Jerbungo
Flag: United States
Registered: August 5, 2023
Last post: December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Posts: 153
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BuZz to DH after this game:

“Did you even shoot?”

posted 3 weeks ago

What players? Brazil is cooked if Aspas isn’t on the team.

posted 1 month ago

TH 3-1 NRG

Heretics win here to face G2 in the Grand Final.

posted 2 months ago

TH 2-1 FNC

Battle of EMEA concludes here with Heretics winning due to this not being a grand final.

posted 2 months ago

FNC 2-1 mibr

Boaster hard diffs ass-pas by going +30

posted 2 months ago

TH 2-1 DRX

posted 2 months ago

NRG 2-1 TH

NRG wins here so that TH can go into the lower bracket again and come 2nd.

posted 2 months ago

G2-0 FNC

The revenge arc continues, first T1, then PRX, now FNC. Let’s go my dawgs!!!!!

posted 2 months ago

DRX 2-1 PRX

The only reason PRX loses here is the infamous DRX curse.

posted 2 months ago

FNC 2-1 DRX

If this wasn’t staged to be a G2 redemption tournament, then DRX wins for sure.

posted 2 months ago

TH 2-0 mibr

The Brazilians and Verno will not show up.

posted 2 months ago

NRG 2-0 GX

posted 2 months ago

G2-1 PRX

My goats already got their revenge on T1. Now it’s time for PRX to feel the heat.

posted 2 months ago

G2-0 NRG

Battle of Americas ends in the bloodbath massacre of NRG.
Enjoy enduring the same to Heretics in the lower final.

posted 2 months ago

He got dislikes but got it correct

posted 2 months ago

Wow, what a series. A pity that NRG had two incredible comebacks in games where DRX had such a dominant start in all 3 maps. GG NRG, you impressed me heavily.

posted 2 months ago

Your team is terrible, needed a pro that didn’t even want to play the season but was convinced by his woman to play. Ever since he and the bald Brazilian left, that team has been terrible in a pool with a crippling region. Yes, I’m calling my region dogshit.

posted 2 months ago

You decided to be a Sentinels fan, wtf did you expect? A happy little “Yay, we just got exposed and railed by the one team that’s had success and NRG who are abusing the Odin to victory.” Sentinels is for sure getting grouped at champs.

posted 3 months ago

G2 3-2 TL

Edit: G2 3-2 TH
G2 end their revenge arc by beating Heretics after getting destroyed by them in their group stage match.

posted 3 months ago

They're getting grouped chump. Honestly though, keep believing in them for I enjoy watching you sencity fans cry when they continuously bomb out each tournament this year.

posted 3 months ago

T1 2-1 TH

Intense decider match where T1 get 3rd place in the tournament based on their win right here.

posted 3 months ago

TH 2-1 DRG

While TH have looked horrible, I'm gonna pray for their sakes that they don't go out first in two internationals in row like mibr

posted 3 months ago

G2-0 T1

G2 get their revenge on the team who took their deserved masters trophy

posted 3 months ago

T1 2-1 DRG

As much as I have some faith in DRG and their ability to have an upset, we need a Bangkok Grand Final rematch. The viewership would be nuts.

posted 3 months ago

G2-0 TH

G2 just won champs, so thank you heretics for spoiling the entire tournament as soon as the group draw happened.

posted 3 months ago

TL 2-1 NRG

TL finally gets out of the group stage and into playoffs to have a great run or the biggest fumble

posted 3 months ago

TL 2-0 EDG

From #1 in the world to eliminated first in their group. Man how the tables have truly turned.

posted 3 months ago

DRX 2-1 NRG

Close, but DRX are group stage demons.

posted 3 months ago

FNC 2-0 RRQ

Kaajak, Chronicle, crashies, and Alfajer pull out insane performances with the great mind that is Boaster's to get into playoffs

posted 3 months ago

FNC 2-1 mibr

Congrats on having Lev get you to champs, but we all know you aren't making it out of groups.

posted 3 months ago

BLG 2-1 RRQ

whyz pulls out the most incredible duelist diff in history

posted 3 months ago

RRQ 2-1 FNC

With their lower bracket run in Pacific and their loss to FNC in Toronto, I think RRQ will come into this match very hungry.

posted 3 months ago

BLG 2-0 mibr

whyz just got so happy that he gets the opportunity to wipe the floor with aspas.

posted 3 months ago

XLG 2-0 GX

Nice run in playoffs Giants, but like in 2023, you ain't making it out of groups.

Edit: XLG 2-0 Sen
I knew Sentinels weren’t making it out of groups, but I didn’t expect them to look this horrible.

posted 3 months ago

PRX 2-0 XLG

At 30%, PRX will body this unfortunate soul.

posted 3 months ago

Sen 2-1 GX

As much as I despise Sen, GX are not getting out of groups, and the fact that people have this much belief just baffles my mind.

posted 3 months ago

PRX 2-0 Sen

Sen only here to get max viewership and to get their ass wiped by PRX

posted 3 months ago

XLG 2-1 Sen

Goodbye Shitinels, nice knowing you qualified to each LAN and couldn't do shit at any of them.

posted 3 months ago

DRX 2-1 Liquid

As per usual, DRX will stomp in groups to then pull a 5/6th finish in playoffs

posted 3 months ago

They are never going to win champs with this roster. Their only hope was last year with TenZ and Sacy.

posted 3 months ago

Ok, so I can tell you’re either a new valorant viewer, or you like teams based off of how well they are doing. Boostio is a very good player, and at his peak was outfragging his teammates (Jawgemo, Demon1, Ethan, and c0m) a lot at Tokyo and Champs while IGLing. Evidently, he just hasn’t been in that form for a while, but something is blocking him from reaching back to his prime.

posted 4 months ago

G2 3-2 GenG

Could go either way, but G2 are due for a win. Let’s go DAWGEMO!!!!

posted 5 months ago

Liquid 3-2 Heretics

Heretics choke their 5th grand final appearance and nats is back on top.

posted 7 months ago

We all know you’re a bloody single virgin whom nobody cares about. Delete your account right now.

posted 7 months ago
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