Rules:
CAN NOT USE A TEAM THAT IS ALREADY MADE(ie. it can't be the entire current fnatic roster)
HAS TO USE AT LEAST ONE PLAYER FROM EACH REGION(Pacific, China, EMEA, Americas) Language barriers don't exist here and personalities don't matter
HAS TO BE CURRENTLY IN VCT. NO T2

IGL-FNS
Duelist-KK/Aspas
Smokes-Mako
Initiator-Leo/Ethan
Flex-Chronicle/f0rsaken

vo0kashu

yeah i'll probably do that too

yeah i'll do that too. it's just tactical rab(the goat) and the social media posts on yt always end up spoiling😭

wdym !

it's just so weird. you've been alive for at least 16 years, and you don't know the difference between to and too?

Apologies funny_prank. I will now go fl1pzjder vs Bleed on icebox in real life.

RESPECT FOR ROOTING FOR EDG

if this were summer it'd be fine, but it's the one fucking week where i have to lock in to study for finals

yep if she talks like this we're breaking up

Thanks so much, mr. number2_cNed_fan(I typed that all out <3).

i mean fair, but 12am isn't as bad as 4am

bro i have school😭

i hate people with bad grammar😇

i know there's really nothing anyone can do about timezone differences, but i HATED tokyo because i was in france at the time and the times were so fucked. now you're telling me im gonna have to be awake at 4am to watch the first match of the day? im happy that asia is getting tournaments held there, but i just hate it because the viewing times are so bad for EST

edg have no aura?

i wish we had the images of the trophies for each tournament, and the winners of that tournament have a trophy section specifically dedicated for them like hltv

brenshow
panpoc
any south american caster(including that guy who casted that saadhak ace clutch on fracture against nrg)
mimi is so funny but i wouldn't want her casting a grand finals(no hate to mimi <3)
steel is honestly not that bad. he's annoying sometimes, but he explains what teams are looking to do in the round and it's honestly really helpful

ratio for caring about that stuff. face/hair>>>>>

oh fuck i totally forgot about communication. communication is honestly my number one thing i care about. im a serious overthinker and my ex was so closed off, i was constantly worrying cuz she would never respond

why? i'm genuinely curious. i have a lot of female friends, but i dont go around cuddling and stuff. i just prefer talking to them over guys.

the only dif between a man, woman, or any other gender, is the body part. if you didnt know their body part, it wouldn't matter. if you like their personality and have fun around them, what's the problem?

if they're choosing to consistently hang out with them over you, regardless of the gender, that's not a good sign. if they're cuddling and like doing stuff they should be doing with you, i understand the concern and you have every right to be. but dont go asking them to stop being friends just because they're a dif gender

im ngl i haven't watched much of the chinese games so im rly js looking at standings. i hope they do become competitive again tho

i hope you step on a lego
i hope you put on your sock the wrong way and you have to readjust it
i hope you have a small rock stuck in your shoe
i hope your both sides of your pillows are warm tonight
i hope you wake up late tomorrow and miss school/work
i hope it's 11:12 everytime you try to see the time wishing for 11:11
i hope you get bit by mosquitos on the soles of your feet, your ankles, and your palms, and hands.
i hope your charger stops working
i hope you start to say something important but forget it halfway through.

oh i didnt know they lost the coach. that makes a lot more sense

for me personally, if my girl doesnt have good grammar/doesn't use the right to, too/there, their, they're, etc. it's a no go
also she has to type out the words in texts. "u" instead of you is such an ick ngl

it's such a simple thing and it really doesnt take that long to type out the word

watch the chinese broadcast. im ngl i dont understand a single word of chinese, but i feel like they're gonna go crazy for chinese teams like japan did for zeta

i started out watching it, but i ended up switching to reading because i read faster. i havent read one piece in a couple of months because i like to let the chapters build instead of waiting each week

he probably got in an accident. he was celebrating their win. i do hope he gets better soon though

wont have to worry when they bomb out

nah ngl, i had to use flickr for a photography class, and i really like it. also there's so many pictures from the vct accounts i never knew existed

definition of aura https://www.flickr.com/photos/valorantesports/52974130308/in/photolist-2oHyBNg-2oHx4iV-2oHx4jr-2oH9gmh-2oH6Bou-2oJnGm8-2oHSC8B-2oHuHyf-2oizhvm-2oiviAy-2oJpUyi-2oHwiSd-2oJtL8e-2oJjBJj-2oJpYmu-2oHVM8k-2oHtd3Q-2oJ2eo7-2oGmpn3-2oHUYqi

also nrg replaced 3 players(2 if marved counts as a core member). jdg only replaced one

Kinda like yay. They were the best in their region and predicted to be the best team this year, and then they fell off hard. People love to watch good things fall

I think we might see the return of plat chat watch parties. I wasn’t around for their old ones so I’m hype to see this cuz I’m a really big fan of the podcast

That’s fair, but iirc jdg were already playing on lans for china. This shouldn’t be any diff. And this isn’t like nrg where there were multiple player changes, it was just their igl. Shouldn’t the synergy still be there between the four players? I’m not saying that confidence or synergy don’t play a role, but I’m just so surprised with how drastic the change is from being able to contest with edg to being the worst in their league

I mean that’s true, but was yoman really the goat igl? It’s not like their igl currently is just being thrown into that role

Bro said 5’10😭😭😭

• bbl bottom b
• loud def lower than Sen. probably bottom of B cuz they’re losing sadhak and less
• koi should be middle c They’ve shown flashes of talent and I feel like they could do goodish
• g2 could probably be put somewhere in B cuz I just don’t think icy is A tier talent.
• if g2 and drx are A tier I feel like edg should be there too(understandable if you disagree. It’s probably just my bias talking)
• I’m not sold on fnc yet. I feel like fut and th are better but I want to believe in fnc

Besides that, great list

I’m surprised people aren’t talking about this team more. They’re the core of rare atom minus their igl and going into the season, I rated them really highly because they looked so good before, but now they’re the worst team in their region. What even happened? I get they lost their igl, but were they really that impactful? Are they the dfm of china?

Downvoted for edg being low

As long as edg have aura im all good😇

Oh for sure. I know it wasn’t like mean laughing, I was just surprised at how laid back and relaxed they were when nothing crazy was happening

They were still laughing about his kd tho 💀

OHHH LMFAO I DIDNT REALIZE

They were talking about dominos like two rounds ago(6-4 I think??? I wasn’t watching the score) and then at the start of the last round(7-4) they were talking about kiles’s kd

Wait that’s great what

This shit is so unserious 😭. Mfs are talking about how kpi are eating pizza and making fun of kiles for having 3 kills😭😭

I could be wrong about the exact translation since I don’t understand Spanish 100%, but I understand it pretty well

Each region

1. China
   • EDG
2. Pacific
   • GEN.G
3. Americas
   • 100 Thieves
4. EMEA
   • Team Heretics

Iirc he was burnt out from csgo and was really depressed and shit and then he made the move to valorant. Maybe he’ll join a dif fps and become the goat? I hope he comes back to Val and regains confidence

Wtf is this