yeah u r one horny mf
Country: | International |
Registered: | October 7, 2022 |
Last post: | January 10, 2024 at 10:14 AM |
Posts: | 12859 |
you have most posts Wonut-chan i have 972 and u have 1003π! (I u see 5 digits in my posts then it's probably a bug π)
don't worry ange1 and ardiss will solve all your problems πΏ
yeah who in there right mind will watch f*0tball/s0ccer
i said hi to you in chat and you ignored ππ‘πΏ
sg ranked too easy he should play in Mumbai (better server then sg)
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Bleed winning πmy pookie bear
so u r suggesting that you are femboi either way?
everyone who is saying a guy name instead of girl they are yet to make there first contact to a female
πΈ caught u lacking in 4kπΈ
we know u were always joking about not being a femboi
kp0 b0sk femboi k0rya b0tvi sha0 shitgetsu
S4S? u mean SUS...among us π±π±π±
tho his bait thread got taken down (common mods L)
they were already giving free slots to mid teams like nrg π