Mozzarellas
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Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Undeniably based picks

posted about a year ago

They have higher chances than g0-2

posted about a year ago

Come back when fut make playoffs and shit2 and lev dont

posted about a year ago

Navi was bad last year tho

posted about a year ago

He's right

posted about a year ago

Come back when fut make playoffs and g2 dont🀣

posted about a year ago

Fpx bunch of overpeeking dogshit bots (except for autumn) come back when fpx runs out of gimmicks and fut dominates them 2 0 in rematch

posted about a year ago

I didnt know either lol, but to be fair i almost mever read articles or remember their names so i cant really say i care

posted about a year ago

Statistically speaking the gourd has never won an international series

posted about a year ago

This information has altered my perspective of todays society, im not entirely sure if i should be thanking you for opening my eyes to the truth or resent you for exposing me to this range of negative emotions that stems from being lied to

posted about a year ago

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life

posted about a year ago

Miniboo and qw1 clear

posted about a year ago

what past? what he said literally still stands sen didnt qualify for shanghai and wont be qualifying to another event for a long time lmao

posted about a year ago

thank you for your input (not)

posted about a year ago

pretty self-explanatory

posted about a year ago

Are there new patch notes?

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Least biased vlr post

posted about a year ago

What about the 3 years of boostio being a tier3 player?

posted about a year ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHOE πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted about a year ago

COPYPASTA RANKING
RANK BASED ON ENTERTAINMENT

  1. i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

  1. oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHOE πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯
posted about a year ago

Here

posted about a year ago

wish crashies victor and marved would be as self-aware as he is

posted about a year ago

me when i hear someone call forsaken top 10 itw

posted about a year ago

Nrg dimasick would go stupendous

posted about a year ago

Stats arent everything, use eye testπŸ€“

posted about a year ago

anyone who has watched him play duelist and chamber can do it actually

posted about a year ago

forsaken will be put on a top 5 mechanical players list when he manages to consistently bypass the 1.0 rating internationally

posted about a year ago

did eye test grant you that number?

posted about a year ago

if i see forsaken on this list it is officially over

posted about a year ago

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

posted about a year ago

Can u share the word list?

posted about a year ago

add yetujey in sentinel

posted about a year ago

nt ronnie james DIO exists

posted about a year ago

i think we all forgot that prx won pacific. makes sense since considering its a pacific team vs a pacific team you'd think they would both somehow find a way to remain trophyless

posted about a year ago

the eye test failed you on this one

posted about a year ago

why is forsaken not on flex 😑😑😑

nice shit tho

posted about a year ago

are you insane? you could clearly tell by eye test that forsaken was better in that game...

posted about a year ago

but u can at least try to get second!!

the irony

posted about a year ago

bro read 3 replies and made that assumption

posted about a year ago

he said he was gonna miss shanghai playoffs anyways cause of exams

posted about a year ago

U can think what you want but your initial comment makes no sense, there was nothing there for me to counter

posted about a year ago

Counter argument for what? The guy above had no argument for me to counterπŸ’€ he just called me obsessed

posted about a year ago

Can you define comfortable

posted about a year ago

You cant be the best flex in the world and consistently drop negative rating in events, its simple

posted about a year ago

didnt forsaken miss his cove lineup on B vs nrg like 4 rounds in a row lmao

posted about a year ago

i mean forsaken isnt bad either but he's not better than chronicle, theyre both proven but chronicle has proved time and time again that he's better

posted about a year ago

forsaken being the goat or the best flex is the closest thing to winning a trophy that apac can get so they're trying their hardest to enforce it

posted about a year ago

eye test

posted about a year ago
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