Bump :3
| Flag: | Seychelles |
| Registered: | May 8, 2024 |
| Last post: | August 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM |
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UPDATE #5:
We have received the following message from unknown locations in madagascar and brazil.
uifmr kmlz. gwksvg zijyqcdk kho.
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
With punctuation
MAYDAY. MAYDAY. I think I've been found, this will be my final message. Whatever is going on here has KIRYA INC written all over it...a little too all over it. I mean...Kirya inc uniforms (skirts ofc) and weapons, but I don't buy it. Whatever is going on here...kirya has no idea about it.
Until :3 faces off against YDZ Black!!!!!!!
LunaFox gonna Luna diff luna1
https://www.vlr.gg/523253/3-vs-ydz-black-game-changers-2025-north-america-stage-2-r2-0-1
#:3FIGHTING
#:3WIN
welcome to the 4 star club simbhdri.
We love and appreciate you HenBabyH <3
UPDATE #4:
We have received a distress signal from operative trembolonaRage. We sent him in as a double agent to gather intel and blend in with KIRYA INC. He's been undercover for years, but we've never been able to decrypt any of his messages.
ETYWSQ. FARVSR. I mzagk B'nw uexf xhugv, lail oael uw er fbfse mxkktgx. Ozttxnwk il ygbnz gf aekw zts DAJRA BFU prbllxn tdd hvxj am...a ealmlx lgh aed goek al. B mxsf...Dikqs bnv mfbfhjel (sdajms hxu) tnw owtphfk, uum A vhn'm tmr im. Ozttxnwk il ygbnz gf aekw...cbrrs zts gg awet sthum al.
The message did come directly from the base in question.
It’s a super simple one, made sure even chatgpt can do it. Would recommend not using it if u wanna have fun with it :)
KINGGGG BOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!
@williams_mom can u confirm this
UPDATE #3:
Intelligence has intercepted the following message from the base:
lkvizgrlm rh kirnvw zmw ivzwb. dzrgrmt lm pribz gl urmrhs gsv uvnylb vckl
He’s been enlisted in the Koko search party, won’t be back for a while
Nah I talked with him he’s going on break for a bit
Yea they’re amazing!!! TenZ personally gave me 4 skins for free!
Nah don’t click that shit it’s obv a scam
UPDATE #2:
Strange shipments have been arriving at an unregistered pharmacy on the Chinese border with Russia. It is believed that this pharmacy is a secret K1rya inc. base to help expand k1rya inc. activities into china. The Koko Search Party is actively looking for volunteers to help conduct a raid to enter the base and retrieve 🐜. Please volunteer here.
#FINDKOREYMI
UPDATE #1:
An anonymous report has reported 2 figures similar to k1rya spotted in northern manchuria with a group of k1rya inc. goons. It is believed that 1 of these figures is k1rya holding the other figure koko hostage. Koko search party helicopters have been dispatched and are on the lookout. Will update after any events.
🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
#FINDKOREYMI
Beloved user koko https://www.vlr.gg/user/Koreymi has officially been reported missing on vlr and we are opening a search party. Let it be known that whoever has 🐜 will be found by the koko search party. If you see any 🐜in china resembling kirya please report to the search party.
🐜has gray hair
(gray hair goated, still 🐜status tho)
hey...jsyk :3 doesn't choke games like 100t and are playing in 1 day and 18 hours if u wanted to watch :3
ohhhh I’m sorry I didn’t realize we were being fr
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