Kiko
Country: United States
Registered: July 9, 2021
Last post: April 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Posts: 2639
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I wrote a NY times best seller

posted 2 months ago

tldr babybay wins champions

posted 2 months ago

Well said.

posted 2 months ago

3 days until furia starts the downfall of the current NRG. 13-7 NRG map 1, looking bad for furia. 13-2 Furia, where did that come from? 16-14 Furia, hard fought victory. NRG thinks, its okay, we have mibr in lowers. C9 loses 0-2 to mibr. NRG is stunned. "C9 is trash im the best player in the world!" says demon1. C9 2-0 NRG. WHAT!!?!?!?! NRG calls for immediate roster changes, signing babybay and poised and dropping semen1 and ethan (they still think crashies and victor are the best core in valorant). But wait... what's this? Babybay and Poised's VCT debut. Babybay drops 50 map 1, then 32 map 2. 2-0 against Leviatan in the first game of the season. No one could have predicted this. The season goes perfectly thanks to the GOAT Babybay and the new and improved IGL Poised (Shanks's little brother). They end the first split undefeated with no maps dropped. They dominate Shanghai, 3-0 against FNC in the grand finals, not even remotely close thanks to babybay shidding on b0tke. NRG ends split 2, yet again, undefeated. At this point its not fair, Babybay is too good. He now has a private security detail around him at all times since Mr. Energy is paranoid of sabotage. Champions starts and NRG speeds through the tournament getting to the grand finals only dropping 1 map because babybay forgot to show up and was out clubbing. They think "nothing can go wrong now". Then the other team arrives. It's Evil Geniuses. NRG thinks "what? how did they make grand finals?" They check the stats. Supamen has dropped 80 kills 3 matches in a row. The finals was set, Babybay vs his ex teammate Supamen. Map 1, Babybay dominates, just as planned, but Supamen keeps it close. 13-11 NRG. Map 2, same thing, Babybay dismantles EG 13-6. Map 3, Supamen goes nuclear and drops 90 kills in a 24-22 overtime win for EG. Map 4, EG Destroy NRG in a 13-4 map win. The final map, who will win? NRG starts shooting, EG can't keep up with babybay. It's 10-2 at the half. Supamen has a Goggins level motivational speech. It's time. Supamen and Jawgemo start running down NRG and they can't be stopped. Its 12-11 NRG. Supamen is hungry for overtime, but Poised has other plans. Poised hits 1 taps Jawgemo while he satchels in, one down. 1 taps Apoth, 2 down. Oh no! he gets triple swung by the rest of EG! 3 shots, 3 kills. The greatest play in the history of valorant at the hands of Shanks's little brother. It's over. NRG are your 2024 champions.

posted 2 months ago

the days are blending together. is it even real anymore?

posted 2 months ago

BEAR DOWN 🐻⬇️

posted 2 months ago

hold my liquor doesnt have a british guy on it

posted 2 months ago

4 stars means u are rich handsome and famous

posted 2 months ago

l0l l0l l0l l0l l0l

posted 2 months ago

Duelist - zombs
Smokes - zombs
Primary Ini - zombs
Flex - zombs
Sentinel - zombs

posted 2 months ago

future amolee

posted 2 months ago

eg too low

posted 2 months ago

zellshit better

posted 2 months ago

🤝

posted 2 months ago

marved was the best controller itw on optic. leaf, i believe and i could be wrong, was the best player in americas last year (statistically)

posted 2 months ago

#draingang

posted 2 months ago

babygoatsuke

posted 2 months ago

alright lets all play under the africa region!

posted 2 months ago

he will be playing in challengers, he is on one of the 2 teams without an org that are through from last year

posted 2 months ago

that's actually Shahzam not Shazam

posted 2 months ago

everyone swears its the best but literally every streamer that has one has constant issues with it

posted 2 months ago

😈😈😈

posted 2 months ago

Am I the only non sentinels fan that thinks they're better than loud and pretty close to LEV? I feel like they make it through fairly easily. I must be trippin but sentinels looks insane and I don't really know how loud's gonna look without aspas.

posted 2 months ago

I see geospliced, I smile, then I downvote.

posted 2 months ago

yeah

posted 2 months ago

faze core tsm core players retain the spot

posted 2 months ago

he was on his way to nrg but bleed gave toast a mil to spend on him

posted 2 months ago

can we have alter ego play anita max wynn

posted 2 months ago

got off the phone with mr. disguised toast and, unfortunately, he will be poaching him and sending him to APAC

posted 2 months ago

sonofchrist > semen1, y0y, asspiss, etc

posted 2 months ago

he is

posted 2 months ago

neither zeek is good enough to lay claim to the name

posted 2 months ago

i need to see more of sonofchrist to make an accurate analysis, right now g0m and jorp are by far the top 2 prospects itw

posted 2 months ago

number 43 on the list

posted 2 months ago
  1. g0m
  2. Jorp
  3. sonofcar
posted 2 months ago

sonofcar > both mid ass players

posted 2 months ago

𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗫 𝗪𝗬𝗡𝗡 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

posted 2 months ago

and sonofchrist

posted 2 months ago

oh ok happy birthday purp0

posted 2 months ago

real shit

posted 2 months ago

who?

posted 2 months ago
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