Khuletz
Country: Philippines
Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: August 26, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Posts: 99
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insane showing by EG, congratulations to them!

posted 7 months ago

THIS IS THE BALORANTE FBI: DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUEANCES!!!

posted 7 months ago

SEN 2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS

posted 7 months ago

and he didn't win?

posted 7 months ago

SEN WC2024

posted 7 months ago

Talent/Superteam = FNC
Performance = OPTIC/LOUD

posted 7 months ago

bro is stoned in copium. uve got to b mentally challenged if you think "tight schedule" "unlucky matchups" "fatigue" is the reason they lost. loud is a championship caliber team. you saying that makes it look like they're T2 that they are without knowledge of how unforgiving the tournament can be. ofc they know this and came prepared because they are the BEST currently imo

posted 7 months ago

i think it's just out of style but yeah it's neat

posted 7 months ago

Everything is a fluke for this year ngl

posted 7 months ago

pause

posted 7 months ago

welcome my brother enjoy your stay

posted 8 months ago

google translate is wild with this one

posted 8 months ago

Yes not bad at all. wpgg to them and the fans

posted 8 months ago

yeah im schizoprebixc

posted 8 months ago

Ill be reaching for this one. If not about their personality irl. I think OP means it the way how they play. PRX is extremely aggresive (like a bully of some sort/do without thinking even if it hurts othrs) and DRX is very calm and collected (thinks of the best for evryone, not forced by feelings).

posted 8 months ago

didn't LOUD beat PRX(Benkai IGL) at past tournaments? (or i might be schizo) gomna be a thrilling match betweeb the two teams.

posted 8 months ago

EG 2 - 3 FNC
or
PRX 3 - 2 FNC

posted 8 months ago

sad "DAY" not sad "YEAR" brotherboy

posted 8 months ago

bro is under influence

posted 8 months ago

I want them not to. But LOUD looked real good against FNC. I'll not be aurprised if they managed to adjust

posted 8 months ago

all your baits are wholesome brethren

posted 8 months ago

W schizoprenia

posted 8 months ago

common media protocol for the bags and i think theres a significant consequence when you refused to participate

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

these bots 💀💀💀

posted 8 months ago

either get yay back or replace ardis with tenz

posted 8 months ago

would love to see him in nrg

posted 8 months ago

naaaahhhhhh

posted 8 months ago

bro outright spreading pc malware

posted 8 months ago

its ok pujan am your father

posted 8 months ago

billy and edward clears

posted 8 months ago

aint no one folding wit taht championship experience in their bag. billy wus jus 2 good

posted 8 months ago

than those that went out ahead of them? yes we on the same page brotherboy

posted 8 months ago

wya bbg?

posted 8 months ago

yes just not tacfps but you get the point

posted 8 months ago

pokimane (not boosted kkkkkkk)

posted 8 months ago

nahh, only thing his dad gave him is some years worth of abuse/domestic violence. y'all are misunderstanding him.

posted 8 months ago

I agree. brothermans in BR should understand that this is a PROFESSIONAL CAREER not some reality show promoting patriotism and other stuff viewers want to see. Grass is greener on the other side for them but that does not mean they aren't Brazilians/representing BR anymore.

posted 8 months ago

that's crazy

posted 8 months ago

Faker practicing his Mandarin rn 😂😂😂 Booked a flight early so he can train with the Guangdong Tigers😂😂

posted 10 months ago

bro searched for "Team Secret game losses" 💀💀💀💀

posted 10 months ago

cancer holding him back bro

posted 10 months ago

you too

posted 10 months ago

??? They're both duelist bro 💀

posted 10 months ago

??? They're both duelist bro 💀

Edit: my fault bro, i though it was between two duelists. But you claiming that something's a duelist proves Mortadelo's point that something's clutch efficiency in every clutch situation is better than rb's number of clutches given that, as you said, smething's a duelist and is not likely to have clutches.

posted 10 months ago

Honestly, they should've made a SEA country be the center of VCT Pacific instead of going for KR. But heck, KR spending on Esports is massive so I think that's the killing blow for the decision.

posted 10 months ago

Does VCT EMEA Coliseum means a coliseum built by Riot/organizers from EMEA? Or they bought a coliseum and named it after that? Or it's a built coliseum with other names just named it as that because all of VCT EMEA are gonna be held there?

posted 10 months ago

Yoru or Astra. idk they're hated for their/some of their kit.

posted about a year ago
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