas at 2022 champs has 0.98 tournament rating and derke had way higher he cleared
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| Registered: | November 16, 2022 |
| Last post: | June 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM |
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aspas at 2022 champs has 0.98 tournament rating and derke had way higher he cleared
The truth about alfajer
Hello! My name is Emir "Alfajer" Goblin King Ali Better, and I am a player for Fanatic. They call me the goblin king because I can sniff these lurkers with my powerful nose. Boostio? I cook those. When it comes to VALORANT, I never lose. Cypher? My habibi has the best toes. Boaster girlfriend looks like a piece of fried potatoes. Trust me, I know. Why do I know? Because I am the Goblin King. Here are some of my masterclasses:
VCT Masters Tokyo
VCT LOCK//IN SOUTH NA
VCT Champions TURKIYE.
So, now you know just how good the goblin king is. Be careful, if I win another tournament, my rizz will extend to your mother as well as everyone else's mother. You have been warned.
Derke cleared him in 2022, imagine winning and ur “star duelist” isnt even going positive rating XDDDDDDD
I dont see fatess dropping 1.31 tournament rating
2022 aspas? The same aspas who didnt even put up a 1.0 rating at champs? Derke clears tbh
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/de1ty%23BRAUN/overview pls explain how i placed plat3 while throwing all the placements
everyone on EG (especially jawgemo)
Coach: Enghh
nAts d3ffo Jemkin Kr1stal +1 (maybe vici to smokes with kr1stal igl)
edshot machine >>> m0nyeet d0p and 0ccurate
Do you honestly think you're fooken funny, fooken with my friends? Seriously, you're a fooken ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fooken angry little fooken spastic.
OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTube ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?
Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FOOKEN COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FOOKEN SPASTIC.
Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fooken over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fooken borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fooken stoopid. They’re fooken ignorant little cunts And you’re just a fooken retard.
Do you honestly think you're fooken funny, fooken with my friends? Seriously, you're a fooken ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fooken angry little fooken spastic.
OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTube ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?
Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FOOKEN COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FOOKEN SPASTIC.
Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fooken over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fooken borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fooken stoopid. They’re fooken ignorant little cunts And you’re just a fooken retard.
take a wook at this fuckew wight hewe, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea fow an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, weww what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the mowning and think, WOW i suwe do feew wike a massive fucking stone today! It pwovokes me whenevew i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i weawwy wanna do is dwive down to the emoji headquawtews, find the computew that hosts this specific emoji 🗿 and wight it on fiwe! I'd wike to push it off a cwiff and watch it shattew into itty bitty pieces. And peopwe just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hiwawious and owiginaw. I'ww use it in evewy comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You'we a fucking stone you have no goaws, you wiww nevew accompwish anything in wife apawt fwom pissing me off! Moyai, mowe wike go die! Fuckew.
take a wook at this fuckew wight hewe, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea fow an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, weww what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the mowning and think, WOW i suwe do feew wike a massive fucking stone today! It pwovokes me whenevew i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i weawwy wanna do is dwive down to the emoji headquawtews, find the computew that hosts this specific emoji 🗿 and wight it on fiwe! I'd wike to push it off a cwiff and watch it shattew into itty bitty pieces. And peopwe just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hiwawious and owiginaw. I'ww use it in evewy comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You'we a fucking stone you have no goaws, you wiww nevew accompwish anything in wife apawt fwom pissing me off! Moyai, mowe wike go die! Fuckew.
Top is known in league, idk whotf oh my god are and also weibo, fpx, ig and nip are much bigger than tyloo and ASE. That’s why they were selected.
Bro really brought up ivs and evs as if they only started existing now
Best: mr_goudas
worst: all shitmericas and shitmea flairs
C9 spent all their money on loltronic and godfecto
Shitmericas: all
Shitmea: every manager making the roster moves. Seriously, who the fuck thought rodgor igling english with jampee and soulass was a good idea?
0trophiesPAC: Idk botssi or something
China: woo zee
Asc1 rn, vcc 5stacks hitting hard on my stats https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/wondrr%23NBH/overview
ur speaking a little too much yappanese there
Boobs legend gaming < EG and t1 ngl, nrgs group was free -fnc but they bottled it cause they’re trash
ScreaM didnt fuck him, KC did. Nivera wouldn’t have made champs without him.
Aint no way sayf is off tl while jampee gets to stay
NRG over FUT when nrg had the easiest group and still didnt qual?
2 global lan trophy vs 0
So why isnt chronicle here
Prime guangzhou giants material here ngl, could beat limexx
Bro meatriding Demon1 🫵🤡💀💀 after he destroy ur team. Where are you when he lose vs PRX in upper bracket final. you made fun of him 1 week ago. 🤡🤡😂🫵
Keeping lowxo is an L move, i hope they poach kr1stal and vici st least so sheygost can go back to playing his comfort role instead of shit sentinel role.
Sheydos-Sheydos-poop1-poop1
They should remove the map and revert breeze changes asap
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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🕯️ oh great demon1 🕯️
🕯️ son of EG cUm 🕯️
🕯️ pls save NA 🕯️
🕯️ from these teams 🕯️
🕯️ of bagres 🐟 🕯️
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MVP shouldn't be on the winning team if another player who made semis/finals has 1.21 rating to 1.09..... Are you okay?
No one lmao, they all have ~0.1 rating less than alfa leo and demon1. I’d like to see either Less or Leo MVP but it’d likely be demon1 either way unless something crazy happens.
Okay I didn’t know that, thank you for clarifying bro
Excited to see kr1stal here!
He doesnt have to prove shit until the accuser actually comes forward with something that’s damning lol, any lawyer would tell you not to cooperate with an investigation conducted by an authority with no legal power.
Maybe if there was any real evidence to suggest he did it he might have come forward with something
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