A friend 👎🚫🚫calls 📞☎️me 🤓baby👶 and calls☎️📲 me cute 😘😍😊everytime,⏰⏳ idk🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ if thats good✅✅. One☝️ time⏲️ we cuddle 🤗together🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️ to sleep, 🛌🥱I was on her back😳 and have💼 my leg 🦵🦵over her 🤦‍♀️and shed 🐕be squeezing🪗 it between her thighs 🦵🍗and she 🤦‍♀️🙋‍♀️would say 🗣️🗣️🗣️stuff📦📥 like “I like monkeys🐒🦧 on my back🔙” and I would have no 👎⛔️response🗣️🎙️🙊. it was hard 😓🪖for us to sleep 💤😴so we kept switching📥🥤 positions 🎪to get comfortable😁😁, so she🤦‍♀️ would be on my chest with no shirt on, 👚🚫basically 🤓we were sleeping 🤓😴🥱like we were couples 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩already but were not👎✋🔞. That was the only time ⏰⌚️🕰️tho and we haven't done it ever since. So idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️if Im being extremely📈 friend👯 zoned 🌎or what. Im asking 🤷‍♀️vlr 😷💩cause I know 🧐most users👩‍💻🧑‍💻 here are 📵good 🚫👎with these questions.

Dearest vitzsu,

I respectfully implore you to temporarily relinquish your position in front of the technological marvel that is your computer and embrace the rejuvenating act of cleansing oneself in the sanctity of a shower. With sincere urgency, I emphasize the paramount importance of personal hygiene and the transformative effects it bestows upon one's physical and mental state. Within the comforting embrace of flowing water, one has the opportunity to purify the body, purging it of the remnants of daily toil and invigorating the senses. The cascading droplets serve as a conduit for revitalization, washing away fatigue and invigorating the spirit. This seemingly mundane yet profound ritual allows for a moment of respite from the demands of the day, enabling clarity of thought and renewal of purpose. I humbly beseech you to recognize the significance of this essential practice and allocate the necessary time to attend to your personal well-being. By engaging in the ritual of showering, you reaffirm your commitment to self-care and demonstrate reverence for the vessel that carries you through life's endeavors.

Most of the time⏰⏱️, I play🎮🎮 solo☝️ queue 🤮and every day🌞☀️ I find 3/4 🧮matches🔥 with a team 👬🧑‍🤝‍🧑that has female 👧🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️player👾🎮, which is quite common✅👍 on the SG server. 🥔Fundamentally, 🤓👆I have no issues 😤😡with girls🙆‍♀️; the big 🤥issue😡🤬 is that in matches🔥 with girl👧, my possibilities of losing 😭😭are really high🏰! I don't 👎🚫understand 🧐💭it. It usually seems👁️👁️ like most females👩‍🦳🙆‍♀️ should be playing ⌨️🖱️on diamond💎💎 or plat🪨☄️ or lessss<< elo, 🏆🏆but they end up playing 🏆ask 🧐or immo🤓🤓elo 🏆with their partners 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦or friends.💃🕺 The most irritating 😣😠😠element 🌲of the matches🧯 is that neither ⚖️the female 🤦‍♀️nor 🙅‍♀️the other 👈👉players communicate,🗣️🎙️ and what I 🧐🤓can say 🗣️about their poor😒 performances😡😡🤬😤!!!
Even though I try 🙏to give calls 📞☎️🤙most of the time⏰⏱️⏳ there is a guy is like "Bro, 😎LeT hEr 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️pLaY, she kNoWs 🧐💭wat sHe's doiN."
I'm so tired 💤😴of this kind 😀of game🎮🎚️😭

I’ve never 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️once ☝️thought 🤔💭💭of you🫵🫵 as an ally. ✅👍Not you. 🫵📷✴️Not babysasuke. 👶Not trembolonarage. 🎺🎺📯All people 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️are nothing 👎🚫⛔️but tools. 🔨🛠️⚒️It doesn’t 👎👎🚫matter how ⁉️❓its done✅. It doesn’t🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅😵 matter what🙋‍♂️🤨 needs☑️🧾 to be sacrificed💀💀🏴‍☠️. In this world🌎🌍🌏, winning 🥇🥇is everything. As long as I win 🏆in the end⏰⏱️📅…That’s all that matters.😁

FUCK 🤬🤬THE 100T 💯💯DISCORD 🎅MODS 🍕🥤🥤SOFT🛋️🛋️ ASS🍑 🍑CUCKS 🚶‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩I HOPE 🙄🙏🙏THEY🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ ARE READING 📕📗📘📙📖📖📚THIS

Bye vlr.gg gang🖤👊. You 🫵 🫵guys 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️are my real✅🧾 family, 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦since the biological ☣️🧫parents👩‍👧👨‍👧 of mine 😭disowned 🦶💂💂me some time📅🗓️ ago. ⏳⌛️It's truly amazing 🤩🤩how accepting 🤗you guys were!‼️❕ I walked🚶‍♀️🚶in here, scared, 😱shiwering 🥶❄️and whimpering 😢😢like a little 🤏dog. 🐕🦴But ya'll👈👉 took me in with open arms. 🙌Im truly grateful 😇🙏to be a part 🧩of this huge family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦 of ours❤️ 💗Im off💤 to bed🛌🥱 see👀👁️you loveydoveys 🥰in the morning🌆🌇.

I don't ❌😵❎🙅get people 👴who call 🗣️🎙️them disapointing😭😭? I've believed 🤔💭🧐in this roster 🧑‍🤝‍🧑since ⏰⏱️⏲️leak💦💦, but pre 📆🗓️Lock 🔐🔒🔓In everyone 👩‍💻🧑‍💻was saying 🔊📣how this team👬👫 will be bad, 😵🙅‍♀️0 firepower💣💣🤯🤯💥 etc. But now ⌛️⌛️out of nowhere☁️☁️ them not ❌making it to top 🥉🥉🥇4 is disapointing 🥲😢😢like what❓⁉️❓❔❔⁉️? And I said 🤦‍♂️😟🗣️this before 🕰️🕰️but they looked 👀👁️👁️really bad❎ vs FUT and BBL in regular⚖️⚖️ season 📆📅🗓️but were pretty 🤏🤏close ⚖️vs all the other teams ⌨️💻🖥️Fnatic and NaVi included.✅☑️
and FUT have been playing well ✅✔️🏁and definitely 👍👍deserve💯💯 to go 👉👉to Tokyo🌁🌃🌇🌆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What ⁉️❔❓a dogshit 🐶🐕🐕💩💩team. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️💁‍♂️🎹⌨️⌨️By far📏📏📐 the most⚖️ disappointing 😭😭😢😭team 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑in emea this👇 year.📆📆📅🗓️🗓️ Now fut gonna✅✔️ go to 👉👉tokyo🌆🌃🌇🌁🌁🏙️ to embarrass🫢🫢😳 all 😱😱😮🤯of emea

bet 💰💰💸all your 🫵🫵coins 🪙🪙🪙on this match💻🖱️🖱️⌨️🎹 bud👦 and delete🗑️🗑️🚮 your🫵 account 💻⌨️if furia😡😡😤🤬😤 lose 💀👻😞thanks😊😊🙏🙏

FUT x VIT ✊✊👊is 2 hours ⏳late ⌚️due to technical issues👾💻🎮📀. Not to mention 🤓🤓the fact 👩‍🏫that nearly every game 👾this season 📅📆🗓️has had technical 👾💻📀timeouts.⌛️🎮

What's funny 🤣is the fact 🧑‍🏫👩‍🏫that, if this were to happen in an event in Brazil🇧🇷🇧🇷, you 🫵🫵guys 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️would be calling ☎️☎️📲us monkeys 🙈🙉🙊🐒🦍and saying 🎙️🗣️🗣️that it was because we are a 3rd 🥉🥉world 🌍🌏🌎country🇸🇦🇸🇦🇻🇪🎿 (I can't remember🧐💭 a single ☝️tech 👾💻🎮💻💿💾timeout⏰⏱️⏲️in VCT Lock🔐🔒🔑🔓 In).

Please🙏🥺🥺 be a little bit more humble.

Lmao🤣🤣🤪🤪😹😹😂, do you🫵 seriously 😐😐think 🤔💭💭🧐they did it because the girl 👧👧🤷‍♀️is better 👩‍🏫👨‍🏫player🙆‍♀️🎧⌨️🖥️? They did it to attract😍😍 sjw ✊🪧🪧commumity of VALORANT, which is big 🤥compared ⚖️⚖️to other games🎮🖲️🕹️. So they are saying "see👀👀, we are giving 🤦‍♀️player🎮⌨️⌨️ spots 💺🪑💺to females🙋‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️🙆‍♀️, please 🙏🥺🥺give us some attention👀 sponsors💰💰💸💷💵💴💸💷🤑"