I pray that Saadhak pulls out his massive cock and rails the fuck out of Valyn

https://postimg.cc/MXrVGpwW

you mean women ?

I dont want to come across like a woke asshole but like, but dude women have it hard, women have it fucking hard and I empathize with them

preach

For me it was Champs 2025, boring answer but there was a lot of vareity in comps and most teams knew what they were doing

Nuke them all, every single one
I dont get it how they manage to make the worst possible roster move at the wrong time consistently for years.

playing against plumbers and farmers

"fall off" implies he was good

hmmm

I can do it all

he isnt, I am actually curious then

depends on how you define black, if you mean sub sharan african descent, then no
if you mean African American yes

loving something takes time and effort, hating is free

Yeah I could tell

the reason they are smiling is because they have no pressure to perform in that scenario

takes one to know buddy

I dont usually laugh after someone grabs my balls and gives a nasty twist

0-13, they could not have performed worse

biggest offender of them all

Why the fuck are these players smiling, Fucking paycheck stealers all of them.

mid player on a mid agent

:3

surely

I saw him do it

I sleep with 1 eye open

:0

0600 - Com wakes up, He doesn't brush his teeth or take a shit. He just goes for a 10km jog, not for fitness but to practice the pathing for his flank towards his mailbox.

0900 - He hits the local Starbucks. The barista asks for a name.... Silence. She looks around, he is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, she feels a cold chill. Com is behind her in the storage room flanking the espresso machine.

1500 - Its Match time now. It's a C rush through Long, EG is playing retake. All they need is a sova recon to set it up, but it never came. Where is Com?? He's currently in T-Spawn, crouch walking past the trash can, convinced he is about to hit the same clip as the Champs Game against PRX.

1800 - The Game Ends. EG lost 0-2. Com is last alive 80% of the rounds. standing and looking at the textures of the map creating new sova lineups. The enemy team doesn't even look for him anymore, they just plant the spike because they know he is still mid rotation via a different zip code.

2100 - Homecoming. After a long day of stealing paychecks and avoiding responsibility, he finally gets home. Boostio who was assumed missing for over a year is sitting on the couch. Com puts his hand on boostio's shoulder and whispers "Don't worry, you are safe here. You can stay hidden in my house for as long as you want. Nobody will ever find us."

Boostio sighs and feels a sense of security. He goes to the kitchen to get a glass of wine. When he returns Com is no longer there. Boostio looks everywhere, the closets, the attic, under the bed. Nothing. Suddenly, the floor behind him creeks, there he was, Com, who finally got the masterclass flank he was looking for all day. With a tear in his eyes Com starts flanking Boostio all night.

Benjy still nervous

my turn :3

Borderline illegal

get off your alt cum

am I up there ?

w take

HadesLovesRb had a good game

It is because of him, that we have players like Alfajer and Sato and so many.
He is single handedly lowering the skill average to allow these talents to stand out.

Glad to see you off the pills man. good for you

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my bad king

AI slop

Both

is it really ?

why ?

:3

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its peak

I could argue with you, but I kinda dont trust the critical thinking of a 12 year old

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Jawgemo makes it look Balanced, dont worry

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Just you wait