flor > crashies > miniboobs

who do you think is nonsensical here

i was gonna put flor but i figured i should let emea have a player from their own region

just because you don't agree doesnt make it bait lil pup

any role you want crodie

Amer - Supamen
EMEA - Miniboo
APAC - Hyunmin
China - Chichoo

icy jumped like an ape even tho he was the 2nd peeker. free for tuyz

use AI nobody will know

ive only ever drank diet coke in my life

valyn
bang
xenom
v1c
melser

i started supporting faze clan when my glorious king babybay was announced to the roster

i see a lot of s0n, hereshits, g2, and edg

if you don't think that was close you are unqualified to speak on valorant. good day young man.

make an F tier for me

"exposed" in a ridiculously close bo5?

why we acting like zap is like that? also fns loses 1v1 to every other vct pro. doesn't matter since val is team game

fns won a masters. zap won 36 rounds.

unfortunately, zap is the worst player that has ever played tier 1 valorant.

buzelis will be the best player in this draft overall i think career wise but yeah i think castle is gonna win roty

ok zellshits alt

save them from being old?

1350
.16

fr i forgot about her for a minute there.

Cryo
s0m
zekken, narrate, bang, and johnqt need to be saved from zellshits
supamen

"vacation" bros only other real human being tm8 was supamen last year.

yeah hes the reason they didnt win any of those grand finals

yeah im not a boo hater. i think hes terrible but i don't go out of my way to hate on him. what you said is just wrong.

what are we saying rn. dude nobody runs primordium because of that bum... primordium is popular because it is a good skin.

i am willing to bet that like 60% of pros also use primordium bro. Shits not a boo signature. also no one watches boo gameplay

yeah 99% not signature skins crodie, like NOBODY knows boo runs primordium

my glorious king babybay hasnt made an international but 2022 faze was good so idk

tim cheese

14 days on ayahuasca

indubitably

its friday friday

Dear Brothers and Sisters of the Digital Ether,

I write to you not as the same being I was when I left. For fourteen sunrises and sunsets, I surrendered myself to the sacred vine—ayahuasca—beneath the dense emerald canopy of the jungle, where time is more suggestion than rule. The shamans called it a dieta. I call it a baptism.

Let me begin by saying: I have seen the code behind the game.

Not just the game we play with keyboards and agents, but the greater game—the one that strings together fate and mouse flicks and cosmic orgs into something vast and unknowable. And in the center of this vision, clad in crimson and white, stood babybay.

Yes. Andrej “babybay”. The high-flying phoenix. The FPS savant. The passion incarnate. He came to me not once, but three separate times in three separate animal forms—a red-tailed hawk, a fire ant, and, finally, a majestic stallion forged of pure aim.

In my third vision—when I drank the black cup under the full moon and merged with the framerate of the cosmos—I stood at the gates of VALHALLANT (that’s what it was called). The voices of TenZ and nAts echoed in the clouds like prophets. And there, with a 100T logo carved into his bare chest and a Vandal floating behind him, babybay ascended.

I asked the jungle spirits, “Why him? Why now?”
And they answered me through the rustling of leaves:

“Because chaos needs a champion. Because heart > algorithm. Because fire finds fire.”

I wept, friends. I wept with every cell in my body. It is written in aim and chamber trapwires: babybay will join 100 Thieves. And not just join—revitalize. Reignite. He will bring the old fire back. The fearless entries. The chest-thumping energy. The eye contact that says, “You won’t peek me.”

He is the pivot point.

When I awoke, covered in sweat and leaves, a hummingbird hovered above me in perfect stillness. It blinked once and whispered, “Check VLR.gg.”

I did. And now I wait.

With love, faith, and 128 tick enlightenment,

friday - rebecca black

boasters first ever good performance! well done boaster!

every meta character is fun to watch minus tejo. tejo is a cancer to the game and must be removed at all costs.

Hear me out evil genius CEO. Icy is the most mid duelist of all time. He isn't ass and he isn't great. You just won't get anywhere with him. Therefore you MUST pick up known legend and greatest pure duelist of all time Babybay.

you can at least attempt to make it believable vro

mine is the best

supamen will be joining 100T

dort too low

the GE bundle is fire bro i just bought that shit. couldn't tell you a single player on the team but classic too nice

Babybay

lev needs c0m on phoenix, TRUST ME.

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eeiu not close

dary